I declare my candidacy for Pacific Senator.
How interesting.
I declare that I am
not running for re-election for Pacific Senator. I made this decision some time back, but I intend to finish out my term (let's not have a 3 votes to 2 votes special election, shall we?
).
This should give all interested parties time to
carpetbag err, move to the shell of the Pacific Region (seriously, look at the turnout
), make grandiose candidate declaration threads, and whatnot.
May my successor enjoy the same joyous, harmonious, completely-devoid-of-personal-conflict-
whatsoever Senate that I have.
AND MAY THE KITTIES COMPEL YOU!
