Political Quiz List. Are you a Quiz Whiz?

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Amusing:

http://www.americanprogress.org/issues/2009/03/progressive_quiz.html

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wat

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Conservative/Progressive score: 8
You are a social moderate. You think the progressive movement is overall well meaning, but sometimes it goes too far. On issues like abortion and affirmative action, you see the negatives of both extremes on the issue. You probably value religion, but at the same time you think it should still stay separate from the government


Capitalist Purist/Social Capitalist score: 2
You're a Capitalist Purist. You believe that the market should be completely free, and that the invisible hand of the market will make sure that the people get what they want and will do it in the most efficient way possible. You believe in small government, less taxes, and more privatization.

Libertarian/Authoritarian score: 2
You are libertarian. You think that the government is making way too many unnecessary laws that are taking away our innate rights. You believe that the government's job is primarily to protect people from harming other people, but after that they should mind their own business, and if we give the government too much power in controlling our lives, it can lead to fascism.

Pacifist/Militarist score: 0
You're a Pacifist. You are angered that the United States thinks it should dominate the world through its military force. You think that the only time war is necessary is when we are in direct danger of being attacked. You also believe the US spends way too much of its money on defense, as we can practically cut it in half and still easily defend ourselves, and use that money to fix all our economic problems.

Overall, you would most likely fit into the category of Libertarian

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You are a neoliberal Democrat. 6 percent of the test participators are in the same category and 3 percent are more extremist than you.

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Top result not surprising, but the high percentages from the socialisms and communisms worry me

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That test is bollocks.

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Libertarian
You are 70% Socially Permissive and 85% Economically Permissive!


Libertarian

With a high personal and economic score, you appear to have a libertarian view of politics. Libertarians prefer freedom in both the personal and business realms, and dislike government control and intervention in these areas. Libertarians believe individuals should be allowed to make their own social and economic decisions.

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you are a Moderate Conservative.

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That hipster test needs a NOTA option. Hard.

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The Subtle Hipster
sweet jesus. you're ###% hipster.
You're pretty hip, but not in a ridiculously over-the-top kind of way. In fact, you probably look like a regular person generally and almost blend in with the masses, but you wear a few subtle signifiers of your hipness. In fact, hipsters probably don't realize how hip you are until you get into conversations about music, movies, and politics. You're at a healthy level of hipness. Rock on. Don't try too hard.

Ew stop these questions were just terrible

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New Prosperity Independent

Defining Values:
Pro-business, pro-environment and many are pro-choice. Sympathetic toward immigrants, but not as understanding toward black Americans and the poor. Somewhat critical of government. Tolerant on social issues.

Who They Are:
Well-educated (40% have a college degree), affluent (almost four-in-ten earn at least $75,000), young (70% less than age 50), and male (64%). Less religious (only 15% go to church weekly).

Top Priorites for the Next President:
Education (25%)
Health Care (19%)

Top Issues and Concerns in the 2000 Election:
Adding prescription drug benefits to Medicare (91%)
Using payroll taxes for private retirement accounts (84%)
Eliminating the Inheritance Tax (79%)

Analysis:
Affluent and less religious, this group is basically non-partisan with a slight lean toward the Republican Party. New Prosperity Independents are highly satisfied with the things that are going in the country. A majority approves of Bill Clinton, yet tends to be critical of government. One-third consider themselves Internet enthusiasts. Two-thirds favor having third major political party in addition to the Democrats and Republicans.

This isn't entirely accurate.

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It's a crassly dumb test. There are very few options given that I could sign onto with a clear conscience.

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Translated it to English:

POLITICAL PROFILE: LEFT OR RIGHT?

The Economic and Social
   

The Way We Live


The identity and responsibility


Yep, pretty much Libertarian

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Retook the VoteMatch quiz, still a Hardcore Libertarian.

Personal Score: 90%
Economic Score: 70%

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http://marketliberal.org/test/

Current score: Libertarian
Social: 65
Economic: 70

Consistent Libertarian

Social: 95
Economic: 100

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http://www.quiz2d.com/quiz/
Left Leaning Freedom Lover
Description

You desire substantially less government control of personal activity and somewhat less government control over economic activity than is presently the case in the U.S. You are a moderate libertarian by some definitions; others prefer to limit the term "libertarian" to those closer to the top corner of this graph, so I use the term Left-Leaning Freedom Lover to avoid confusion.

Your views are probably best represented by the Modern Whig Party. Whether it gets off the ground is still to be seen. Or you might like my plan for starting a third party— useful for starting from scratch or reforming an existing third party. Finally, your views could be represented by a mix of Democrats and Libertarians in office.

Regardless of whether you think third parties are viable, you might find my more recent articles on success for libertarians of interest. There, I use a broad definition of the word libertarian which includes people like yourself.

Approximately 14% of the takers of this quiz scored in this area.

I got the same result.

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You are an anarcho-capitalist. 0 percent of the test participators are in the same category and 12 percent are more extremist than you.

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You are an anarcho-capitalist. 0 percent of the test participators are in the same category and 12 percent are more extremist than you.

what is 12 % of zero?

Can't divide by zero

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Terrible quiz. Recycled questions and was not specific enough.

Anyway:

         Liberal Democrat(John Kerry) (100%)      


         Reform(Pat Buchanan) (97%)      


         Neo-Conservative(Ronald Reagan) (94%)      


         Neo-Liberal(Ted Kennedy) (91%)      


         Liberal Republican(Arnold,Gov. of CA) (88%)      


         Conservative Republican(Bob Dole) (75%)      


         Moderate Republican(George W. Bush) (62%)      


         Moderate Democrat(Bill Clinton) (59%)      


         Moderate (10%)      


         Conservative Democrat(Robert Byrd) (0%)   

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         Liberal Democrat(John Kerry) (100%)      

lol

I lol'd as well.

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Scott's quiz was very odd indeed.

But for the record:

Anarcho-Capitalism   75%
Minarchism/Libertarianism 71%
Trotskyist   54%
Anarcho-Primitivist 54%
Anarcho-Communist    50%
Paleoconservative 50%
Fascist 50%
Christian Democrat   46%
Nazi   42%
Neoconservative 38%
Anarcho-Syndicalist   38%
Stalinist 33%
Theocracy   13%

Highlighted the ones that are unrepresentative of my views.

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I'm pretty sure the guy who made that quiz is a fascist or a Communist of some sort.

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The political compass is very black and white when looking at philosophy.

Anyway, here's mine:

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Anarcho-Communist 88%
Paleoconservative    83%

How does that even work

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Staunch Conservative

Defining Values:
Pro-business, pro-military (kinda), pro-life (kinda), anti-gay and anti-social welfare (for the most part) with a strong faith in America. Anti-environmental (not anti, but critical of over-regulation). Self-defined patriot. Distrustful of government. Little concern for the poor (that's just a blatantly ignorant statement). Unsupportive of the women's movement. (also an ignorant statement)

Who They Are:
Predominately white (93%), male (62%) and older. Married (74%). Extremely satisfied financially (54% make at least ,000). Fifty-seven percent are white Protestants.

Top Priorities for the Next President:
Morality (27%)
Taxes (21%)

Top Issues and Concerns in the 2000 Campaign:
Using payroll taxes for private retirement accounts (86%)
Eliminating the Inheritance Tax (85%)
Adding prescription drug benefits to Medicare (73%)

Analysis:

As in 1994, this extremely partisan Republican group's politics are driven by a belief in the free enterprise system and social values that reflect a conservative agenda. Dissatisfied with the state of the nation, Staunch Conservatives pay close attention to what is going on in politics and are highly vocal.


Wow, that's really not very reflective of my views.