Mary Cheney is pregnant

[Peter]

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What would our Lord PD say?

I will not give you the time of day. Lesbians are sick. And for any two people to put a child through that, well, they're just plain selfish. Not thinking about the child at all. Just about them and their sick lesbian partner.

[True Federalist (진정한 연방 주의자)]

Of course the questions all good tabloid reporters will want to get an exclusive on are who's the father, was it AI or NI, and if it was NI did she enjoy it?

[Swing low, sweet chariot. Comin' for to carry me home.]

As for me, my feet had almost stumbled; My steps had nearly slipped.  For I was envious of the boastful, When I saw the prosperity of the wicked.  They set their mouth against the heavens, And their tongue walks through the earth.

Surely I have cleansed my heart in vain, And washed my hands in innocence. For all day long I have been plagued, and chastened every morning.  When I thought how to understand this, It was too painful for me—Until I went into the sanctuary of God; Then I understood their end.  (psa 73)

[afleitch]

Wonderful news.

[Silent Hunter]

Indeed. Congratulations.

[Joe Republic]

If they're happy about it, then good for them.  I'd also be interested to see how it happened.

[Gabu]

OMG IMMACULATE CONCEPTION

[bgwah]

I'd also be interested to see how it happened.

She probably got a little help from Daddy, if you know what I mean.

[Colin]

OMG IMMACULATE CONCEPTION

IT'S THE SECOND COMING...

of Dick Cheney

[ilikeverin]

Yay children!

[Ebowed]

Good for her and her partner.

[Gabu]

OMG IMMACULATE CONCEPTION

IT'S THE SECOND COMING...

of Dick Cheney

I would prefer it if we did not have the word "come" and "Dick Cheney" in the same post.

[DownWithTheLeft]

Really hurts me inside, it's a direct slap in the face of everything social conservatives have pushed for, the biggest disgrace since Ron Reagan Jr.

[Swing low, sweet chariot. Comin' for to carry me home.]

Really hurts me inside, it's a direct slap in the face of everything social conservatives have pushed for, the biggest disgrace since Ron Reagan Jr.

Well, let's not forget Nancy Reagan receiving the council of the stars and planets.

[Moooooo]

Does this mean God wanted Mary to have a child without a father?

[KEmperor]

Really hurts me inside, it's a direct slap in the face of everything social conservatives have pushed for, the biggest disgrace since Ron Reagan Jr.

Well, let's not forget Nancy Reagan receiving the council of the stars and planets.

Obviously that was part of your god's plan.

[MAS117]

GOD BLESS OUR LORD PD!

[Colin]

GOD BLESS OUR LORD PD!

Experts agree, 9 out of 10 PD sayings are still less batsh**t insane than the Old Testament.

[The Man From G.O.P.]

Really hurts me inside, it's a direct slap in the face of everything social conservatives have pushed for, the biggest disgrace since Ron Reagan Jr.

OH BOY! cmon who cares, let her and her buddy have a little one, sure itll probably grow up voting "yes" on that alternative stuff but this shouldnt register high on the OMG meter

[Gabu]

this shouldnt register high on the OMG meter

The fact that she's a pregnant lesbian kind of raises the level a little bit.

[Everett]

I'm still waiting for this "god" to strike down Mary Cheney for being pregnant. Hopefully he won't be an intolerant bastard like his followers are.

[Swing low, sweet chariot. Comin' for to carry me home.]

I'm still waiting for this "god" to strike down Mary Cheney for being pregnant. Hopefully he won't be an intolerant bastard like his followers are.

Actually, the God's Judgment starts with the Church.  Her turn will come later.

[tik 🪀✨]

As for me, my feet had almost stumbled; My steps had nearly slipped.  For I was envious of the boastful, When I saw the prosperity of the wicked.  They set their mouth against the heavens, And their tongue walks through the earth.

Surely I have cleansed my heart in vain, And washed my hands in innocence. For all day long I have been plagued, and chastened every morning.  When I thought how to understand this, It was too painful for me—Until I went into the sanctuary of God; Then I understood their end.  (psa 73)

And thus the LORD spaketh unto his followers: "Lighten up, me hearties!" (Tik 18:13)

This is all speculation, of course, but I think God is more worried about those who twist his words in his name than he is a lesbian getting pregnant. Your view of God makes him seem so small, and all you ever do is push people farther from him. But you're ever convinced that you're right, so I'll leave you to your book worship.

[Swing low, sweet chariot. Comin' for to carry me home.]

And thus the LORD spaketh unto his followers: "Lighten up, me hearties!" (Tik 18:13)

This is all speculation, of course, but I think God is more worried about those who twist his words in his name than he is a lesbian getting pregnant. Your view of God makes him seem so small, and all you ever do is push people farther from him. But you're ever convinced that you're right, so I'll leave you to your book worship.

You can't follow Christ without obeying his words.  And although his yoke is light, it is still a yoke.

[Swing low, sweet chariot. Comin' for to carry me home.]

Your view of God makes him seem so small, and all you ever do is push people farther from him.

John 6:60 Many of his disciples said, "This is a hard teaching. Who can accept it?"
 61 Aware that his disciples were grumbling about this, Jesus said to them, "Does this offend you? 62What if you see the Son of Man ascend to where he was before! 63The Spirit gives life; the flesh counts for nothing. The words I have spoken to you are spirit and they are life. 64Yet there are some of you who do not believe." For Jesus had known from the beginning which of them did not believe and who would betray him. 65He went on to say, "This is why I told you that no one can come to me unless the Father has enabled him."

 66From this time many of his disciples turned back and no longer followed him.

67"You do not want to leave too, do you?" Jesus asked the Twelve.

 68Simon Peter answered him, "Lord, to whom shall we go? You have the words of eternal life. 69We believe and know that you are the Holy One of God."