Canadian Federal Election: PLAY!

[CultureKing]

Statement from the Canadian Heritage Party Leader Peter Vander Zaag:
"While we are dissapointed at not being included in the major-party debates it is our position that none-the-less the Canadian Heritage Party will with the help of god above still rise to victory. With the Lord's help we will fight hard to include the morals of Christianity in the government of Canada to the benifit of all. God Bless Canada!"

[CultureKing]

Statement from Canadian Heritage Party member Ron Gray at a gathering of supporters in Ontario:
"This election we need to form a new government that is morally sound. Our party stands by the many christian ideals to help steer the country in a better direction. First we want to emphasize that we are Canada's only Pro-life party, the CHP is the only party that is willing to fight for every precious life in Canada and moreover the world. To ensure freedom for all the peoples of Canada the CHP will fight to increase the level of Christian influence in Canadian politics. Canada has been for too long ruled by those who do not believe strongly enough or even at all in our lord, and it is these radicals and atheists that we fight so strongly against to preserve the morals of our fair country. To help in our crusade for a morally just Canada we in the CHP will establish a National Day of Rest once a week that would involve the closing of all non-essential buisnesses and services in Canada (recognizing the different religions of Canada this day can vary for different people), the need for this National Day of Rest is validated by the many references in the bible. God Bless Canada!


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Hey, just as a question to everyone am I going a bit too hard on the God and Christian ideals of the CHP or am I pretty close to them in real life?

[CultureKing]

Canadian Heritage Party Press Release:

In light of the AAP and RP blatent mocking of religion and all that is held sacred on earth according to god above the CHP would like to reiterate the fact that we are a party that not only holds religion and morals seriously but also holds the idea that elections should not be made into laughing stalks, but rather that elections should be a national forum on how to best move forward and promote benificial ideas for Canada and the world under god. God Bless Canada!

[CultureKing]

Rhino Party Press Release

The Rhino Party would like to note that it came up with the idea of laughing stalks first, believing that laughter always makes food taste better.  It condemns the CHP's aversion to such things and believes that we need more laughing stalks, so maybe kids will finally eat their veggies.

The Canadian Heritage Party would like to remind voters to think of the preceeding statement by the Rhino Party when they go to the polls, as this statement accurately shows the RP's failure to behave appropriately during an election. The CHP would also like to remind voters the the CHP has and always will stand for honest, appropriate and moral politics. God Bless Canada!

[CultureKing]

If you want I'll take the Bloc and drop the CHP, somehow I think the Bloc would be more important in a Canadian election...

[CultureKing]

You can take the Bloc instead of the CHP.

Ok, so as running the Bloc am I to keep on running as if they never withdrew or go Perot 1992 style? (Bloc was actually withdrawn but came back into the race)

[CultureKing]

The Bloc has the following announcement (translated from original French):

The Bloc is proud to announce a new campaign theme: Health. It is time for great change in the federal government so as to adequately represent great people of Quebec. For the new few weeks the Bloc will be addressing issues in regards to health but not only to health care, instead we, the bloc will address how we plan to improve the health of the people, the health of the economy, the health of Quebec and many more issues in Ottowa. Now is the time for Quebec to finally be represented in the way that it deserves!