Two more speakers at Dem Convention...

[Alfie]

Ron Reagan indicates he is only there to discuss stem cell research.  If asked to say anything negative towards Bush, he would not attend.

Showing Kerry and Edwards how to do what?  Use each other to counterbalance after having a snoot full?




"Ma!  Alfie just insulted the president!"

[Alfie]

Yes! Carter! Not only a former president who is revered as a great success, but also one to motivate the base and represent the new face of the party. After his star power rubbed off on Dean, I know Kerry must have been green with envy that he didn't get Carter's support. Now he has it! Yay! They should also invite Al Gore to speak.

Why not just go all out and invite Fidel Castro. he is a successful leader, right?

Or, we could invite Michael Dukakis (is he still alive?) and have him and Kerry ride round in a tank together.

Or maybe Bush could fly Kerry somewhere. Bush's a pilot, right?  Oh! That's right.  He was suspended by the AME for refusing to take his physical. Something about Bush having chronically inflamed nasal cavity.