Model United Nations.

[Хahar 🤔]

Upon defeating Indonesia, Iran annexes the islands, as well as Mindanao.

[Robespierre's Jaw]

Australia annexes New Zealand

Finally they're apart of us

[Хahar 🤔]

Australia annexes New Zealand

Finally they're apart of us

Apart or a part?

Those are antonyms.

[Kaine for Senate '18]

Israel criticizes Australia for annexing New Zealand.

[Хahar 🤔]

Iran tells Israel to stop using the United Nations as a soapbox and that it should fix its own problems before criticizing others.

[Hash]

Serbia tells everybody to shut the hell up and give us back Kosovo.

[Хahar 🤔]

Iran tells Serbia to watch its mouth if it doesn't want to end up like Indonesia.

[Kaine for Senate '18]

Israel tells Serbia to let go of Kosovo, and tells Iran to release Indonesia.

[Hash]

Israel doesn't understand that Serbia is the historical heart of the Serbian nation and that no referendum ever took place on independence, while one was held in Montenegro.

Foreign nations shouldn't meddle into our nations business.

[Хahar 🤔]

Iran says that it must keep Indonesia for the sake of religious solidarity. It is also looking into its options in Iraq and Afghanistan.

[Kaine for Senate '18]

Israel reminds Iran that the US already controls Iraq.

[Хahar 🤔]

Iran is pleased to announce that it has liberated Turkmenistan from its oppressive dictatorship.

[Sensei]

Remember Tajikistan?

yeah, you can forget now.

[Хahar 🤔]

Remember Tajikistan?

yeah, you can forget now.

Whoa. That's in Iran's sphere of influence.

[HappyWarrior]

Mauritius calls out for peace from all sides.

[Sensei]

Mauritius calls out for peace from all sides.

Let's just say a more accurate for how Mauritius is now "that crater where Mauritius used to be".

[Hash]

I switch my nation to France and President Nicolas Sarkozy names Francois Bayrou and Arnaud Montebourg co-ambassadors to the UN.

Bayrou will make a declaration soon on the Mauritius-nuking situation.

[Хahar 🤔]

I switch my nation to France and President Nicolas Sarkozy names Francois Bayrou and Arnaud Montebourg co-ambassadors to the UN.

Bayrou will make a declaration soon on the Mauritius-nuking situation.

This should be fun.

[Hash]

Declaration from Francois Bayrou concerning the Mauritius incident

This is unfair. I got 18.5%. Things like this shouldn`t happen. This all happened because of the left-right bipolarisation. If Mauritius had voted MoDem it would all be better, but we didn't have enough members to contest every seat without taking FN candidates. I support Iran having nukes, wait I don't, maybe I do. Wait, I'll check.

But what's more important is that the Security Council issues a stern condemnation of the Pau election. I lost because the left cheated and the right did too!!!! I got 18.5% and lots of voters. People need to remember that. 18.5%. 18.5%. 18.5%. 18.5%!!! I shouldn't have lost and neither should Marielle de Sarnez, my mistress... Ooops, that was outloud.

This is all unfair. Mauritius should recognize my powers. I did win 18.5%, no? This is all the fault of Sarkozy and his big business friends!!! BIG BUSINESS SUCKS!!!! SARKOZY SUCKS!!!!

I won 18.5%

I won 18.5%

And I was defeated in my hometown because ITS UNFAIR. THE SYSTEM SUCKS. THE SYSTEM SUCKS. IT ALL SUCKS EXCEPT ME!

Declaration from Arnaud Montebourg, President of Saone-et-Loire, Deputy, and general councillor of the Canton of Montret (as seen on TV)

You're all stupid people. I'm smart, look at me. Look at me! Look at my magnificent record!

This all happened because of the 5th republic and dual office-holding. If people had adopted my constitution for my 6th republic, people would be happy in this world. My plan is clearly the best. Look at me! ME!!!!

Oh and dual office-holders suck! It's bad to hold more than one. People who hold two or three offices are dumbasses. They're stupid. Awful people, unlike me. I don't do dual office-holding because I'm not immoral.

Since I know people love me and can never be tired of my intelligent, informed comments and my magnificent face, you can see me every night on the nightly news at 8pm on France2. I make daily comments with my best friend, Noel Mamère, on everything. EVERYTHING! ME!

And you all suck while I rock!!!

I love myself and my voice.

[HappyWarrior]

The government of Maurituis establishes a government in exile, located in the United States State of Florida.

[Sensei]

The government of Maurituis establishes a government in exile, located in the United States State of Florida.

The government of Panama has convinced the Cubans in Miami that the Mauritians in Florida are communists. They will be there any minute now.

[Hash]

Bayrou speaks!

Communists are cool too. look in Aubagne, we merged with their list!!! The MoDem is adaptable! In Lyon we're with the FN, in Aubagne with the PCF, we just need the Nazi Party now

[Sensei]

Panama eats France

More at 11

[Hash]

Montebourg says "screw you all ppl"

[Sensei]

Arnaud Montebourg has mysteriously disappeared.