The National Weekly Atlasian

[SPC]

NWA Senate Vote Scorecard
by South Park Conservative

   This is where the National Weekly Atlasian will keep track of how our senators are voting on important contested bills¹. Currently, the only bill of such nature to have been voted on was the Amendment to the LGB Trade Bill, but hopefully we will have more contested votes to come. Here are the ratings so far, based on that one bill:

MasterJedi 100%
North Carolina Yankee 100%
Franzl -
Afleitch -
Fritz -
Tmthforu94 0%
Purple State 0%
Hashemite 0%
Marokai Blue 0%
Maxque 0%

¹Only contested bills are included in this scorecard because otherwise the ratings would all be too similar.

[Fritz]

What about the amendment to the LGB Dignity bill?  Wasn't that "contested?"

Define contested, I don't get it.

[DownWithTheLeft]

What about the amendment to the LGB Dignity bill?  Wasn't that "contested?"

Define contested, I don't get it.

He said that is the one thing he is counting

[Vepres]

What about the amendment to the LGB Dignity bill?  Wasn't that "contested?"

Define contested, I don't get it.

A bill that doesn't get near unanimous support. That's what I think he means.

[Purple State]

Is this something like the NRA? Is the NWA now picking sides on bills? I imagine you will be announcing which bills you will be scoring in the future.

[Marokai Backbeat]

Is this something like the NRA? Is the NWA now picking sides on bills? I imagine you will be announcing which bills you will be scoring in the future.

You mean it wasn't clear where the NWA stood before?

[Purple State]

Is this something like the NRA? Is the NWA now picking sides on bills? I imagine you will be announcing which bills you will be scoring in the future.

You mean it wasn't clear where the NWA stood before?

Of course, but now they are really going to start picking and choosing. I am honestly no fan of this sort of political manipulation and will be voting on bills as I believe is a proper representation of the will of my constituents, rather than according to the will of the NWA.

[SPC]

What about the amendment to the LGB Dignity bill?  Wasn't that "contested?"

Define contested, I don't get it.

I'm only counting final votes for now.

[Хahar 🤔]

Is this something like the NRA? Is the NWA now picking sides on bills? I imagine you will be announcing which bills you will be scoring in the future.

You mean it wasn't clear where the NWA stood before?

Of course, but now they are really going to start picking and choosing. I am honestly no fan of this sort of political manipulation and will be voting on bills as I believe is a proper representation of the will of my constituents, rather than according to the will of the NWA.

Nobody's asking you to.

[SPC]

Atlasians Predict Senate Election Results
by South Park Conservative

   In another NWA-commisioned poll, 22 Atlasians gave their predictions over who would be elected to the Senate in August. DA Senator Franzl was predicted by most to win reelection. Next were the JCP senators Fritz and Marokai Blue. After them, Former Senator and Lt. Governor SPC was predicted to take a seat for the RPP. Senator Afleitch was also predicted to win re-election. Although they did not make the top five, DA Senator Purple State and RPP Northeast Chairman RowanBrandon were predicted as long-shots. Altogether, the poll predicted one RPP gain and one DA loss.

[SPC]

Is this something like the NRA? Is the NWA now picking sides on bills? I imagine you will be announcing which bills you will be scoring in the future.

You mean it wasn't clear where the NWA stood before?

Of course, but now they are really going to start picking and choosing. I am honestly no fan of this sort of political manipulation and will be voting on bills as I believe is a proper representation of the will of my constituents, rather than according to the will of the NWA.

It's a newspaper! Who says that you have to vote the way I like? Or was that a Freudian slip revealing your obvious attempts to pander to my party?

BTW, I had a Senate scorecard since I started the NWA. I just revived it for tradition.

[DownWithTheLeft]

BUMP

Can't really think of any good articles though, nothing new has happened lately

[Хahar 🤔]

I'll give you news.

[DownWithTheLeft]

I'll give you news.

Sorry there are no elections to lose right now you will have to wait a month

[SPC]

NWA July/August Election Tracker
by South Park Conservative
Incumbent* Potential Candidate Declared Candidate Projected Winner Projected Loser
Democratic Alliance Regional Protection Party Jesus Christ Party

NWA's Race Rankings:
PARTY HOLD PARTY TAKEOVER TOSSUP

Special July Senate Election
Fmr. Senator DWTL
Fritz
Sewer Socialist

General August Senate Election (1 DA HOLD, 2 JCP HOLDS, 1 RPP TAKOVER, 1 TOSSUP)
Senator Purple State*
Senator Afleitch*
Senator Franzl*
Senator Marokai Blue*
Senator Fritz*
Lt. Governor SPC
RowanBrandon
Sewer Socialist

Pacific Gubernatorial Election (JCP HOLD)
OPEN (Governor Culture King)
Fmr. Vice-President Meeker

Pacific Lt. Gubernatorial Election (JCP HOLD)
Lt. Governor Alcon*

Southeast Gubernatorial Election (RPP HOLD)
Governor Daniel Adams*
Fmr. Governor AHDuke

Southeast Lt. Gubernatorial Election (RPP HOLD)
OPEN (Lt. Governor SPC)
Fmr. Senator PiT

Midwest Gubernatorial Election (RPP TAKEOVER)
Governor GMantis*
Lt. Governor Vepres

Midwest Lt. Gubernatorial Election (LNF TAKEOVER)
OPEN (Lt. Governor Vepres)
Lewis Trondheim

[DownWithTheLeft]

I'm still baffled as to why the JCP does not run a third candidate, the honestly have the numbers with a little outside the support to get really close to it and still having 2 even if they miss.  What surprises me is that the RPP only has about 2 less members now.

[Vepres]

NWA July/August Election Tracker
by South Park Conservative
Incumbent* Potential Candidate Declared Candidate Projected Winner Projected Loser
Democratic Alliance Regional Protection Party Jesus Christ Party

NWA's Race Rankings:
PARTY HOLD PARTY TAKEOVER TOSSUP

Special July Senate Election
Fmr. Senator DWTL
Fritz
Sewer Socialist

General August Senate Election (1 DA HOLD, 2 JCP HOLDS, 1 RPP TAKOVER, 1 TOSSUP)
Senator Purple State*
Senator Afleitch*
Senator Franzl*
Senator Marokai Blue*
Senator Fritz*
Lt. Governor SPC
RowanBrandon
Sewer Socialist

Pacific Gubernatorial Election (JCP HOLD)
OPEN (Governor Culture King)
Fmr. Vice-President Meeker

Pacific Lt. Gubernatorial Election (JCP HOLD)
Lt. Governor Alcon*

Southeast Gubernatorial Election (RPP HOLD)
Governor Daniel Adams*
Fmr. Governor AHDuke

Southeast Lt. Gubernatorial Election (RPP HOLD)
OPEN (Lt. Governor SPC)
Fmr. Senator PiT

Midwest Gubernatorial Election (RPP TAKEOVER)
Governor GMantis*
Lt. Governor Vepres

Midwest Lt. Gubernatorial Election (LNF TAKEOVER)
OPEN (Lt. Governor Vepres)
Lewis Trondheim

Sewer Socialist and Mechaman have declared write-in candidacies for the Midwest.

[Marokai Backbeat]

I'm still baffled as to why the JCP does not run a third candidate, the honestly have the numbers with a little outside the support to get really close to it and still having 2 even if they miss.  What surprises me is that the RPP only has about 2 less members now.

What doesn't surprise me is that the quality of our members are far and away superior to yours.

[Associate Justice PiT]

I'm still baffled as to why the JCP does not run a third candidate, the honestly have the numbers with a little outside the support to get really close to it and still having 2 even if they miss.  What surprises me is that the RPP only has about 2 less members now.

What doesn't surprise me is that the quality of our members are far and away superior to yours.

     Yep, great thing that the JCP doesn't have any zombie voters, right? Oh wait....

[SPC]

I'm still baffled as to why the JCP does not run a third candidate, the honestly have the numbers with a little outside the support to get really close to it and still having 2 even if they miss.  What surprises me is that the RPP only has about 2 less members now.

What doesn't surprise me is that the quality of our members are far and away superior to yours.

Yeah, how could we forget such great JCP members as Tender Branson, Lunar, RosettaStoned, BRTD, Flyers2010, px75, and Daniel Z, among others?

[Хahar 🤔]

Correct answer: you both suck and always have.

[SPC]

Correct answer: you both suck and always have.

Funny, considering how many inactive SDP members there were during its heyday.

[Marokai Backbeat]

I'm still baffled as to why the JCP does not run a third candidate, the honestly have the numbers with a little outside the support to get really close to it and still having 2 even if they miss.  What surprises me is that the RPP only has about 2 less members now.

What doesn't surprise me is that the quality of our members are far and away superior to yours.

Yeah, how could we forget such great JCP members as Tender Branson, Lunar, RosettaStoned, BRTD, Flyers2010, px75, and Daniel Z, among others?

They at least participate in the forum at large. As opposed to one of your members who thinks Elvis would be a Huckabee supporter.

[SPC]

I'm still baffled as to why the JCP does not run a third candidate, the honestly have the numbers with a little outside the support to get really close to it and still having 2 even if they miss.  What surprises me is that the RPP only has about 2 less members now.

What doesn't surprise me is that the quality of our members are far and away superior to yours.

Yeah, how could we forget such great JCP members as Tender Branson, Lunar, RosettaStoned, BRTD, Flyers2010, px75, and Daniel Z, among others?

They at least participate in the forum at large. As opposed to one of your members who thinks Elvis would be a Huckabee supporter.

How is that even relevant? BRTD says stupid sh**t all the time.

[Associate Justice PiT]

I'm still baffled as to why the JCP does not run a third candidate, the honestly have the numbers with a little outside the support to get really close to it and still having 2 even if they miss.  What surprises me is that the RPP only has about 2 less members now.

What doesn't surprise me is that the quality of our members are far and away superior to yours.

Yeah, how could we forget such great JCP members as Tender Branson, Lunar, RosettaStoned, BRTD, Flyers2010, px75, and Daniel Z, among others?

They at least participate in the forum at large. As opposed to one of your members who thinks Elvis would be a Huckabee supporter.

How is that even relevant? BRTD says stupid sh**t all the time.

     Yeah, I don't see how participating in the forum at-large is so great when you're a quasi-troll that people only like for being the proverbial "life of the party".