Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!

[Filuwaúrdjan]

Vanity forbids me from not voting for myself.

[Gabu]

BRTD, 2040:



"Who wants to get trashed?"

[Michael Z]

George Wallace and I would have supported him over Nixon (that's the guy that got shot and was the governor of Alabama, or am I thinking of another Wallace?)

Yes, you are referring to the person who supported segregation and nuclear war.

[Queen Mum Inks.LWC]

Click for context:

Too long. You look like some Saudi government official with that length.

[Queen Mum Inks.LWC]

BRTD, 2040:



"Who wants to get trashed?"

That image was bad - so I put up the same one from a different site

[Queen Mum Inks.LWC]

Concerning BRTD's name:

Don't get it, but I'm sure it will change soon enough

[Gabu]

Learn your acronyms

OMFG, STFU&DIAF

[Ebowed]

I'm starting to feel that Inks should be prohibited from posting in this thread.

[Joe Republic]

I am rather well-informed.

[Хahar 🤔]

I am rather well-informed.

You forgot this:

The bottom line is these people are beyond help.

Reminds me of someone...

[Filuwaúrdjan]

I find that liver failure will be sufficient to get me off work sick in a few years, I do not anticipate needing any additional excuses.

(on a silly question asking people what sort of cancer sticks they set fire to)

[Gabu]

Letter To The Editor

Learn your acronyms

I've never even heard that acronym, and from the looks of it others haven't either. In fact if you look up LTTE on google you get the terrorist group for at least five pages (I stopped there) and not one letter to the editor. So I suggest YOU learn YOUR acronyms.

Oh stop sweating the small stuff.  Just answer the damn question.  John Dibble.. quit showing off your brainy smarty smartness and general agreeableness.  I despise yellow.  Go climb a tree.

OK! THAT SOUNDS FUN!

[CPT MikeyMike]

Typical Gporter...

Note: Please do not post a map just because you are a partisan democrat and you "know" the democrats to win regardless of which ticket it is opposing them. Please only post logical scenarios.

And the fun that comes from it!

https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=65742.0

[Jaggerjack]

lol gporter

[Gabu]

On the weirdest letters to the editor people have read:

Another was from some right-winger attacking tenants because "toilets don't get stopped up for no reason."

You heard it here first: only right-wingers care about stopped up toilets.

[KEmperor]

I was under the impression that left wingers expel waste through osmosis.

[Tetro Kornbluth]

ONE TIME I WENT INTO A STRIP CLUB AND WAS LIKE HEY THERE ARE NAKED WOMEN HERE THIS IS PRETTY SWEET BUT THEN I LISTENED TO THE MUSIC AND THOUGHT TO MYSELF GOD DAMNIT THIS MUSIC IS F**KING NOT PEOPLE YELLING AND THROWING DRUM KITS DOWN A STAIRCASE AND MY EXPERIENCE WAS RUINED FOR THE ENTIRE TIME THEREAFTER AND ALL BECAUSE THEY DID NOT HAVE PEOPLE YELLING AND THROWING DRUM KITS DOWN A STAIRCASE PLAYING OVER THE SPEAKERS

WHY COULD THEY NOT HAVE HAD THAT MUSIC

WHY GOD WHY

WON'T SOMEONE BE MY SAVIOR?

[Queen Mum Inks.LWC]

For somewhat reason I can imagine Hashemite as Paula Abdul and Gporter as the Cat in her 1988 music video When Opposites Attract. If not that, maybe they can star in a remake of the Odd Couple.

Hashemite as Paula Abdul? Uhh...

Scary thought isn't it?

You have weird fantasies about Paula Abdul my friend.

Who doesn't?

[Bacon King]

I have a feeling that posting on the Atlas Forum tends to increase one's creepiness rating.

[Filuwaúrdjan]

Denis Healey was a comedian [...]

I don't think his Budgets were that funny...

[Filuwaúrdjan]

Hume laughs at you.

[Hash]

Down/Down - he'd get the Reps and moderates.

[DownWithTheLeft]

1789-1801: Federalist
1801-1825: Democratic-Republican
1825-1845: Democrat
1845-1855: Whig
1856-1913: Republican
1913-present: Democrat

I was too devoted to parties, so here it goes against:

1789-1801: Federalist
1801-1825: Democratic-Republican
1825-1837: Democrat
1837-1861: Independent (lean Democrat)
1861-1866: Republican
1866-1885: Independent (lean Republican)
1885-1897: Democrat
1897-1909: Republican
1909-1913: Independent (lean Democrat)
1913-1913: Progressive
1913-1923: Democrat
1923-1929: Independent (lean Democrat)
1929-1953: Democrat
1953-1961: Independent (lean Democrat)
1961-2007: Democrat

LOL, he stopped being partisan within 2 weeks?

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

No, I think it just means that Inks is on the Alan Keyes bandwagon.

[DownWithTheLeft]

I'm gonna say more Constitutionalists are, but I don't classify any of the parties as racist (and note, I love the Constitution party).