Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!

[Gustaf]

In the Risk thread I thought this...

Only 46? I've got this one in the bag.

...followed by this...

I'll trade these in for ten more plus two each in Maryland, Delaware, and North Dakota:




All 56 go to New York, attack from New York to Vermont to New Hampshire to Maine to Massachusetts to Rhode Island to Connecticut do or die.

...looked pretty funny.

[Joe Republic]

I get the impression that that'd be lost on anybody who hasn't been following the game, Gus.

[Queen Mum Inks.LWC]

No, I think it just means that Inks is on the Alan Keyes bandwagon.

Heck no!

I'm gonna say more Constitutionalists are, but I don't classify any of the parties as racist (and note, I love the Constitution party).

Why is that funny?

I get the impression that that'd be lost on anybody who hasn't been following the game, Gus.

You'r 100% right.

EDIT: In context, it's funny.

[they don't love you like i love you]

OK if people say I'm bad at logical arguments just please don't say that I'm the absolute WORST at it:

Only two active posters: MikeyCNY and Willy Woz.

Also put Stark and KillerPollo on ignore.

You claim to have me on "ignore", yet you respond to my posts.   

Are all paid Hillary posters (like you) pathological liars?

As far as the "ignore" feature is concerned, I only knew it existed a couple weeks ago.    7 people are ignoring me.   LMAO

There's a "show post" button which I use on you way too much. A bad habit I should probably work at breaking.

The fact that you called me a paid Hillary poster is:

1-Hilarious
2-Proves that you're a f**king idiot who's apparentely incapable of reading my sig.
3-Reminds me why I put you on ignore in the first place.

blah blah blah....Whatever, Hillary troll.   No wonder you have like 18 people ignoring you.

Now go cry, emo kid.

[Gustaf]

I get the impression that that'd be lost on anybody who hasn't been following the game, Gus.

Well...maybe, but as long as one gets that Sensei's post is referring to Fezzy's reinforcements...ok, I guess it was. I thought about it, but I figured it was reasonably clear from the context. I found it funny enough to include anyway, so deal with it people!

[they don't love you like i love you]

BRTD (with his multiple troll IDs I think his other persona is "Eraserhead")

Mikey gives us a sig material gem!

[Joe Republic]

I'm not exactly sure why I found this amusing, but still:

You made the accusation.

Now back it up.

You can't back it up, because it does not exist. 

It is a figment of your imagination.

Go ahead, prove your allegations.

[jokerman]

Sounds like Bob Knight at a press conference, lol.

[Gabu]

I'm not exactly sure why I found this amusing, but still:

You made the accusation.

Now back it up.

You can't back it up, because it does not exist. 

It is a figment of your imagination.

Go ahead, prove your allegations.

Apparently his argument is "your accusation is false because your accusation does not exist".

[Eraserhead]

Winfield needs to switch to decaf and get over his rather intense man crush on Romney.

[Ebowed]

Winfeild needs to switch to decaf and get over his rather intense man crush on Romney.

Winfield doesn't drink coffee.

[The Man From G.O.P.]

Tancredo - DWDL

Ron Paul - DWTL

Fred Thompson - DWTL and Keystone Phil

Looks like the forum as confused to which candidate I am supporting as I am.  However, the answer for right now is Paul.  Let me explain.  I started off early in the cycle supporting McCain because I thought he had the best chance of winning, then I switched to Tancredo to try and get his message out.  Then of course I moved to Brownback because I thought he was Tancredo with a better shot to win.  Then I moved to Huckabee because of the Fair Tax Plan, but drifted back to Tancredo with a hoping Thompson would run.  Then when Thompson ran I jumped onto his campaign pretty heavily, but switched to Huckabee when he flopped.  Then I decided that my personal hatred of Ron Paul was unwarranted and I agreed with him to much to not support him.  This is confusing I must admit

BUT, I am a Ron Paul supporter (for the moment)

[Gabu]

Tancredo - DWDL

Ron Paul - DWTL

Fred Thompson - DWTL and Keystone Phil

Looks like the forum as confused to which candidate I am supporting as I am.  However, the answer for right now is Paul.  Let me explain.  I started off early in the cycle supporting McCain because I thought he had the best chance of winning, then I switched to Tancredo to try and get his message out.  Then of course I moved to Brownback because I thought he was Tancredo with a better shot to win.  Then I moved to Huckabee because of the Fair Tax Plan, but drifted back to Tancredo with a hoping Thompson would run.  Then when Thompson ran I jumped onto his campaign pretty heavily, but switched to Huckabee when he flopped.  Then I decided that my personal hatred of Ron Paul was unwarranted and I agreed with him to much to not support him.  This is confusing I must admit

BUT, I am a Ron Paul supporter (for the moment)

Josh22 has competition!

[© tweed]

Winfeild needs to switch to decaf and get over his rather intense man crush on Romney.

Winfield doesn't drink coffee.

brilliant

[Eraserhead]

Winfield is a strange cat.

[Eraserhead]

During the hostage crisis at the Clinton HQ in New Hampshire...

"This is a hostage situation."

Cannot confirm flares.

Cannot confirm name.

No reported injuries.

Perimiter is 4 or 5 blocks.

54 officers.

EVERYBODY PANIC

[opebo]

1) I'm done my education.

[Gabu]

Here's one:
Is it hypocritical for me to be a staunch Catholic yet hate the Catholic church?

No.. that's being Catholic.

[Eraserhead]

Here's one:
Is it hypocritical for me to be a staunch Catholic yet hate the Catholic church?

No.. that's being Catholic.

haha

[Sensei]

Yell out "I'M F**KING MIKE TYSON BITCH" and punch her in the vagina.

[Hatman 🍁]

Yell out "I'M F**KING MIKE TYSON BITCH" and punch her in the vagina.

You missed the funny part

I was making out with girl and then I started to nibble on her ears. Unfortunately, I think I got nervous or something and I chomped down on one of her ears and caused it to bleed. Now she won't speak with me. What should I do?

[KEmperor]

Yell out "I'M F**KING MIKE TYSON BITCH" and punch her in the vagina.

You missed the funny part

I was making out with girl and then I started to nibble on her ears. Unfortunately, I think I got nervous or something and I chomped down on one of her ears and caused it to bleed. Now she won't speak with me. What should I do?

Yes, it is much funnier in context.  Hell, the original post made me laugh more.

[Hash]

gporter's comeback:

Who is this "Santourm"

I'm sorry, the correct spelling is Santorum and he is a senator from Pennsylvania.

[Lief 🗽]

Considering Chrisitans are the most persecuted group in the country, this is a great measure.  Nothing give you more of chance of getting in trouble than being a rich white Christian male.  You can't claim discrimination left and right, you can't claim affirmative action, and everyone can claim you discriminate against them

[Queen Mum Inks.LWC]

I personally think the Christmas and Ramadan resolutions were pointless.

See, when Inks thinks that something commending Christians and Christmas is pointless, you know it's pointless.