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« Reply #300 on: October 30, 2007, 10:11:52 pm »
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That is some scary stuff there.
You know, I really don’t think it’s that “scary.”

I mean, October 8th, is a wee bit early for a Christmas tree, but I say BushOklahoma is truly a, “freedom fighter”, for his actions. I have no problem with a man who loves and enthusiastically celebrates a holiday urging peace on earth and goodwill toward men. We should have these ideals in our heart not just one day, or even twelve, but every day.

BushOklahoma,

I think your enthusiasm for Christmas is noble. Heck, Christmas music is also my favorite music, and I prefer It’s a Wonderful Life over every other film I’ve ever seen. Merry very early Christmas to you! Smiley   

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« Reply #301 on: October 31, 2007, 05:17:33 pm »
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Describing how a video of a woman taking her clothes off and then expressing support for Ron Paul affected his opinion of Ron Paul:

has become more positive.
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« Reply #302 on: November 01, 2007, 04:16:30 pm »
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Good for them!!!  I do not like Colbert one bit.  I don't like the way he makes fun of my President and never makes fun of any Democrats.  I never watch his show on purpose.  I was only forced to watch that creep while in Boston and he ticked me off so much I had to leave the room.

I am a Democrat, but I do not like ANYBODY making fun of my President, and especially only attacks one side.

Jay Leno, in my mind, is different.  At least he makes fun of both sides and, in my mind, is not intended to make anybody look bad.  Plus, I am used to Jay Leno as he took over for the man I grew up watching, Johnny Carson.
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« Reply #303 on: November 01, 2007, 08:15:23 pm »
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Good for them!!!  I do not like Colbert one bit.  I don't like the way he makes fun of my President and never makes fun of any Democrats.  I never watch his show on purpose.  I was only forced to watch that creep while in Boston and he ticked me off so much I had to leave the room.

I am a Democrat, but I do not like ANYBODY making fun of my President, and especially only attacks one side.

Jay Leno, in my mind, is different.  At least he makes fun of both sides and, in my mind, is not intended to make anybody look bad.  Plus, I am used to Jay Leno as he took over for the man I grew up watching, Johnny Carson.

I thought he was only 25? How did he "grow up watching Johnny Carson"?
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« Reply #304 on: November 01, 2007, 10:02:44 pm »
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Good for them!!!  I do not like Colbert one bit.  I don't like the way he makes fun of my President and never makes fun of any Democrats.  I never watch his show on purpose.  I was only forced to watch that creep while in Boston and he ticked me off so much I had to leave the room.

I am a Democrat, but I do not like ANYBODY making fun of my President, and especially only attacks one side.

Jay Leno, in my mind, is different.  At least he makes fun of both sides and, in my mind, is not intended to make anybody look bad.  Plus, I am used to Jay Leno as he took over for the man I grew up watching, Johnny Carson.

I thought he was only 25? How did he "grow up watching Johnny Carson"?

He grew up in Oklahoma. They only just reached 1987.
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« Reply #305 on: November 01, 2007, 11:26:55 pm »
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Good for them!!!  I do not like Colbert one bit.  I don't like the way he makes fun of my President and never makes fun of any Democrats.  I never watch his show on purpose.  I was only forced to watch that creep while in Boston and he ticked me off so much I had to leave the room.

I am a Democrat, but I do not like ANYBODY making fun of my President, and especially only attacks one side.

Jay Leno, in my mind, is different.  At least he makes fun of both sides and, in my mind, is not intended to make anybody look bad.  Plus, I am used to Jay Leno as he took over for the man I grew up watching, Johnny Carson.

I thought he was only 25? How did he "grow up watching Johnny Carson"?

Well, Carson did last into the 1990s.  I'm 27 and I've seen plenty of Carson episodes of the Tonight Show.
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« Reply #306 on: November 02, 2007, 12:00:36 am »
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Ed McMahon always ruined it for me.
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« Reply #307 on: November 03, 2007, 06:53:30 pm »
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Urinated on the vice principles desk.

Is anyone honestly surprised?
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« Reply #308 on: November 04, 2007, 09:37:26 pm »
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Can anyone decipher this?

No, just a handful of leftist of troll's for Verily Ebowed.
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« Reply #309 on: November 05, 2007, 02:58:45 am »
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Did anyone archive Inks' poem?
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« Reply #310 on: November 05, 2007, 10:15:22 am »
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Having read the Wiki, I recognize that he was not crazy at all but a drug addict.
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« Reply #311 on: November 05, 2007, 11:27:48 am »
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May I ask, why would you like to be Lieutenant Governor of the Mideast, when you only registered today?

Absolutely.
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« Reply #312 on: November 05, 2007, 03:05:20 pm »
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Stark in this thread: http://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=64508.0

Of course after he called people terrorists for voting for Ahmadinejad over him.
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« Reply #313 on: November 05, 2007, 05:58:04 pm »
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Yes I would vote for Mahmood over Hillary. got a problem with that?
They let this guy back?
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« Reply #314 on: November 05, 2007, 08:21:59 pm »
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Yes I would vote for Mahmood over Hillary. got a problem with that?
They let this guy back?

I guess they aren't trying to control what he posts anymore either.
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« Reply #315 on: November 06, 2007, 03:28:43 pm »
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Jmfcst... you aren't gay...

I see no reason to jump to that conclusion, Josh.
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« Reply #316 on: November 06, 2007, 06:03:21 pm »
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the solution for the cultural war:  afleitch has concluded sexual orientation can be altered by outside influences and/or choice, and that homosexuals are excluded from marrying!


If Jesus were referring to homosexuals in his use of the term “eunuch”, then this is how verses 11 and 12 would read:
1) Those who were born homosexuals
2) Those who were made homosexuals by others
3) Those who have chosen homosexuality in order to be completely devoted to God in some strange way.

Now, according to your fellow homosexuals, gays can not have their sexual orientations altered by others (not even by God) or themselves (they did not choose to be gay).

So this whole argument is transparently and deeply flawed.


Not at all. Just because it would not fit in with the 'born that way' mentality of some gay people (how someone is gay, is in my opinion an irrelevance anyway) It would still exclude homosexuals (eunouchos) no matter how they came to be, from marriage; they would be the legitimised exception to the rule.


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« Reply #317 on: November 06, 2007, 06:09:55 pm »
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the solution for the cultural war:  afleitch has concluded sexual orientation can be altered by outside influences and/or choice, and that homosexuals are excluded from marrying!


If Jesus were referring to homosexuals in his use of the term “eunuch”, then this is how verses 11 and 12 would read:
1) Those who were born homosexuals
2) Those who were made homosexuals by others
3) Those who have chosen homosexuality in order to be completely devoted to God in some strange way.

Now, according to your fellow homosexuals, gays can not have their sexual orientations altered by others (not even by God) or themselves (they did not choose to be gay).

So this whole argument is transparently and deeply flawed.


Not at all. Just because it would not fit in with the 'born that way' mentality of some gay people (how someone is gay, is in my opinion an irrelevance anyway) It would still exclude homosexuals (eunouchos) no matter how they came to be, from marriage; they would be the legitimised exception to the rule.





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Afleitch admits he does not know what the cause of homosexuality is, does not think it is relevant and believes that the are except from the conditions of heterosexual opposite sex marriage as outline in the Bible.

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« Reply #318 on: November 06, 2007, 06:11:21 pm »
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the solution for the cultural war:  afleitch has concluded sexual orientation can be altered by outside influences and/or choice, and that homosexuals are excluded from marrying!

Get your ridiculous Bible war out of this thread.  kthx
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« Reply #319 on: November 06, 2007, 06:12:23 pm »
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the solution for the cultural war:  afleitch has concluded sexual orientation can be altered by outside influences and/or choice, and that homosexuals are excluded from marrying!

Get your goddamn Bible war out of this thread.  kthx

Its always a Bible war...when can we get a Koran war or something else different around here.
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« Reply #320 on: November 07, 2007, 02:09:08 pm »
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GET YOU F**KING BIBLE THUMPING OUT OF THE GOLDMINE.

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'the Hated' is a tool, just look at the fool's signature.  Probably still lives in his mother's basement, has never paid taxes, never paid a mortgage, never held a steady job and has never lived in the real world outside Goatfukkin, Minnesota.  And he's probably in his 30s, too.  No wonder he doesn't understand why governors tend to do better in attracting indepedent and swing voters (who are the ones who decide presidential elections) as opposed to worthless senators.
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« Reply #321 on: November 07, 2007, 07:52:34 pm »
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Yes I would vote for Mahmood over Hillary. got a problem with that?
They let this guy back?

I guess they aren't trying to control what he posts anymore either.

Let's see how long that lasts.
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« Reply #322 on: November 07, 2007, 11:32:16 pm »
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the solution for the cultural war:  afleitch has concluded sexual orientation can be altered by outside influences and/or choice, and that homosexuals are excluded from marrying!

Get your goddamn Bible war out of this thread.  kthx

Its always a Bible war...when can we get a Koran war or something else different around here.

I vote for a Ramayana war. The stories are much juicier.
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« Reply #323 on: November 08, 2007, 02:03:45 am »
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I think this whole exchange deserves preservation:

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« Reply #324 on: November 08, 2007, 07:20:21 am »
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Oh, you silly Canadians. Tongue
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