Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!

[they don't love you like i love you]

Good for them!!!  I do not like Colbert one bit.  I don't like the way he makes fun of my President and never makes fun of any Democrats.  I never watch his show on purpose.  I was only forced to watch that creep while in Boston and he ticked me off so much I had to leave the room.

I am a Democrat, but I do not like ANYBODY making fun of my President, and especially only attacks one side.

Jay Leno, in my mind, is different.  At least he makes fun of both sides and, in my mind, is not intended to make anybody look bad.  Plus, I am used to Jay Leno as he took over for the man I grew up watching, Johnny Carson.

[Eraserhead]

Good for them!!!  I do not like Colbert one bit.  I don't like the way he makes fun of my President and never makes fun of any Democrats.  I never watch his show on purpose.  I was only forced to watch that creep while in Boston and he ticked me off so much I had to leave the room.

I am a Democrat, but I do not like ANYBODY making fun of my President, and especially only attacks one side.

Jay Leno, in my mind, is different.  At least he makes fun of both sides and, in my mind, is not intended to make anybody look bad.  Plus, I am used to Jay Leno as he took over for the man I grew up watching, Johnny Carson.

I thought he was only 25? How did he "grow up watching Johnny Carson"?

[Verily]

Good for them!!!  I do not like Colbert one bit.  I don't like the way he makes fun of my President and never makes fun of any Democrats.  I never watch his show on purpose.  I was only forced to watch that creep while in Boston and he ticked me off so much I had to leave the room.

I am a Democrat, but I do not like ANYBODY making fun of my President, and especially only attacks one side.

Jay Leno, in my mind, is different.  At least he makes fun of both sides and, in my mind, is not intended to make anybody look bad.  Plus, I am used to Jay Leno as he took over for the man I grew up watching, Johnny Carson.

I thought he was only 25? How did he "grow up watching Johnny Carson"?

He grew up in Oklahoma. They only just reached 1987.

[Small Business Owner of Any Repute]

Good for them!!!  I do not like Colbert one bit.  I don't like the way he makes fun of my President and never makes fun of any Democrats.  I never watch his show on purpose.  I was only forced to watch that creep while in Boston and he ticked me off so much I had to leave the room.

I am a Democrat, but I do not like ANYBODY making fun of my President, and especially only attacks one side.

Jay Leno, in my mind, is different.  At least he makes fun of both sides and, in my mind, is not intended to make anybody look bad.  Plus, I am used to Jay Leno as he took over for the man I grew up watching, Johnny Carson.

I thought he was only 25? How did he "grow up watching Johnny Carson"?

Well, Carson did last into the 1990s.  I'm 27 and I've seen plenty of Carson episodes of the Tonight Show.

[HardRCafé]

Ed McMahon always ruined it for me.

[Ebowed]

Urinated on the vice principles desk.

Is anyone honestly surprised?

[they don't love you like i love you]

Can anyone decipher this?

No, just a handful of leftist of troll's for Verily Ebowed.

[Ebowed]

Did anyone archive Inks' poem?

[Filuwaúrdjan]

Having read the Wiki, I recognize that he was not crazy at all but a drug addict.

[Joe Republic]

May I ask, why would you like to be Lieutenant Governor of the Mideast, when you only registered today?

Absolutely.

[they don't love you like i love you]

Stark in this thread: https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=64508.0

Of course after he called people terrorists for voting for Ahmadinejad over him.

[Sensei]

Yes I would vote for Mahmood over Hillary. got a problem with that?

They let this guy back?

[Eraserhead]

Yes I would vote for Mahmood over Hillary. got a problem with that?

They let this guy back?

I guess they aren't trying to control what he posts anymore either.

[minionofmidas]

Jmfcst... you aren't gay...

I see no reason to jump to that conclusion, Josh.

[Swing low, sweet chariot. Comin' for to carry me home.]

the solution for the cultural war:  afleitch has concluded sexual orientation can be altered by outside influences and/or choice, and that homosexuals are excluded from marrying!

If Jesus were referring to homosexuals in his use of the term “eunuch”, then this is how verses 11 and 12 would read:
1) Those who were born homosexuals
2) Those who were made homosexuals by others
3) Those who have chosen homosexuality in order to be completely devoted to God in some strange way.

Now, according to your fellow homosexuals, gays can not have their sexual orientations altered by others (not even by God) or themselves (they did not choose to be gay).

So this whole argument is transparently and deeply flawed.

Not at all. Just because it would not fit in with the 'born that way' mentality of some gay people (how someone is gay, is in my opinion an irrelevance anyway) It would still exclude homosexuals (eunouchos) no matter how they came to be, from marriage; they would be the legitimised exception to the rule.

[afleitch]

the solution for the cultural war:  afleitch has concluded sexual orientation can be altered by outside influences and/or choice, and that homosexuals are excluded from marrying!

If Jesus were referring to homosexuals in his use of the term “eunuch”, then this is how verses 11 and 12 would read:
1) Those who were born homosexuals
2) Those who were made homosexuals by others
3) Those who have chosen homosexuality in order to be completely devoted to God in some strange way.

Now, according to your fellow homosexuals, gays can not have their sexual orientations altered by others (not even by God) or themselves (they did not choose to be gay).

So this whole argument is transparently and deeply flawed.

Not at all. Just because it would not fit in with the 'born that way' mentality of some gay people (how someone is gay, is in my opinion an irrelevance anyway) It would still exclude homosexuals (eunouchos) no matter how they came to be, from marriage; they would be the legitimised exception to the rule.

No!

Afleitch admits he does not know what the cause of homosexuality is, does not think it is relevant and believes that the are except from the conditions of heterosexual opposite sex marriage as outline in the Bible.

[Joe Republic]

the solution for the cultural war:  afleitch has concluded sexual orientation can be altered by outside influences and/or choice, and that homosexuals are excluded from marrying!

Get your ridiculous Bible war out of this thread.  kthx

[bullmoose88]

the solution for the cultural war:  afleitch has concluded sexual orientation can be altered by outside influences and/or choice, and that homosexuals are excluded from marrying!

Get your goddamn Bible war out of this thread.  kthx

Its always a Bible war...when can we get a Koran war or something else different around here.

[they don't love you like i love you]

GET YOU F**KING BIBLE THUMPING OUT OF THE GOLDMINE.

New addition:

'the Hated' is a tool, just look at the fool's signature.  Probably still lives in his mother's basement, has never paid taxes, never paid a mortgage, never held a steady job and has never lived in the real world outside Goatfukkin, Minnesota.  And he's probably in his 30s, too.  No wonder he doesn't understand why governors tend to do better in attracting indepedent and swing voters (who are the ones who decide presidential elections) as opposed to worthless senators.

[Undisguised Sockpuppet]

Yes I would vote for Mahmood over Hillary. got a problem with that?

They let this guy back?

I guess they aren't trying to control what he posts anymore either.

Let's see how long that lasts.

[Verily]

the solution for the cultural war:  afleitch has concluded sexual orientation can be altered by outside influences and/or choice, and that homosexuals are excluded from marrying!

Get your goddamn Bible war out of this thread.  kthx

Its always a Bible war...when can we get a Koran war or something else different around here.

I vote for a Ramayana war. The stories are much juicier.

[Gabu]

I think this whole exchange deserves preservation:

This is ridiculous. Canada's not even a real country

Your mom's not a real country

Personally, I'd be more concerned if she were.

Yo momma so fat, she is a real country.

Quite.

Also, yo daddy so fat, he's British.

Not Britain? I'm disappointed.

You should be disappointed.

How unfortunate.

Your mom's unfortunate

[Bacon King]

Oh, you silly Canadians.

[MODU]

Oh, you silly Canadians.

I think he was being serious.  You know how the cold up there messes with their brains.  Hell, they drive big rigs over forzen lakes for crying out loud. 

[Queen Mum Inks.LWC]

I saw a story a few months ago about a Thai guy in the near South who was apprehended for 'raping' dogs and banana plants.  The local banana growers said it was a real problem as it left the plants quite damaged.  The man said anyone would understand if they had tried it.

 

...so you did.

Haha, no!  I wouldn't even know how.  Other than maybe the banana itself - its all mushy inside if you see what I mean.  But I dislike the outdoors.