Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!

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I wonder if Mrs. Kucinich has a fire crotch.  Do you think Dennis makes her shave??

[Michael Z]

https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=68335.0

Gporter asks how Eisenhower  would have done if he had been able to run for a third term, then goes of on a tangent about a third term for Reagan. Hilarity ensues as he argues that Reagan caused the end of the COld War singlehandedly.

Shame the thread's been deleted.

I especially loved this line of argument.

"Reagan ended the Cold War."

A few posts later....

"I never said Reagan ended the Cold War. Show me one instant where I claimed that."

(WarnerforSenate does so. Gporter's response: "You are a Democratic hack. And you're a little boy. I've just turned 16 so I can say that because I'm two years older than you.")

That was it in a nutshell, basically. Ah, fun times.

[Hash]

Thank you Michael for saving those classic moments.

Gporter is so intelligent.

[PBrunsel]

This was not on this forum, but it needs to be said.

As we all know, yesterday was Dr. Martin Luther King, Junior, Day. As is customary, my university's newspaper asks some elementary school kids about Dr. King. This year's "big question" was "What would Dr. King be doing today if he was alive?" A good question, and many of the kids gave fine answers. However, this one caught my eye:

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Well, there you have it. Was the civil rights movement really a terrorist cell?

[bullmoose88]

This was not on this forum, but it needs to be said.

As we all know, yesterday was Dr. Martin Luther King, Junior, Day. As is customary, my university's newspaper asks some elementary school kids about Dr. King. This year's "big question" was "What would Dr. King be doing today if he was alive?" A good question, and many of the kids gave fine answers. However, this one caught my eye:

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Well, there you have it. Was the civil rights movement really a terrorist cell?

Do you happen to have a link for this?

[Kaine for Senate '18]

https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=68335.0

Gporter asks how Eisenhower  would have done if he had been able to run for a third term, then goes of on a tangent about a third term for Reagan. Hilarity ensues as he argues that Reagan caused the end of the COld War singlehandedly.

Nice to see I didn't need to nominate myself again

I would've nominated you that time, but I forgot.

It's been deleted! *gasps*

I wonder who deleted it, and why they did.

[Joe Republic]

No need for context:

If he was rejecting her advances, how did his testicle get within range of her mouth?

McCain 2008, btw.

[Sensei]

Thank you Michael for saving those classic moments.

Gporter is so intelligent.

GPorter should go on Jeopardy! to see how far in the red he can get.

[Sensei]

Oh good lord - Forbes?  I'd rather hear about what was written on the sh*thouse wall.

You want people to hear about you phone number?

[Gabu]

Thank you Michael for saving those classic moments.

Gporter is so intelligent.

GPorter should go on Jeopardy! to see how far in the red he can get.

And then we can watch as a bonus all of the times he calls Alex Trebek a Democratic hack.

[Robespierre's Jaw]

Thank you Michael for saving those classic moments.

Gporter is so intelligent.

GPorter should go on Jeopardy! to see how far in the red he can get.

And then we can watch as a bonus all of the times he calls Alex Trebek a Democratic hack.

How enjoyable would that be. One can only wonder....

[Queen Mum Inks.LWC]

I don't think anyone remotely cares about Hawaii.

YOU HAVE ANGERED HAUMEA, GODDESS OF THE HAWAIIAN SEA



MAY HER FISH BRETHREN CAUSE YOU MUCH HARDSHIP AND BROTHER KANALOA DRAG YOU INTO THE DEPTHS OF THE UNDERWORLD

[Michael Z]

I could care less.

[Gabu]

I could care less.

When I saw that picture I immediately saved it to disk and intend to make extensive use of it in the future.

[Lief 🗽]

CTRL + F "Blood was everywhere"


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Boring topic

@Gabu: Same, same.

[YRABNNRM]

Old classics that few may be familar with like "A Fine Mess" with Ted Danson and Howie Mandel from 1986 and "Silent Rage" with Chuck Norris.

[Gabu]

Old classics that few may be familar with like "A Fine Mess" with Ted Danson and Howie Mandel from 1986 and "Silent Rage" with Chuck Norris.

lol, 1986 = "old classic"?

[Verily]

ONLY IF YOU HAVE A BIG CAUCUS

Let's just say that at the end of the day, you'll definitley have 100% of precincts reporting.

They'll be recounting me all day long.

Although really that whole thread, inspirational BRTD quote included, belongs here.

[Hatman 🍁]

ONLY IF YOU HAVE A BIG CAUCUS

Let's just say that at the end of the day, you'll definitley have 100% of precincts reporting.

They'll be recounting me all day long.

Although really that whole thread, inspirational BRTD quote included, belongs here.

My response was funnier

[YRABNNRM]

Old classics that few may be familar with like "A Fine Mess" with Ted Danson and Howie Mandel from 1986 and "Silent Rage" with Chuck Norris.

lol, 1986 = "old classic"?

Forget that. It's the fact that he considers films with Howie Mandel, Ted Danson, and Chuck Norris to be classics.

MOVE OVER BOGART! HERE'S HOWIE!

[Gabu]

Old classics that few may be familar with like "A Fine Mess" with Ted Danson and Howie Mandel from 1986 and "Silent Rage" with Chuck Norris.

lol, 1986 = "old classic"?

Forget that. It's the fact that he considers films with Howie Mandel, Ted Danson, and Chuck Norris to be classics.

MOVE OVER BOGART! HERE'S HOWIE!

Well, when Armageddon is your #1 movie of all time...

[ilikeverin]

Old classics that few may be familar with like "A Fine Mess" with Ted Danson and Howie Mandel from 1986 and "Silent Rage" with Chuck Norris.

lol, 1986 = "old classic"?

Gabu is an ANCIENT CLASSIC.

[Verily]

ONLY IF YOU HAVE A BIG CAUCUS

Let's just say that at the end of the day, you'll definitley have 100% of precincts reporting.

They'll be recounting me all day long.

Although really that whole thread, inspirational BRTD quote included, belongs here.

My response was funnier

"That's what she said" is never funny

[Hash]

what is this thread for?

Funny posts.

[Gabu]

what is this thread for?

You put funny quotes you see elsewhere on the forum here.