Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!

[Joe Republic]

The thread's creator, Gabu, couldn't have deleted it as the power to delete your own threads has been removed.  Alcon has already shown us here that it apparently wasn't him, and he certainly wouldn't have deliberately deleted the whole thing anyway.  That just leaves Dave, who might have done it semi-accidentally as a response to a reported post.  It has precedence; i.e. the fantasy election registration thread previous to the current one.

Whatever it was - damn.

[Joe Republic]

Godzilla is clearly the choice for anyone who wants traditional moral values in a leader. I mean, just look at the other options. Opebo spends tons of time screwing hookers, and that damn gorilla can't keep his hands off our white women! Godzilla on the other hand has displayed no interest in women... wait... crap, that means he's probably gay.

[Joe Republic]

The really amazing thing is that Joe hasn't lost out on any relevant information.

Why is that so amazing?

[Joe Republic]

This new mine appears to have already exhausted its comedy seam.

[Joe Republic]

Naso, what part of Ohio do you live in? Do Ohioan men come in different genders or something?

Thankfully, he's in the directly opposite side of the state to myself.  Here in the southwest corner, the men are ALL MAN, and rugged to boot.

[Joe Republic]

I found this thread sinking its way through Page 4.  Come on, guys.

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Eaves's site isn't working anymore.

Safe ^Strong Eaves.

[Joe Republic]

I would like for it to be Ron Paul; however, I realize that is not probably going to happen.

You think?

I have yet to see evidence of this.

[Joe Republic]

Regardless of what Straha and Ebowed think I hold no animosity towards any racial group. So you can stop the accusations and back them up with facts.

Three minutes, fifty-nine seconds later:

The wetback.

[Joe Republic]

Well, California is kind of nice when it's not shaking or on fire.

[Joe Republic]

Try and find a more stereotypical Oklahoman than this guy:

(Last movie watched)

An old 1960s Burl Ives Childrens Classic -- Rudolph, the Red-Nosed Reindeer.

I love those Christmas movies -- Rudolph, Frosty, and Santa.

By the way, yes, I am a CHRISTMAS FREAK.  I already have my Christmas Tree up, and have had it up for two and a half weeks since Monday, October 8.  I start listening to Christmas Music heavily in September and watch the Christmas Movies in October.

[Joe Republic]

May I ask, why would you like to be Lieutenant Governor of the Mideast, when you only registered today?

Absolutely.

[Joe Republic]

the solution for the cultural war:  afleitch has concluded sexual orientation can be altered by outside influences and/or choice, and that homosexuals are excluded from marrying!

Get your ridiculous Bible war out of this thread.  kthx

[Joe Republic]

2 Days Back and I've made the Goldmine?

Uh... no?

[Joe Republic]

What on earth is a gay 'agenda' anyway?

You didn't get your copy yet? Here...

GAY AGENDA

November Meeting of the Gays

1. Minutes of the October Meeting
2. Vote: Brad Pitt v George Clooney
3. Is purple the new pink?
4. Presentation by 'The Brain' on how to take over the world
5. Christmas Party '07
5. AOGB (Any Other Gay Business)

[Joe Republic]

In response to a thread on Evan Bayh:

Who is she?

[Joe Republic]

I am rather well-informed.

[Joe Republic]

I get the impression that that'd be lost on anybody who hasn't been following the game, Gus.

[Joe Republic]

I'm not exactly sure why I found this amusing, but still:

You made the accusation.

Now back it up.

You can't back it up, because it does not exist. 

It is a figment of your imagination.

Go ahead, prove your allegations.

[Joe Republic]

You're going to make this result in a Kennedy loss aren't you?  Gonna have Johnson lose the primary and run as a third party candidate or something.

Wait and see.

Oh, and by the way, next time you type a post, use the spell check.

wtf?  I went over HappyWarrior's post three times and failed to find a single misspelled word.

He tried to claim that the misspelled word was "aren't".

[Joe Republic]

Obama/Bredesen v. McCain/Barbour:

because of Barbour

[Joe Republic]

This post isn't funny in a "lol he supports romney" way (he could have been talking about anybody and it wouldn't matter), but simply for the way it is written:

Yes, Mitt Romney.

He stands head and shoulders above anyone else seeking the Presidency in terms of his abilities to do the job.

The people of this nation should be thankful that Romney is offering himself as a candidate, and the only candidate, who can truly lead this nation out of the abyss and into a bright, new tomorrow, a tomorrow full of hope, a tomorrow full of optimism, a tomorrow free from fear, and a tomorrow where all, regardless of their societal situatioin, can look forward to a future with unbounded opportunities and a future where peace, prosperity, and opportunities beckon.

Romney's time is now, America's time is now, the future awaits.

[Joe Republic]

Definitely not hot, and only accessible by boat or plane.

Click for context.

I'm prusuming he stole my idea about Juno/Juneau

Nope, sorry.  I happened to see the Juno thread just as I was reading (and later re-posted in the forum) a news article about Juneau.

[Joe Republic]

According to this thing, Diebold recorded about four times as many votes as a hand job did. Riiiiiight.

I think Opebo will tell you that usually a hand job is less.

[Joe Republic]

I think Barack could get a nice 'stache going.

  that's what I'm talkimbout.



Too sexy, baby.

[Joe Republic]

Humble.

As always Phil.

As if anyone on here really is. Sheesh we're all a bunch of egotistical smart-asses with hints of elitism and over-bearing intellectualism. Basically nerds with attitude problems.

That's not true.

There are also people like me and Joe who have no clue why we come here.

I only found out like two months ago that this is a political forum.  I kinda wondered why nobody seemed all that interested in Pokemon.