Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!

[Bacon King]

hilarious in context.

[Bacon King]

funny in the sense of "why the hell did he just post a county map of Texas?":

could someone please post a map of the 2006 election results by counties.

It's right here on this site, you know.

As you can see, Kinky failed to win a single county.

[Bacon King]

Why on earth would I resort to corresponding with you behind closed doors?  Don't you think the rest of the electorate has a right to know what your foreign policy is?

Anyway, never mind that.  Just answer me these next two questions, and then perhaps I'll be satisfied.

1. When did the war between Atlasia and Canada begin?

2. What were the main reasons for the outbreak of the war?

Here are the answers to your questions:

Question: When did the war between Atlasia and Canada begin?
Answer: February 30, 2006

Question: What were the main reasons for the outbreak of the war?
Answer: The war between Atlasia and Canada began in early 2006, between then President Mike Naso and SOFA Ralph "Chubbins" Nader quickly brought down into a fist fight. The fight, occuring at Naso`s summer retreat in scenic San Paulo, North Dakota, was quickly noticed by a team of Canadian Mounties. They began to intervene, and in the midst of the manheam, "Chubbins" was shot. To this day the Canadian government refuses to apologize.

[Bacon King]

Nay

click to see the context.

[Bacon King]

Stark's Myspace.

http://www.myspace.com/robertstark

He had a real MySpace link at one point; I remember seeing it.

he deleted the account, I believe.

So who is this guy then?

a musician named Robert Stark.

Obviously an imposter from the illuminati.

[Bacon King]

Oh, you silly Canadians.

[Bacon King]

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[Bacon King]

I have a feeling that posting on the Atlas Forum tends to increase one's creepiness rating.

[Bacon King]

You're going to make this result in a Kennedy loss aren't you?  Gonna have Johnson lose the primary and run as a third party candidate or something.

Wait and see.

Oh, and by the way, next time you type a post, use the spell check.

I'm pretty sure the misspelled word here is either "Jonston" or "Kendedy," by the way.

[Bacon King]

She's my type, very bubbly and smart.  She's one of the few women I can imagine myself marrying.  We'd make sweet love and then we'd discuss the demographics of New Mexico.  Plus, being a history buff there'd be something really cool about the whole thing.  People would be talking about Herbert Hoover, and then I'd be able to brag that I did his great-granddaughter.  Yeah.  I know PBrunsel is jealous.

[Bacon King]

A+++++++  WILL USE AGAIN!!!!!!