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Queen Mum Inks.LWC
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« on: September 05, 2007, 02:18:32 AM »

THE "R" IN INKSES AVATAR STANDS FOR RALPH AS IN RALPH NADER BECAUSE INKS LOVES RALPH SO MUCH HE HAD RALPH'S BABIES AND THAT'S COOL BECAUSE EVERYONE LIVES RALPH NADER EXCEPT FOR THOSE WHO DONT BUT THEY DONT COUNT BECAUSE IF YOU DONT LOVE RALPH NADER YOU ARENT A HUMAN BEING

RALPH NADER FOR OMNIPOTENT RULER OF THE UNIVERSE '08
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« Reply #1 on: September 06, 2007, 12:51:49 AM »
« Edited: September 06, 2007, 12:54:24 AM by Governor, Vice-Chair, & Queen Mum Inks.LWC »

I count three who confessed to voting "Yes"... Who's the fourth?
Not me. I may be a troll but I don't go that far.


Plz stop with personal attacks on me in DAVE LEIP's thread at that. As far as I'm concerned calling someone a spammer(if they're not a spambot)/troller should rank with other bans on personal attacks if that rule is intended to mean anything. If its permitted to accuse people of spamming/trolling but not other personal attacks people will just move to THAT and nothing will change.

Edi for clarity
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« Reply #2 on: September 06, 2007, 06:43:34 PM »



What is really funny is that I can read Straha's posts, but not the very first post in this thread.  Wink
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« Reply #3 on: September 10, 2007, 02:51:09 PM »

Huckabee dropped quite a bit in my estimation - he showed himself to either be a fool or hack.

What exactly did you expect from a guy who thinks humans coexisted with dinosaurs?

Such a good scientist is hard to find these days.

The sad thing is that you're serious.
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« Reply #4 on: September 13, 2007, 06:32:34 PM »

I'm getting really tired of all the strawman/misinterpretation Biblical arguments used on this forum.

You're discussing politics on the internet, what'd you expect?

(The following message is my own beliefs, not a message toward you Queen Mum.)

I don't know who that was - I've never noticed him before, but apparently he doesn't know that the Queen Mum is a fantasy politics inside joke.
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« Reply #5 on: September 18, 2007, 02:19:24 AM »


I knew a teenage girl who had sex with multipule guys of different genders at once

Comedy gold right there. I would like to see how you can be a guy of a different gender.

Seriously, it depends on how you define gender.  (see third gender)

If you consider persons of the same sex, but different sexual preferences to be different genders, then a girl could have sex with a hetero guy and a  bi guy at the same time and thus make Naso's statement true.  I doubt that's what he meant, but you get my point.

Way to just kill the joke with logic, Ernest! Tongue
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Queen Mum Inks.LWC
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« Reply #6 on: October 06, 2007, 07:14:52 PM »

Rarely do I call people stupid outright, but today I will make an exception for you.  The only thing you did is make a comparrison to the equivalent political parties Tancredo would be in.  You have yet to explain why.

Sir, you like the idea of banning smoking in public bars.  This kind of regulation is economically fascist.  I could actually make a case here to liken you to fascism.  You however, have nothing.

Now go away and drink yourself into a Bacardi Limon stupor while playing Cute is what we aim for continuously until you reach insanity. kthxbye.
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Queen Mum Inks.LWC
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« Reply #7 on: October 06, 2007, 07:30:51 PM »

A woman was choking on a Subway sandwich yesterday and I healed her lack of oxygen by beating her with a Quiznos sandwich until she coughed everything up.
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« Reply #8 on: November 11, 2007, 05:56:57 PM »

I saw a story a few months ago about a Thai guy in the near South who was apprehended for 'raping' dogs and banana plants.  The local banana growers said it was a real problem as it left the plants quite damaged.  The man said anyone would understand if they had tried it.

 
...so you did.

Haha, no!  I wouldn't even know how.  Other than maybe the banana itself - its all mushy inside if you see what I mean.  But I dislike the outdoors.
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« Reply #9 on: November 11, 2007, 05:57:27 PM »


Which one?
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« Reply #10 on: November 15, 2007, 04:21:38 PM »

yes, but 95% of the time it is used the speaker isn't using it in any type of reference to homosexuals.  hell, I used it as an insult for a year before I figured out what it actually meant.
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« Reply #11 on: November 19, 2007, 02:18:26 AM »

Straha's solutions are common-sense and agreeable.
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« Reply #12 on: November 19, 2007, 02:20:32 AM »

The thread's creator, Gabu, couldn't have deleted it as the power to delete your own threads has been removed.  Alcon has already shown us here that it apparently wasn't him, and he certainly wouldn't have deliberately deleted the whole thing anyway.  That just leaves Dave, who might have done it semi-accidentally as a response to a reported post.  It has precedence; i.e. the fantasy election registration thread previous to the current one.
I don't think that was deleted. I think Dave just created a new one and asked us to cease using the old one because he was getting bounced notifications of every reply.

What happened in the Fantasy registration thread?
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« Reply #13 on: November 20, 2007, 03:57:57 AM »

Click for context:
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« Reply #14 on: November 26, 2007, 06:43:41 PM »

The Paul thing is getting a little out of control. You can't walk into the mall without these people coming at you now.

I think it's sort of like experiencing Eugene McCarthy's supporters in 1968, only in miniature. Deranged, running against the establishment, and with no hope at all of winning.
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« Reply #15 on: November 28, 2007, 02:07:02 AM »

Click for context:

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« Reply #16 on: November 30, 2007, 07:43:07 PM »

Click for context:
Too long. You look like some Saudi government official with that length.
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« Reply #17 on: November 30, 2007, 07:45:18 PM »


That image was bad - so I put up the same one from a different site
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« Reply #18 on: November 30, 2007, 08:02:52 PM »

Concerning BRTD's name:
Don't get it, but I'm sure it will change soon enough
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« Reply #19 on: December 03, 2007, 12:19:37 PM »

For somewhat reason I can imagine Hashemite as Paula Abdul and Gporter as the Cat in her 1988 music video When Opposites Attract. If not that, maybe they can star in a remake of the Odd Couple.

Hashemite as Paula Abdul? Uhh...

Scary thought isn't it?

You have weird fantasies about Paula Abdul my friend.

Who doesn't?
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Queen Mum Inks.LWC
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« Reply #20 on: December 11, 2007, 05:00:51 PM »
« Edited: December 11, 2007, 05:04:11 PM by Fmr. Chairman, Fmr. Governor, & Queen Mum Inks.LWC »


Heck no!



I'm gonna say more Constitutionalists are, but I don't classify any of the parties as racist (and note, I love the Constitution party).

Why is that funny?



I get the impression that that'd be lost on anybody who hasn't been following the game, Gus. Wink

You'r 100% right.

EDIT: In context, it's funny.
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« Reply #21 on: December 15, 2007, 05:35:46 PM »

I personally think the Christmas and Ramadan resolutions were pointless.

See, when Inks thinks that something commending Christians and Christmas is pointless, you know it's pointless. Wink
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« Reply #22 on: January 20, 2008, 01:33:25 AM »

If Senator McCain does win in South Carolina today, it will be 8 years too late. He should have won it back in 2000 and could have saved us from the nightmare known as George Walker Bush.

I am honestly not sure how George Walker Bush has been a nightmare for children in Australia.
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« Reply #23 on: January 23, 2008, 03:42:52 AM »

I don't think anyone remotely cares about Hawaii.

YOU HAVE ANGERED HAUMEA, GODDESS OF THE HAWAIIAN SEA



MAY HER FISH BRETHREN CAUSE YOU MUCH HARDSHIP AND BROTHER KANALOA DRAG YOU INTO THE DEPTHS OF THE UNDERWORLD
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« Reply #24 on: February 04, 2008, 02:45:55 AM »

Inks, do we have to have fifty seperate threads for each Zoggy (or whatever) poll dump?

Considering that we've had 14 responses for the California one alone, I'd say yes.
Owned. Both Clinton and Al. This thread is a double whammy!
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