Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!

[minionofmidas]

It's exhausted. We'll be opening a comedy leadmine in the neighborhood within the next 1 to 50 years, though.

[minionofmidas]

The thread's creator, Gabu, couldn't have deleted it as the power to delete your own threads has been removed.  Alcon has already shown us here that it apparently wasn't him, and he certainly wouldn't have deliberately deleted the whole thing anyway.  That just leaves Dave, who might have done it semi-accidentally as a response to a reported post.  It has precedence; i.e. the fantasy election registration thread previous to the current one.

I don't think that was deleted. I think Dave just created a new one and asked us to cease using the old one because he was getting bounced notifications of every reply.

[minionofmidas]

The really amazing thing is that Joe hasn't lost out on any relevant information.

[minionofmidas]

The really amazing thing is that Joe hasn't lost out on any relevant information.

Why is that so amazing?

Because it's slanging match between BRTD and Straha.. imagine a slanging match between BRTD and Straha.. and there's no relevant information.. at all, I mean AT ALL! Come on, how likely is that....

Oh wait, yeah. Scrap that.

Amazing was the wrong word.

[minionofmidas]

I wouldn't expect anything else from someone who posts on Stormfront...

I don't get it - who're you referring to?

[minionofmidas]

Affirmative Action-we shall take action when it is needed using the Atlasian troops. We shall take force against foreign countries and other. Not just slag around and  not take action at all.

WTF?!?

"Other" being the state government of Arkansas. This is solid Eisenhower Republicanism.

[minionofmidas]

Jmfcst... you aren't gay...

I see no reason to jump to that conclusion, Josh.

[minionofmidas]

I know Jesus is alive! I swear I saw him 2 weeks ago!!11!!!!

On a piece of toast?

My religion worships Nutella.  Mmm.

Whoever doesn't worship hazelnut spread is in the wrong.

You should join forces with Horst Heldt, now the manager of VfB Stuttgart but still an active player at the time...
Q: "What do you believe in?" (expected A: "God" or summat like that.)
A: "The five essential ingredients of Nutella."

[minionofmidas]

Kucinch and Gravel are vanity candidates.

No, Mike Gravel is pure genius out to show the world that he is awesome.

Hey, what's so funny about that?  It's 100% true.

Only 100 per cent? Your lack of enthusiasm disgusts me.

[minionofmidas]

What else would you expect from these pot smoking, crack addicted, pinko, commie, leftist, looney, low life scum? 

i love you too

#_# ~**~ very, very much ~**~ #_#

hurr



i hope you're a terrorist because i love hugging terrorists ;#

[minionofmidas]

I like flesh

Yes. We know.

[minionofmidas]

...if only to get nonfunny bull like that out of the Comedy Goldmine.