Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!

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You were watching the Jerry Lewis telethon?

A bit yeah. You don't realize...Martin and Lewis were my childhood idols. My father put on an old Jerry Lewis movie on when I was 6 years old...and I became a Martin and Lewis junkie while other kids my age were watching "Power Rangers". I mailed letters to Jerry and recieved back buttons and stickers, and I saw him live in concert for "Damn Yankees" in January 1997. That led to me wanting to be an actor, so I joined Barbizon, Stone modeling agency in 1998, won in a competition in November 1998, went to another agency in 1999, a modeling competition in Florida in June 1999, and then finally auditioned for the Anthony Hopkins' movie "Hearts in Atlantis" in 2000.

By 2000 and 2001, I let go of my modeling and acting "career" in change for other hobbies including politics, and weather.

Dude is gayer than I am, and last I checked, I'm pretty damn gay.

Goldmine worthy in itself.

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Why not?

Someone else could, in theory, choose the same screenname, either by pure coincidence or for more nefarious reasons

Gabu's point is quite valid...re: lou dobbs

did you click the link? the guy's going on about Aaron Russo. Has to be him. He once predicted Russo would win against Bush and Kerry on here. And if it is him, which it is, I have to say I lost whatever respect I had in the troll. Disgusting ideology, white nationalism is.

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Anyone who is a white nationalist is automatically a troll.

well, the guy's obviously a troll otherwise.

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Anyone who is a white nationalist is automatically a troll.

well, the guy's obviously a troll otherwise.

He is? I haven't seen too many psots from him.

yeah, he said Russo would win the 04 election had he been on the ballot, and he likes to do dumb stuff like posting that map of Texas out of nowhere.

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Robert Stark is a funny fellow.

yeah, he's like a racist Naso.

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Liberals always like to pretend their tolerant but than when they can't argue their point they use personal attacks.

hey, I haven't used a personal attack on you yet. And you called me Communist scum...

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Well, given that Ronald Reagan is dead, he'd obviously get all of libertarian vote, but Clinton would win, being able to actually function.

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"IF NUMBERS measure success, Stormfront certainly resonates with many people's angst over the future. The site boasts more than 103,000 members, according to the independent Big Boards monitoring group. Just two years ago, it had a mere 53,000 members, and only 10,000 in 2002. Kelso gleefully notes that membership is growing at a rate of 500 a week.

Put another way, Amazon.com's Alexa website-traffic rankings show Stormfront at No. 9,108. By comparison, Yahoo is No. 1, CNN is No. 46, Fox News is No. 451, Creative Loafing is No. 52,178 and the Southern Poverty Law Center, a Montgomery, Ala., hate-group monitor with a palpable distaste for Stormfront, is No. 118,380.

Stormfront's thousands of gray, white and blue pages, which can be researched and indexed by not-too-difficult tools, are graphically bland. But not the discussions. While its leaders deny they're propagating hate, the site clearly enables members to voice the most outrageous opinions.

You'll find predictable anti-Semitism ("[H]ow did so many Jews come to dominate media ownership?" wrote a member e-monikered "dukesrevenge"). And racism ("Even with all the welfair [sic], and diversity nonsense, blacks still feel that whites are racist, yet, so very few of them seem to be moving back to Africa," penned "youboob").

You'll also find advice on romance ("Belenus" chastises one comrade: "Interracial dating is simply a euphemism for what people know to be wrong and unnatural"), as well as domestic topics ("TheRebel," a pediatrician Stormfront member, asks: "I am curious as to which ladies here also hold jobs outside of a wife and/or mother. P.S. I did not mean to offend any housewives/mothers.").

Many of the most active topic groups are for international Stormfront activists – Britain leads with 352,405 posts since 2001, followed by the Netherlands (190,620) and "Stormfront Downunder" (122,240). Driving home the worldwide reach of Stormfront, the homepage's feature artwork is a series of rotating banners for each of the "white" nations.

 John SuggGOING MAINSTREAM: Former Reagan official and Stormfront commentator Bob Whitaker predicts "America will break up into political groups, with whites as the most powerful."
The most frequented topic, after the general discussion "Lounge" (549,634 posts), is "Opposing Views," with 393,687 messages, which is moderated by a member dubbed "jack boot." The opposition, however, consists more often of sniping among rival right-wing groups than non-racists bombarding Stormfront. "The Ozman," for example, responded to the faintest whiff of tolerance by proclaiming, "Racial cultures don't mix successfully. Never will. Multiculturalism is a very real thing that only White countries suffer from."

But one visitor did have the temerity to announce, "You're all a bunch of f****ng racists."

"Oh, sure," Stormfront administrator Kelso says. "There are a lot of people who don't agree with us [visiting the website]. Reporters, law enforcement, professors, the Southern Poverty Law Center. But you know what? They're paying attention. They're seeing how many people agree with us. And many of those who visit start saying, 'Yeah, that makes sense.'"

What's clear – and frightening – is that not since the Ku Klux Klan recruited millions in the 1920s has an overtly racist organization reveled in such rapid growth.

"Our success is mostly having the right message at the right time," chuckles Kelso, whose digital persona is "Charles A Lindbergh," the famed aviator who also was a vocal racist and anti-Semite. It's been during Kelso's five years of day-to-day running of Stormfront that the online forum's growth has exploded. A longtime activist with the conspiracy-minded John Birch Society, Kelso is a chatty, often witty fellow who interrupted a busy schedule of making a documentary DVD and breakfasting with like-thinkers in Costa Mesa, Calif., to talk about how he has his finger on the button – literally – of the most successful whites-fighting-for-whites group of its kind in the world.

"The mainstream media ignores us, but they've missed big stories before," he comments. "Our numbers prove our point. We have a message worth hearing."

The biggest name in the alternative universe of "racialism" is David Duke, whose trajectory has carried him from youthful race-baiting antics (donning Nazi regalia to protest a leftist speaker at Tulane University) to successful electioneering (he was a Louisiana state representative) to failed runs for higher office to a tax-evasion conviction and 13 months in jail.

Nowadays, Duke has received a doctorate from a Ukrainian university and spends a lot of time in Europe lecturing; he was in Italy when he was interviewed for this article. He has his own website, promotes his latest book, Jewish Supremacism, and surfaced in December at a Holocaust-denial symposium in Tehran.

But through all of that, he's indefatigable on Stormfront, for which he writes and podcasts. The site "is so successful," he says, "because, at last, people can get the truth without distortion. There's no filter on the truth."

You've been told to post in the thread "Stark's Place" and in quotes. What don't you get?

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I hope the quality picks up soon.  CG3 is turning out to be a bigger disappointment than Rocky V so far.

Stark's Place is where it's at.

Was Stark's Place deleted?

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I believe so

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https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=63021.0

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We need a comedy gas chamber thread for showcasing "gems" from the nutcases we get/have here on Atlas.

Remember what happened to Chez Stark?

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Loud and outgoing, although when I'm too drunk I get quiet and introspective.

That's called passing out from alcohol poisoning.

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Not president but other offices I guess. Justice Requist had paranoi. I have OCD, Aspergers, and Paranoia and I plan on running for office on day and I will be open about it.

hehe. quit feeding the guy, please.

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Stark's Myspace.

http://www.myspace.com/robertstark

He had a real MySpace link at one point; I remember seeing it.

he deleted the account, I believe.

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Stark's Myspace.

http://www.myspace.com/robertstark

He had a real MySpace link at one point; I remember seeing it.

he deleted the account, I believe.

So who is this guy then?

a musician named Robert Stark.

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Stark's Myspace.

http://www.myspace.com/robertstark

He had a real MySpace link at one point; I remember seeing it.

he deleted the account, I believe.

So who is this guy then?

a musician named Robert Stark.

Obviously an imposter from the illuminati.

I thought their official musician was Phil Collins?

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Dave Leip?

Why is your nose brown and why does it smell like feces?

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Let me say first that I believe that I speak for the rest of the forum members when I say that we are all sorry and are praying for those affected by the wild fires in Southern California. I want to say that we are all praying for all who live in California that are on this forum and that we are praying for those affected by the fires.

Now is not a time to take too much of a statement on the political climate regarding the fires, because of this, I will only speak briefly on that. I want the country and the democratic leadership especially to know, that the Bush administration and the republicans are doing everything that we can to help the people affected by the California wild fires. We shall not be blamed, we meaning the republicans, for not aiding those affected by the California wildfires, as we are clearly doing everything that we can do to help.

Thank you, God Bless You, and God Bless America.

You know, I wouldn't be surprised if Gporter can get elected in TN saying stuff like that.

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Try and find a more stereotypical Oklahoman than this guy:

(Last movie watched)

An old 1960s Burl Ives Childrens Classic -- Rudolph, the Red-Nosed Reindeer.

I love those Christmas movies -- Rudolph, Frosty, and Santa.

By the way, yes, I am a CHRISTMAS FREAK.  I already have my Christmas Tree up, and have had it up for two and a half weeks since Monday, October 8.  I start listening to Christmas Music heavily in September and watch the Christmas Movies in October.

Jim "JR" Ross. Biggest Oklahoman ever.

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This is quickly becoming a "Laugh at BO" thread.

Isn't he a mod?

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I've effectively been an athiest my entire life. In addition, I think I might be able to slam dunk this award if some of you knew what I do in private.

You molest altar boys?

You have to be Catholic to do that.

The whole thing from SPC's post down is pretty good.

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Nothing really.  I remember getting pulled into the principals office in 2nd grade and was paddled, but I can't remember why.

Calling the matron a "ƒaucy wench of a diƒreputable qualitie", or snapping your slate tablet, perhaps?

I lol'd really hard.

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Oh my!  I just noticed this.  Bottom or top, Josh?

Spoken like a 'fangirl'

It's not really as strict as that and besides many gay couples don't do that. It's not the Holy Grail of gay love. Theres plenty of other things to do

I'll admit to being a fan!  I didn't find my few actual experiences with it to be a very good fit, but I do find homosexuality fascinating. 

But has josh even had sex of any kind?  I was more asking what are or would be his preferences in the area of intercourse.. as you say its not always strict, but there's often some taking of roles.

I don't think that's your business Opebo. This is not a Q and A thread!

Thanks afleitch you took the words right out of my mouth, but lets just say that me and one of my (Guy)bestfriends  know alot about each other's bodies.

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Yes I would vote for Mahmood over Hillary. got a problem with that?

They let this guy back?