10 fattest states

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

Isn't it ironic that the fattest states are the ones with the hottest women? -well, except Utah

Fat women with no teeth are not hot.

My point is the same states which have a lot of fat people also tend to have hotter non-fat women. Slim Mississippi girls are far preferable to anorexic Massachussetts prostitutes.

Prostitutes?  How do prostitutes enter into this?  Don't get my hopes up.

I don't know about Massachusetts but I hear Rhode Island is full of prostitutes. In fact, it's even quasi-legal there.