God is not happy?

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Perhaps God was trying to wipe out states where bad grammar is prevalent.

Or maybe he's trying to smite smug southerners who don't understand that non-native speakers of english don't always have flawless grammar.    But for real, I know Tennessee was getting it yesterday.. hopefully everyone is okay in your neck of the woods.

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Hey. Maybe. Probably Not.

I wonder what God looks like. I bet he is 7-foot-tall, has long grey/silver hair and carries a giant sword longer than he is.

God is Gandolf? O_o

No...

God is an average sized man with kind of messy, white, longish hair, a white beard, a bit of a hunched posture, who likes to fanatically crunch random statistics all day.  He has those crazy Scottish/Irish eyebrows that look like they're brushed upward, and he smokes a pipe.  He thinks Dr. Phil is just great.

Wanna know how I know?  I don't.. but wouldn't it be cool if God were like that?