Naming the districts

[Alcon]

WA-1: Latteburbs
WA-2: Islands-"The Puget Sound goes north of Seattle?"
WA-3: Goddamn Bureaucrats-Cows-Sales Tax Evaders
WA-4: Dry Dusty No. 1
WA-5: Dry Dusty No. 2 w/ Spokane
WA-6: Olympic Peninsula-Places to make fun of
WA-7: Center of the known universe and Vashon Island
WA-8: Oh my God our subdivisions are being invaded by cougars