Really Messed up Four Way

[War on Want]

the Democrats
John Edwards/Joe Biden
The Democrats nominate John Edwards barely, in a brokered convention against Barrack Obama, and Joe Biden after Hillary Clinton's stroke. John Edwards picks Joe Biden as his running mate, and pisses off already angry Obama supporters.

the Republicans
Mitt Romney/Charlie Crist
The Republicans nominate Mitt Romney after a brokered convention between Romney, and McCain. Too many hard feelings are left between Romney and McCain, so Romney picks Crist, a die hard McCain supporter, as his VP

Unity 08
Michael Bloomberg/Joe Lieberman
Michael Bloomberg and many Indepedents are disgusted with the choices given to them. They run an Indepedent ticket.

Liberty Party
Ron Paul/Michael Badnarik
Ron Paul, is extremely angry at his party for nominating a warmonger, and someone who he percieves as hating the Constitution. He runs an Indepdent campaign which merges the Liberitarian, with the Republican Liberty Caucaus to bring real change to America.

Results:

John Edwards barely wins.