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MarkWarner08
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« on: July 05, 2008, 06:45:18 PM »
Obama (2009-2013)
Brad Ellsworth (2013-2047, when he passes away).
Brad Ellsworth, Jr. (2047-2080)

Maybe I should mention that Brad Ellsworth proclaimed himself benevolent dictator in 2013, and ruled the nation with an iron fist till his death 34 years after he assumed office. Under Ellsworth the Magnificent, the America was renamed U.S.E. (the United States of Evansville), and our greatest export was good 'ol conservative values.
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MarkWarner08
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« Reply #1 on: July 05, 2008, 09:03:54 PM »
Which Porter? Jon Porter?
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MarkWarner08
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« Reply #2 on: July 05, 2008, 09:44:57 PM »
On second thought, my money's on this guy.
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MarkWarner08
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« Reply #3 on: July 06, 2008, 03:41:31 PM »
Quote from: L. Ron Hubbard was a liar and a false prophet on July 06, 2008, 01:09:54 PM
If Mark Warner had in any interest in running for President why didn't he this year?
How could he have  competed with the Clinton and Obama fundraising juggernauts?
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MarkWarner08
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« Reply #4 on: July 06, 2008, 10:15:30 PM »
Quote from: Driedapples on July 06, 2008, 09:30:41 PM
Quote from: MarkWarner08 on July 05, 2008, 06:45:18 PM
Obama (2009-2013)
Brad Ellsworth (2013-2047, when he passes away).
Brad Ellsworth, Jr. (2047-2080)

Maybe I should mention that Brad Ellsworth proclaimed himself benevolent dictator in 2013, and ruled the nation with an iron fist till his death 34 years after he assumed office. Under Ellsworth the Magnificent, the America was renamed U.S.E. (the United States of Evansville), and our greatest export was good 'ol conservative values.
How the hell does Ellsworth get elected in 2012?
That's least credible part of my satrical historical narrative? Of course, Ellsworth the Magnifcent defeated Obama in the 2012 primaries.
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