Name the next three U.S. Presidents

[Spaghetti Cat]

I'll do the next five because I feel like it.
Senator John McCain (R-Arizona) (2009-2013)
does not seek reelection
Governor Bobby Jindal (R-LA) (2013-2021)
Vice President Sarah Palin (R-AK) (2021-2029)
Senate Majority Leader Mark Warner (D-VA) (2029-2033)
loses primary
Governor Earl Blumenauer (D-OR) (2033-2037)
loses reelection

or

Senator Barack Obama (D-Ill) (2009-2017)
Vice President Jim Webb (D-VA) (2017-2025)
Governor Tim Ryan (D-OH) (2025-2029)
loses reelection
Senator Norm Coleman (R-MN) (2029-2037)
Senator Cathy McMorris Rodgers (R-WA) (2037-2041)
loses reelection

[Spaghetti Cat]

Obama (2009-2013)
Brad Ellsworth (2013-2047, when he passes away).
Brad Ellsworth, Jr. (2047-2080)

Maybe I should mention that Brad Ellsworth proclaimed himself benevolent dictator in 2013, and ruled the nation with an iron fist till his death 34 years after he assumed office. Under Ellsworth the Magnificent, the America was renamed U.S.E. (the United States of Evansville), and our greatest export was good 'ol conservative values.

How the hell does Ellsworth get elected in 2012?