Aizen's unbiased analysis of Mitt Romney

[Aizen]

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[Flying Dog]

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You're not consistent in your criticism.


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[Keystone Phil]

I spotted the LOL!

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

You're being mean to Winfield!

[Eraserhead]

You're being mean to Winfield!

And Fezzyfestoon!

[Mr. Morden]

I look forward to Winfield's detailed rebuttal of each of your points.

[MarkWarner08]

That reminds me of  a Red State Update joke. About Romney they said, "He's a fcuking Mormon.  And I ain't sayin' that because I'm biased against Mormons. I'm sayin' that to remind people who are biased against Mormons that he's a fcuking Mormon."

[Lunar]

I agree with Nelson that y'all are way too hard on Mitt.  He's just more obviously slick than a lot of politicians some of y'all admire, like Clinton, and wears said slickness on his sleeve to amateur political observers like us.

I do get the feeling he might push an old lady in front of a bus if it would have helped him a primary state though...

[Robespierre's Jaw]

I look forward to Winfield's detailed rebuttal of each of your points.

I believe we already know what Winfield's rebuttal shall be to Aizen's remarks regarding the wonderful Willard Mitt Romney. He has Kennedy's good looks, Eisenhower's leadership, Hoover's economic skills, etc. I'm surprised he didn't include anything about Bobby Sherman or Davy Jones in his remarks about Romney. I know any teenage girl in the 1970's would have. Awww.

[Lunar]

Romney is a pretty neat package.  If he wasn't chameleon-like politically, he's be a shoe-in for the position with his fundraising skills, telegenic style, 'first' status as a Mormon, executive & economic experience, willingness to be an attack dog, and his amazing ability to stay on message  (better than any other major candidate in '08 I dare say).

I think he'd be a solid choice for McCain.  Personally, that'd make me root for Obama twice as much, but that's just me personally and not the electorate.

I think I'm going to start defending Romney more even though I don't like him. 

[Mr. Morden]

I look forward to Winfield's detailed rebuttal of each of your points.

I believe we already know what Winfield's rebuttal shall be to Aizen's remarks regarding the wonderful Willard Mitt Romney. He has Kennedy's good looks, Eisenhower's leadership, Hoover's economic skills, etc. I'm surprised he didn't include anything about Bobby Sherman or Davy Jones in his remarks about Romney. I know any teenage girl in the 1970's would have. Awww.

Romney orchestrated the merger between UNICEF.. and Smith & Wesson.

Romney went public with his own buttocks.. and made $7 million.

Romney got his wife pregnant.. and she gave birth to a delicious 16 oz. steak..  The afterbirth was sauteed muchrooms!

Romney's family crest is a picture of a barracuda eating Neil Armstrong!

Romney ranked 18th.. in the AP College Football Poll..

Wonder if anyone will understand what I'm referencing......

[Eraserhead]

Ooh, sorry.  You missed that trend by about 5 months.  Unfounded hatred for Mitt Romney is out now.  Sad, I know.  It was so much fun making up lies about him and using him as a scapegoat for for the insecurities we all had in our candidates.  You're going to have to find another outlet for your hate-filled lifestyles and empty vitriol.  It all turns out for the better anyway, this nonsensical bashing of Romney has long since discredited even the most experienced of posters to the point of ridicule.  It just reflects so poorly on the culprits it's almost pitiful.  Poor misguided political amateurs...

Basically, you better love Mitt Romney or fail at life, Mr. Aizen.

[Filuwaúrdjan]

Unfounded hatred for Mitt Romney is out now.

No, I don't think that all the hatred for that oily schmuck is unfounded.

[Kaine for Senate '18]

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Excellent; very detailed and varied.

[Mr. Morden]

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Excellent; very detailed and varied.

Actually, I was thinking the argument was getting a little weak with the 207th bad, but the "LOL" ultimately convinced me.  (The 423rd bad was also kind of convincing.)

[Albus Dumbledore]

lol bad threads and bandwagoning lets jump on the hate train then choom up for obama

[Joe Republic]

Fezzy, why exactly do you seem so shocked that people on this forum who don't support Romney also don't like him either?  It's not exactly uncommon in politics.

[bullmoose88]

Maybe its just me, and I know he's a smart guy...but when I read the name Mitt Romney here or on cnn or what not, a matt damon team america voice pops into my head and says...

"MIIIIIIITTT ROOOOOOOOOMNEEEEEEEEEY."

I realize I'm mentally disturbed as is, but maybe i'm not alone here.

[Torie]

Some folks are annoyed that they don't have Romney to kick around anymore, and desperately want him back, and are no doubt praying for his return as the VP nominee.

[Kaine for Senate '18]

Some folks are annoyed that they don't have Romney to kick around anymore, and desperately want him back, and are no doubt praying for his return as the VP nominee.

Not me.  I love bashing Romney as the slimeball that he is, but I don't want him anywhere near the Presidency, ever.

[Joe Republic]

I'm not surprised at all that some people dislike Romney, just as some people dislike Clinton, Obama, McCain, and all the others.  What surprises me is the way it has turned into a trend for most and a pitiful manifestation of deep-seeded anger for others.  The constant lies about Romney and manipulation of his record is also fairly disturbing.  The magnitude the few go to to express their hatred for someone is odd.

That type of behavior is also true for any major candidate you can think of.  Sure it's pitiful if it's deliberate, or frustrating if it's simple naïvete, but there's no way any supporter of a candidate can objectively state that their candidate is treated more harshly in this respect than any other.

[Joe Republic]

I do understand your point, but perhaps now you know what it probably feels like to be a Ron Paul supporter. 

[Kaine for Senate '18]

Some folks are annoyed that they don't have Romney to kick around anymore, and desperately want him back, and are no doubt praying for his return as the VP nominee.

Not me.  I love bashing Romney as the slimeball that he is, but I don't want him anywhere near the Presidency, ever.

This is the perfect example of those with a buried anger that has been manifested.  There is no reasoning, nor has there ever been any reasoning.  Just unadulterated, unfounded hatred.  You do want him back because he was the outlet for your frustrations with who knows what.

He was the outlet for my frustration with a sleazy, flip-flopper who will say anything to get elected.  I'm thrilled that he will likely not be picked as VP.  McCain is a man I respect, and I'd hate to lose that respect based on Romney.

[Know Your Rights!]

I appreciate intellectual jabs at Governor Romney, but I am more bemused than amused by this trite attempt at humor by Aizen.

Any truly unbiased analysis of Mitt Romney would include his decisive leadership, his bold policy proposals, and his pristine moral character. Anything less is Democratic hackery.

All of you who find this amusing should be ashamed.

[Flying Dog]

I appreciate intellectual jabs at Governor Romney, but I am more bemused than amused by this trite attempt at humor by Aizen.

Any truly unbiased analysis of Mitt Romney would include his decisive leadership, his bold policy proposals, and his pristine moral character. Anything less is Democratic hackery.

All of you who find this amusing should be ashamed.

You must certainly love fiction. You seem to have a enormous knack for it.

Yes, I am mocking your liberal use of the italicized button.