Cookies and Milk: Unionist for Governor

[Left-Wing Blogger]

Since it is abundantly clear that the rule by fiat which has fallen over the Southeast threatens to take over and transform this region into a police state, I am hereby announcing my candidacy for Governor as a Unionist Social Democrat. I know that the Southeast supports Unionism rather than reactionary treason, but we must prove it this month at the ballot box.

Because of the illegal burglary of our printing presses and our money to buy new ones, the C&M campaign has only been able to produce this ugly banner:



Thank you, and I will now be open for questions.

[Hash]

That is quite an atrocious banner.

[Left-Wing Blogger]

That is quite an atrocious banner.

Blame the masked men working for the Government who raided my home.

[Хahar 🤔]

That is quite an atrocious banner.

Seconded.

But good luck. You have my endorsement. Not that you'll need it. You'll automatically win as the only non-treasonous candidate.

[DownWithTheLeft]

That is quite an atrocious banner.

Seconded.

But good luck. You have my endorsement. Not that you'll need it. You'll automatically win as the only non-treasonous candidate.

99.999% chance that secession would not kick in before the election even if passed.  Actually, it might be higher than that.  Great to see that this has brought another inactive Dirty Southerner out of the woodwork though

[Brandon H]

That is quite an atrocious banner.

Blame the masked men working for the Government who raided my home.

Well it wasn't from the Department of Justice.

[Associate Justice PiT]

That is quite an atrocious banner.

Blame the masked men working for the Government who raided my home.

Well it wasn't from the Department of Justice.

     I can also promise that it wasn't the Arizona Army. Looking at my map, I can see that your home is in Region 2, which has no regional governor as of this time.

     As such, it appears that the "government" invasion was the responsibility of private citizens, agents from Nyman, or Mr. Noman. I'm serious, no local government has been set up yet in your area.