Ninth Post a Picture of Yourself thread (aka creepfest '09)

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Jessica Walterstein

This name is very familiar, but I don't remember this. Refresh my memory plz?

Naso used to privately claim that he had this girl in his life. "Her" name was Jessica Walterstein. Well, I left the forum for awhile and so did Naso. One day I was bored and wanted to return but thought I'd have some fun. I asked for Naso's password and signed in under his account, acting like I was his "girlfriend," Jessica Walterstein. I made up some excuse that Jessica found the forum and wanted to join so she just took over her boyfriend's account. Almost everyone thought it was Naso or NixonNow.

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get my a$$ smacked by girls in the process. (Happens more than you would think.)

No, no way. Not with you. We would have never guessed.

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Sorry but we need a conversation change. Here's a picture of part of my leg and sneaker...

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Santa the Lumberjack came to visit..

Oh my God. You're Raj Bhakta. It makes so much sense now.

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Nice eyes and smile. 

well she has a small face.

Is that something most people smile at...?

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OMG LOOK @ MY FAUX FAUX HAWK!!!





SEXXXY RITE?


This was my faux hawk after a long day. And, no, I don't have a black eye.    Damn cell camera and angling.

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the front of your hair looks green. but nice hair style.

Green? Hmmm. I'm gonna get it cut against soon really short and it'll be mostly back to red. I get stopped like crazy and complimented on it...but people probably think I'm Irish

Thanks.

your Irish?

Nah, mainly Italian and German, although people always see the hair and think Irish.

Naso is mostly German and is, at most, 25% Italian.

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the front of your hair looks green. but nice hair style.

Green? Hmmm. I'm gonna get it cut against soon really short and it'll be mostly back to red. I get stopped like crazy and complimented on it...but people probably think I'm Irish

Thanks.

your Irish?

Nah, mainly Italian and German, although people always see the hair and think Irish.

Naso is mostly German and is, at most, 25% Italian.

Additionally, Phil is 30% Dutch, 50% French, and at most, 20% Italian.

I'd slip into a deep depression if I found out I was even 1% either Dutch or French. Don't even joke about that stuff.  

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Jedi! I have the same shirt but I don't wear it much anymore. 

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That looks Photoshopped, Mr. T. 

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Ouch Joe Ouch.

I'm really hoping that that's not what he meant. Joe isn't a nasty guy so I think it's a misunderstanding.

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Ouch Joe Ouch.

I'm really hoping that that's not what he meant. Joe isn't a nasty guy so I think it's a misunderstanding.

I think its pretty obvious what he meant...  I don't think he really meant it as an isult, but I was thinking along the same lines.

I think Phil was thinking of something else totally unrelated to office space.

Yeah, I discussed this with moose. I'm 99% sure that I'm completely off so I apologize.

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This is my necessary douchebag mirror pic I took last month:


The douchebag rating is through the roof on this one.

Wow. You look exactly like someone I know.

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Oh, God. Tweed has entered the "Latino Gangsta" phase. When will it end?

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I had to take a picture with my fake "progs" on so here we are (the picture is a little fuzzy, for some reason)...

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So I was trying to find some things in my bedroom and stumbled upon my pictures from Italy/Greece 2006. I decided to go through them and found some old favorites. Since I'm bored, I'll post two here. Forgive the rather poor quality of the photos (due to my bad printer/scanner) and the fact that the pictures are super big...






This is me looking sort of pissed off outside of the Vatican Museums. Not exactly the most interesting stuff.




Me in Pompeii

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Pompeii is seriously the hottest place I've ever been (and I've been to Mexico 3 times).  I swear it had to be like 120 degrees when I was there. By the look on your face in that picture, I'll bet it was the same when you were there.

Absolutely! I remember that day. Well, I really remember it for other reasons (it was the day after the World Cup win. I'd upload those photos but there aren't many. I was too busy celebrating and didn't bother taking pictures). But, yeah, that place is like Hell temperature wise. I'll note that while I'm obviously tanner in my Pompeii photo, the color is messed up just a bit.

During my most recent trip, it was even worse. We were there during a horrible heat wave (it was hitting almost 100 degrees in Milan). I remember times when we had to dress up for some events and I was absolutely miserable because I'd be literally soaking wet with sweat.

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wow... Italian Stallion in those white pants...

They were khaki shorts. 

I would never wear white pants. Never.

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I'm not really fair skinned and I actually prefer the heat but dealing with 90+ weather for two weeks is just too much.

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Your people aren't able to deal with that type of heat. 

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But since you mentioned the color being a bit off prior to my comment, I'll let it slide. 

Actually, they're white khaki shorts.

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Here goes:

Not too surprising but I really did expect you to be younger. 

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  To me, he fits the East Coast New Jersey stereotype.

Kind of dago looking? Yeah.

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  To me, he fits the East Coast New Jersey stereotype.

Kind of dago looking? Yeah.

I actually had to look that up. 

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Dago? Uh....

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Why do we congratulate the father. The only he did is to **** his wife months before. The mother was pregnant during 9 months and went through the birth.

I remember my Mom once going on about how I "came out of her." I appropriately responded, "Well, that wouldn't have meant much if Dad didn't put me in." 

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Why do we congratulate the father. The only he did is to **** his wife months before. The mother was pregnant during 9 months and went through the birth.

I remember my Mom once going on about how I "came out of her." I appropriately responded, "Well, that wouldn't have meant much if Dad didn't put me in." 

I try to avoid such conversations with my mother

It isn't some topic of conversation; it just came up. I don't go looking for conversations about my Mom's pregnancy. 

  To me, he fits the East Coast New Jersey stereotype.

Kind of dago looking? Yeah.

I actually had to look that up. 

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Dago? Uh....

We don't have many Italians in Minnesota.  I only knew the word from Harry Turtledove books.

I know but I figured you'd at least know the most common term to use when referring to the aliens. 

It is not like that fathers are bothered to make a children. That not supposed to be painful.

Note: If it is painful for you, a man, when you try to do a children, go see a doctor quickly.

I know that. My point is that I don't like the argument that women basically mean more in the process/men shouldn't have much of a say just because they don't carry the child.

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Naso's bringing back his 2004 poof! Love it!