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Lunar
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« Reply #25 on: March 15, 2009, 01:06:50 PM »

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Filuwaúrdjan
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« Reply #26 on: March 15, 2009, 02:00:03 PM »

There's something to be said for being "boring and reliable".  Its a well-respected person in society.

Of course!  But I don't like society so I tend to be attracted to people who are sociopathic. 
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« Reply #27 on: March 15, 2009, 04:22:14 PM »


Oh yes, I did.  Whats the other half? Real Italian?

Tongue

My Dad's side is from Campania (around Naples).

Real Italian then.





Oh yes, I did.  Whats the other half? Real Italian?

Tongue

My Dad's side is from Campania (around Naples).

Real Italian then.

Ok, even if my Sicilian is "Fake Italian," I'm still 50% "Real Italian." You're...what...25%?


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« Reply #28 on: March 15, 2009, 09:22:42 PM »

Dumb.  Like any real man, I prefer to confront someone when I have a problem with them, not pull stupid third-grader crap like this.  If you don't have the balls to call someone out in person, then don't bother keeping your penis.



Here we see Fezzy after being short-changed at a McDonalds.
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« Reply #29 on: March 16, 2009, 07:00:53 AM »

Lunar said you to slap her until she stops, but he deleted his message...

some brilliance is temporary
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« Reply #30 on: March 16, 2009, 07:01:19 AM »


Probably the best post in the history of the forum.
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« Reply #31 on: March 16, 2009, 05:00:11 PM »
« Edited: March 16, 2009, 05:02:50 PM by Keystone Phil »

Maybe a little too graphic but here's a response in my "Obama vs. D'Amato 2008" thread...


If we wanted to run an old guy, we could have at least had a lot of fun with it.  Tongue

How do you think this would have played out?

Bloodier for the GOP then a virgin's panties on prom night.
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« Reply #32 on: March 16, 2009, 05:06:26 PM »

I like this post.

Sweden denies woman to change her last name to "Dark Knight"

GOOD!
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« Reply #33 on: March 16, 2009, 09:42:53 PM »

Even better response from my thread...

The D'Amato of yesteryear arises for one last campaign, with his biting wit and soaring oratory, and D'Amatomania runs rampant.
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« Reply #34 on: March 16, 2009, 11:47:43 PM »

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« Reply #35 on: March 17, 2009, 10:41:06 AM »

History will redeem him...coming from a guy that strongly opposed the Stimulus (and Specter's vote for it is why he is so unpopular now/why Toomey is running), admits that he doesn't like Specter that much anymore because of it, etc.

No mere man is without flaws, and Arlen Specter has many flaws.  His stimulus vote was damaging to the reputation and morale of moderate Republicans everywhere - but I refuse to sacrifice any more good soldiers to the bonfire of partisan purity. 

... Then they came for the Jews, and I didn't speak up because I was not a Jew.  Then they came for the trade unionists, and I didn't speak up because I was not a trade unionist.  Then they came for the Catholics, and I didn't speak up because I was not a Catholic.  Then they came for me, and by that time there was no one left to speak up.

Probably a fair number of GOPers would like to burn Arlen after he loses his primary, haha, but probably not that many.
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« Reply #36 on: March 17, 2009, 07:18:20 PM »

Laugh all you like, but I read some well-sourced info on Democratic Underground that the PNAC were all part of some Masonic order. In addition to control they wanted to eliminate one of their enemies (Saddam) and hoped to discredit the Catholic Church as one of their primary goals has always been destruction of it (Of course I doubt Protestants would fare much better under their regime considering the deistic sort of religion they want to replace it with.)
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« Reply #37 on: March 18, 2009, 01:43:20 AM »

That's awesome. I was worried before I opened the thread that it was going to be sad, but this is pretty much the opposite. Congratulations!

And, your duties to your family far supercedes your duties to the Atlas community.

But your duty to America supercedes all of that, so name him George Walker or her Laura.

Wouldn't be funny if a Democrat said it.
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« Reply #38 on: March 18, 2009, 02:59:57 AM »

clck4cntxt

I'll let the Southern Poverty Law Center know.
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« Reply #39 on: March 18, 2009, 05:28:50 PM »

Bloomberg is a Zionist Bankster shill and it sickens me you would put him in the same category as an American Patriot like Perot.
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« Reply #40 on: March 18, 2009, 07:27:55 PM »

Accidentally, of course.  It feel out of my pocket while I was peeing.  I don't know if it still works or not, since the batteries came out on contact and got flushed.  The disk with the pictures is ok, and I transferred all of the pictures to my laptop if it comes to that.  Hopefully I'll find some new batteries, put them in, and it'll be fine.
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« Reply #41 on: March 18, 2009, 09:22:04 PM »

Well... I don't know about the rest of you, but I feel safer already.
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« Reply #42 on: March 19, 2009, 12:58:23 PM »

Whoops, I read the question in my mind as "Are BRTD's polls thoughtless bouts of wankery?" and automatically voted "yes."
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« Reply #43 on: March 19, 2009, 01:18:47 PM »

.  You do not want to enter the pussy "friend zone".  That means NO BUTT! 

Dude, you live in San Diego?   Forget this girl and drive down to Tijuana.


How many "roses" does it cost down there?  Should he be "420 Friendly" as well?
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« Reply #44 on: March 20, 2009, 01:34:56 AM »

epic, c4context

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« Reply #45 on: March 20, 2009, 01:45:26 AM »

Bloomberg is a Zionist Bankster shill and it sickens me you would put him in the same category as an American Patriot like Perot.

That just looks like one of his generic comments to me.
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« Reply #46 on: March 20, 2009, 01:59:24 AM »

Yeah Geitner was also a dirty Zionist today too
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« Reply #47 on: March 20, 2009, 12:57:07 PM »

There has been much talk about Mitt Romney being, at this point in time, the front runner for the GOP Presidential nomination for 2012.

Since the recemt Rush Limbaugh speech, there has been talk that he should be the nominee in 2012.

Would you prefer Romney, Limbaugh, or someone else to be the GOP Presidential nominee for 2012?

Please vote and discuss, if you like.


Decisions, decisions...
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« Reply #48 on: March 20, 2009, 01:06:52 PM »

Bloomberg is a Zionist Bankster shill and it sickens me you would put him in the same category as an American Patriot like Perot.

That just looks like one of his generic comments to me.

Still funny.
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« Reply #49 on: March 20, 2009, 03:22:58 PM »

Just remember Naso that you don't have to volunteer personal information, and if they ask you don't have to tell.  Just a tip.
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