Comedy Goldmine X: You Can't Swagger Like Us

[Keystone Phil]

Great name.

[Keystone Phil]

Sure.  I guess technically I am one myself, though really only about 1-2% non hetero.

you like ladyboys and you only consider yourself 1-2% non-hetero?

Yeah, in the sense that I choose a ladyboy for only around 1-2% of sexual acts.  Its really just a pleasant novelty, I partake of rarely - like Macadamia nuts.

I was just going to add this one. The "Macadamia nuts" reference was absolutely classic.

[Keystone Phil]

Maybe a little too graphic but here's a response in my "Obama vs. D'Amato 2008" thread...

If we wanted to run an old guy, we could have at least had a lot of fun with it. 

How do you think this would have played out?

Bloodier for the GOP then a virgin's panties on prom night.

[Keystone Phil]

Even better response from my thread...

The D'Amato of yesteryear arises for one last campaign, with his biting wit and soaring oratory, and D'Amatomania runs rampant.

[Keystone Phil]

There has been much talk about Mitt Romney being, at this point in time, the front runner for the GOP Presidential nomination for 2012.

Since the recemt Rush Limbaugh speech, there has been talk that he should be the nominee in 2012.

Would you prefer Romney, Limbaugh, or someone else to be the GOP Presidential nominee for 2012?

Please vote and discuss, if you like.

Decisions, decisions...

[Keystone Phil]

8 beers, 3 shots of Whisky, a sprained wrist (for punching the wall), and an hour of crying later, I was out.


Wake Forest is the biggest motherf**king group of lazy ass n**gers I have never seen. What an embarrassment to the school, the fans and the students. Never have I put so much effort into a team to see them piss it all away.  them all. I hope they all go pro so we can get some fresh blood in there. Fire Dino too., We need a real coach now. We're a national joke. FML.

LOL

You have to love spoiled, rich kid tantrums! How long until Duke tries to justify bringing back slavery to have them work on his estate?

[Keystone Phil]

This one wins the thread...

Beethoven's "Eroica" Symphony

[Keystone Phil]

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[Keystone Phil]

Also, I doubt that Pat Robertson would endorse a ticket with Giuliani as presidential nominee.

[Keystone Phil]

I have no idea what this is supposed to mean but it's hilarious...

...I strongly doubt that if unions just disappeared things like weekends & 8-hour work days would disappear without massive public uprising occurring as a result.

Ok, my first point to you, you absurd ostrich...

...like the bird?

[Keystone Phil]

I have no idea what this is supposed to mean but it's hilarious...

...I strongly doubt that if unions just disappeared things like weekends & 8-hour work days would disappear without massive public uprising occurring as a result.

Ok, my first point to you, you absurd ostrich...

...like the bird?

Read on... he's claiming that PiT's head is in the sand.

Ugh. Now it makes sense. I wanted it to be totally off the wall. 

[Keystone Phil]

Precisely my intention Supersoulty.. a little humorous delay. 

LOL

This one belongs here because of the "mistake."

[Keystone Phil]

He's a flamer because...he's making a weird face? 

He's making that face at you, Phil... that's how we know. 

Whether it's Rick's dick or Schock's cock, Phil is in for a long night.

Yeah, that one prompted one of the best LOL's in awhile.

Of course, you only posted it because love any opportunity to try to annoy me. Sorry that it didn't work this time.

[Keystone Phil]

Perhaps you should let well enough alone instead of trying to get the last word all the time?

Get over your little obsession and we got a deal, kid!

[Keystone Phil]

But please, respond to this too, I'm sure you'll have another reason I'm so lame.

I won't give you that satisfaction.   

[Keystone Phil]

I'm not trolling, though honestly it can easily come across that way because I've lost the interest in actually trying to get through to you. You're just a more grounded and coherent Coburn in 2012 with a tens of thousands of posts that somehow gained you a perverted sense of seniority. With every post you bring a new sarcastic comment, a new insult, a new dismissal, and you're insistent on making sure you get the last punch.

I when this happens every couple of days or so. Such a sad case.

My favorite part was the "perverted sense of seniority." Yes, Marokai, that's what this is about. I'm a senior member here. Bow down and kiss my ring. 

[Keystone Phil]

And he accuses me of having the obsession and trying to irritate him. Seriously.

In response to everything you've said about me, pal.