Comedy Goldmine XI: The Atlas Forum Demilitarized Zone

[The Man From G.O.P.]

Hereby known as AFDMZ


The flame war that erupted in the last few pages in CGX has led me to declare it null and void, we need to move on with our lives, and respect the rules of the Comedy Goldmine.

Violators will walk the minefields.

[Marokai Backbeat]

Powell or Rice would be OK.. won't happen in our lifetimes though.

A blast from the past.

[RIP Robert H Bork]

From the thread mentioned in the last post:

I'd like Richardson if he were a Republican.

I like Colin Powell and Condoleeza Rice, but I don't think either one of them would ever run.

Harold Ford may be one of the better minority prospects, but I don't know that much about him, other than that he seems to have maybe too good a talent for self promotion.

I have heard good things about Obama Baraka, but I know relatively little about him other than that he is running for Senator from Illinois.  He is half white and half African (as opposed to African-American), so he doesn't quite fit the "minority" mold, but I guess he would pass under the "one drop" rule that many people have unfortunately adopted from the old southern bigots.

I absolutely loathe Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson and most of the members of the Congressional black caucus.

[Kaine for Senate '18]

Here's one that's even remotely recent!

Whites(mainly the Brittish) may of started imperialism but it was Zionist Bankers who made their fortune financing it and now they are the ones who run things. Some call it the New World Order

[The Man From G.O.P.]

I've always had a soft spot for the great American term "Brittish"

[Purple State]

I like this one:

There's no point trying to reason with him on this. He's a drooling, deranged, end-times/rapture fanatic who gleefully wishes various ghastly things to happen so that he can live in Paradise.

I'll bet my Messiah comes before his Messiah.

You must have missed the memo. Obama's been here for a while now.

The "him" from Al is jmfsct

[Lunar]

wtf wtf

[they don't love you like i love you]

Thank you Stark. Thank you for proving my point about Nader being a fascist.

I can't wait to see Gully try to spin this.

I thought you were a huge Nader fan? How is Nader a fascist?

[RIP Robert H Bork]

     No more than $0.

I knew someone would say that!

[Filuwaúrdjan]

I think he'll find a way to see himself out of this...

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Now get lost.

pwned.

[Joe Republic]

Difficult choice, but S-xless love. (It doesn't mean I can't have s-x on the side with someone else ) I would just have the relationship FDR had with Eleanor Roosevelt, love for each other, but no s-x.

n--e c----e d--e, - a---e w--h y-u a------h i-m n-t s--e y-u c-n h--e s-x o-----e o- m------e i- t--s s------o...... -u--!

[Marokai Backbeat]

by Caroline Glick

I grew up in Chicago's ultra-liberal, anti-American and anti-Israel stronghold of Hyde Park. Hyde Park's newest famous resident is Barack Obama. He fits right into a neighborhood I couldn't wait to leave.

now, that is an interesting tidbit!  Looks like this Glick chick has Obama pegged.

I'll say! That was the bit where I decided the rest of the article wasn't worth reading..

[Smash255]

Thread on a Bush v Kerry rematch in 08 (repeal of 22nd Amendment)

Bush wins by an even larger margin than in 2004.

[Lunar]

lol at that one.

I like this one for some reason, it's filled with multiple levels of irony:

This is the 1st thing they did in Soviet Russia.

[btw Alcon is still on my crap list for locking my other thread the moment someone says "thread fail" and starts a new one.  I shall destroy Tacoma if I ever get the chance]

[Filuwaúrdjan]

So what did Tedisco do (or Murphy do) to make this race go haywire?

I think Tedisco was just being himself - dull, inarticulate, and ham handed.

And he didn't know how to deal with a Republican Party that pretends the entire Republican electorate is a cross between southern Alabama's and southern Afghanistan's.

[minionofmidas]

by Caroline Glick

I grew up in Chicago's ultra-liberal, anti-American and anti-Israel stronghold of Hyde Park. Hyde Park's newest famous resident is Barack Obama. He fits right into a neighborhood I couldn't wait to leave.

now, that is an interesting tidbit!  Looks like this Glick chick has Obama pegged.

I'll say! That was the bit where I decided the rest of the article wasn't worth reading..

I stopped one sentence earlier.

[they don't love you like i love you]

I stopped one sentence before Lewis. The first sentence was enough to tell me that the article is less worthy of a read than street graffiti.

[YRABNNRM]

F*** you all.  Mississippi has made a far greater impact on American culture than any other state when you consider population, and we're the most charitable state.  I'd much rather live in a state with a reasonable climate, hot women, and the most dollars to charity.

[Kaine for Senate '18]

there is a map of Oklahoma next to the word "Benighted" in the dictionary

[Associate Justice PiT]

Prussian Blue - "Skinhead Boy"

that's my jam

[Keystone Phil]

there is a map of Oklahoma next to the word "Benighted" in the dictionary

I like Sensei and all but his post only belongs here because it is hilariously similar to jabs thrown by a third grader. 

[Sensei]

there is a map of Oklahoma next to the word "Benighted" in the dictionary

I like Sensei and all but his post only belongs here because it is hilariously similar to jabs thrown by a third grader. 

as was the intent

[Lunar]

https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=94344.0

Just the premise, no posts matter

[minionofmidas]

F*** you all.  Mississippi has made a far greater impact on American culture than any other state when you consider population.

That isn't funny, that's true.

[Filuwaúrdjan]

Who cares? He's bunk, man.

Context needed