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« Reply #150 on: May 09, 2010, 12:14:32 PM »

You keep me entertained and you keep many of our federal institutions accountable. Luck for your reelection bid.


Yea, that reminds me. I have been meaning to ask you why there was no oil spill or floods in Tennessee. You making me bored. Sad Give us carnage, Give us mayhem, Give us bodies!!! Evil

The tragedy of having real world natural disasters around finals time. I figured I wouldn't have the time to properly develop the story, nor would other people have the time to focus on the issue.

Not to mention, I am trying to avoid appearances of impropriety in my presidential campaign by sticking with analyses, requested items and measurable data in the OGM. That said, I don't want you all to be bored because I happen to be running for office. Once this week is over and I'm done with tests and papers I will whip something up special for you Yank.
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« Reply #151 on: May 09, 2010, 01:07:10 PM »
« Edited: May 09, 2010, 01:11:15 PM by Senator North Carolina Yankee (AFL-CIO-NC) »

You keep me entertained and you keep many of our federal institutions accountable. Luck for your reelection bid.


Yea, that reminds me. I have been meaning to ask you why there was no oil spill or floods in Tennessee. You making me bored. Sad Give us carnage, Give us mayhem, Give us bodies!!! Evil

The tragedy of having real world natural disasters around finals time. I figured I wouldn't have the time to properly develop the story, nor would other people have the time to focus on the issue.

Not to mention, I am trying to avoid appearances of impropriety in my presidential campaign by sticking with analyses, requested items and measurable data in the OGM. That said, I don't want you all to be bored because I happen to be running for office. Once this week is over and I'm done with tests and papers I will whip something up special for you Yank.

Yea, I am starting to slip, I need help to actually make a fool of myself now. Tongue I can't wait.

What impropriety? You are essentially unopposed, The only real declared opposition is from the Left and that top of the ticket has been kidnapped, raped, and murdered by the bottom of the ticket. 
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« Reply #152 on: May 09, 2010, 01:40:58 PM »

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« Reply #153 on: May 09, 2010, 01:42:44 PM »

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« Reply #154 on: May 09, 2010, 03:42:07 PM »

Be aware, Yank, Gporter is surely aiming at your seat.
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« Reply #155 on: May 09, 2010, 03:46:39 PM »

I'll see you in hell Yankee.

(cue evil laughter)

If there is one thing I don't regret about my move to the Southeast it will be the immense erotic pleasure I will get by helping vote you out of office. (move to Midwest becomes official at the end of June......beyoch!!!!)

Your days are numbered.
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« Reply #156 on: May 09, 2010, 03:56:25 PM »

I'll see you in hell Yankee.

(cue evil laughter)

If there is one thing I don't regret about my move to the Southeast it will be the immense erotic pleasure I will get by helping vote you out of office. (move to Midwest becomes official at the end of June......beyoch!!!!)

Your days are numbered.

Just realize that? I have known for quite some time. I have a spreadsheet with all the SE voters and who has endorsed me.

Good bye Mechaman, one nut to another. Say hello to Coburn and Inhofe for me, make sure to thank them for their distinguished service. Tongue

Lol, he would probably kill them both.
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« Reply #157 on: May 09, 2010, 04:27:42 PM »

I'll see you in hell Yankee.

(cue evil laughter)

If there is one thing I don't regret about my move to the Southeast it will be the immense erotic pleasure I will get by helping vote you out of office. (move to Midwest becomes official at the end of June......beyoch!!!!)

Your days are numbered.

Just realize that? I have known for quite some time. I have a spreadsheet with all the SE voters and who has endorsed me.

Good bye Mechaman, one nut to another. Say hello to Coburn and Inhofe for me, make sure to thank them for their distinguished service. Tongue

Lol, he would probably kill them both.
Is that a lazer gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
I hope sincerely it's not the latter, after all I prefer Kosher.
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« Reply #158 on: May 09, 2010, 04:28:31 PM »

I'll see you in hell Yankee.

(cue evil laughter)

If there is one thing I don't regret about my move to the Southeast it will be the immense erotic pleasure I will get by helping vote you out of office. (move to Midwest becomes official at the end of June......beyoch!!!!)

Your days are numbered.

Just realize that? I have known for quite some time. I have a spreadsheet with all the SE voters and who has endorsed me.

Good bye Mechaman, one nut to another. Say hello to Coburn and Inhofe for me, make sure to thank them for their distinguished service. Tongue

Lol, he would probably kill them both.
Is that a lazer gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
I hope sincerely it's not the latter, after all I prefer Kosher.

Oh, don't bother, Mecha, Yankee's days are counted already, as Gporter will beat him soon Smiley
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« Reply #159 on: May 09, 2010, 04:30:37 PM »

I'll see you in hell Yankee.

(cue evil laughter)

If there is one thing I don't regret about my move to the Southeast it will be the immense erotic pleasure I will get by helping vote you out of office. (move to Midwest becomes official at the end of June......beyoch!!!!)

Your days are numbered.

Just realize that? I have known for quite some time. I have a spreadsheet with all the SE voters and who has endorsed me.

Good bye Mechaman, one nut to another. Say hello to Coburn and Inhofe for me, make sure to thank them for their distinguished service. Tongue

Lol, he would probably kill them both.
Is that a lazer gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
I hope sincerely it's not the latter, after all I prefer Kosher.

Oh, don't bother, Mecha, Yankee's days are counted already, as Gporter will beat him soon Smiley

Sweet Baby Jesus, if GPORTER is his only opposition I would be extremely tempted to vote for Yankee.
I'm serious.
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« Reply #160 on: May 09, 2010, 04:36:40 PM »

I'll see you in hell Yankee.

(cue evil laughter)

If there is one thing I don't regret about my move to the Southeast it will be the immense erotic pleasure I will get by helping vote you out of office. (move to Midwest becomes official at the end of June......beyoch!!!!)

Your days are numbered.

Just realize that? I have known for quite some time. I have a spreadsheet with all the SE voters and who has endorsed me.

Good bye Mechaman, one nut to another. Say hello to Coburn and Inhofe for me, make sure to thank them for their distinguished service. Tongue

Lol, he would probably kill them both.
Is that a lazer gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
I hope sincerely it's not the latter, after all I prefer Kosher.

Oh, don't bother, Mecha, Yankee's days are counted already, as Gporter will beat him soon Smiley

Sweet Baby Jesus, if GPORTER is his only opposition I would be extremely tempted to vote for Yankee.
I'm serious.

Maybe electing Gporter would be the only chance to prevent him from devoting his lack of writing talent in what-if board.

Guys?
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« Reply #161 on: May 09, 2010, 04:46:00 PM »

I'll see you in hell Yankee.

(cue evil laughter)

If there is one thing I don't regret about my move to the Southeast it will be the immense erotic pleasure I will get by helping vote you out of office. (move to Midwest becomes official at the end of June......beyoch!!!!)

Your days are numbered.

Just realize that? I have known for quite some time. I have a spreadsheet with all the SE voters and who has endorsed me.

Good bye Mechaman, one nut to another. Say hello to Coburn and Inhofe for me, make sure to thank them for their distinguished service. Tongue

Lol, he would probably kill them both.
Is that a lazer gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
I hope sincerely it's not the latter, after all I prefer Kosher.

Oh, don't bother, Mecha, Yankee's days are counted already, as Gporter will beat him soon Smiley

Sweet Baby Jesus, if GPORTER is his only opposition I would be extremely tempted to vote for Yankee.
I'm serious.

Maybe electing Gporter would be the only chance to prevent him from devoting his lack of writing talent in what-if board.

Guys?

Well me losing would give me the time I need, genius. So in that case you should vote for me. Tongue
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« Reply #162 on: May 29, 2010, 03:40:12 PM »

For the past week or two I have been busy preparing for exams and finishing up my Senior year. Around next Wednesday I plan to hit the ground running with campaign stops in the following places.


Wednesday,
Nashville, TN
Memphis, TN

Thursday
Nawlins, LA
Biloxi, MS
Mobile, Al

Friday
TBA stomp speech for other Senate candidate
Fundraiser in New York City and Philadelphia

Saturday
Fundraiser in Dallas, TX 
Speech in Houston, TX


Monday
Atlanta, GA
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« Reply #163 on: May 29, 2010, 04:35:51 PM »

What are your views on segregation?
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« Reply #164 on: May 29, 2010, 04:54:05 PM »

I'll be holding an event for you in Charleston, SC - stay tuned.
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« Reply #165 on: May 29, 2010, 04:56:34 PM »


Funny, isn't it? Voting for you would provide none of those things.
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« Reply #166 on: May 29, 2010, 06:06:58 PM »


Thanks for the endorsement. Tongue


Don't you have your own Senate race to worry about?
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« Reply #167 on: May 29, 2010, 06:10:00 PM »

I'll be holding an event for you in Charleston, SC - stay tuned.

I can't wait. Smiley
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« Reply #168 on: May 29, 2010, 06:15:10 PM »


I am 100% opposed to Segregation as a public policy. I see it as one of the most immoral, unethical, unconscionable, unconstitutional, and un-atlasian things that have ever occured, tied with Slavery.
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« Reply #169 on: May 29, 2010, 09:36:32 PM »

What are your views on Gporter 1972 timeline?
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« Reply #170 on: May 29, 2010, 09:44:07 PM »

What are your views on Wake Forest University? Now that you've graduated high school, will you attend WFU? If not, what are your reasons? Will you admit it's God's favorite school?
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« Reply #171 on: May 29, 2010, 09:53:31 PM »

Since I haven't already done this,

endorsed.
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« Reply #172 on: May 29, 2010, 10:21:04 PM »

What are your views on Gporter 1972 timeline?

Haven't read it. Everytime I see the What if board I remember that I promised I would start my TL and yet I am no where near even being able to start.


What are your views on Wake Forest University? Now that you've graduated high school, will you attend WFU? If not, what are your reasons? Will you admit it's God's favorite school?

1) I haven't graduated just yet. June 11th is Graduation.

2) I have made my decision with regards to where I will be going. I will not disclose that at this time.

3) Well I would think that any college that has "FU" has its last two initials would have a hard time getting the All-mighty's endorsement. Just a hunch. Tongue
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« Reply #173 on: May 29, 2010, 10:36:56 PM »

What are your views on Gporter 1972 timeline?

Haven't read it. Everytime I see the What if board I remember that I promised I would start my TL and yet I am no where near even being able to start.

https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=100097.0

Would make an excellent campaign ad if GPORTER decides to run against you, though it starts of with some pretty stunning butterflies, like Nixon winning in 1972.

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« Reply #174 on: May 30, 2010, 07:53:58 AM »

Ok, I guess I need to say this finally.

I'm making cross-regional endorsement for my good friend Yankee. Because:

1. Gporter sucks at life. He's poor in everything and I don't care if he'll run under JCP banner.
2. I'm not Southerastern anyway.
3. Yankee is a nice dude who's not reporting me to moderator when I make parody of a timeline.
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