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Fmr. Pres. Duke
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« on: May 19, 2009, 11:54:27 PM »
Quote from: MaxQue on May 19, 2009, 11:48:44 PM
A drunk governor is called in his own office. I repeat, a drunk governor is called in his own office. Sorry for the inconvenience.

The governor has fallen victim to alcoholism! Perhaps he needs to be recalled!
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Fmr. Pres. Duke
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« Reply #1 on: May 20, 2009, 01:00:32 AM »
Quote from: MaxQue on May 20, 2009, 12:06:16 AM
Quote from: Governor Duke, Dirty South on May 19, 2009, 11:54:27 PM
Quote from: MaxQue on May 19, 2009, 11:48:44 PM
A drunk governor is called in his own office. I repeat, a drunk governor is called in his own office. Sorry for the inconvenience.

The governor has fallen victim to alcoholism! Perhaps he needs to be recalled!

That is not of my business.

Loosen up Maxy. I'm completely sober. It's only a Tuesday night, after all. I'm just messing with you.
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Fmr. Pres. Duke
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« Reply #2 on: October 04, 2009, 05:15:30 PM »
That's too bad. I always support bailing out Wall Street!
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Fmr. Pres. Duke
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« Reply #3 on: October 26, 2009, 05:03:59 PM »
Congratulations on your re-election, Mr. Yankee. With your clear vision, tender face, and heavy hands, the Dirty South is once again in good company with you carrying the flag of our great region. Today, children sing, old men laugh, and college co-eds strip in honor of your return to the Senate. May the Lord Jesus Christ of Nazareth reign showers of riches and glory onto your brow.
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« Reply #4 on: February 18, 2010, 10:08:40 PM »
I just might vote for you. How does your policy on the genocide in franco compare to Mr. Gporter's?
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« Reply #5 on: May 09, 2010, 12:09:00 AM »
I'm here to swiftly endorse your campaign, Senator. Make sure to serve lots of whiskey at your campaign events and watch your crowds swell in size!
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« Reply #6 on: May 29, 2010, 04:54:05 PM »
I'll be holding an event for you in Charleston, SC - stay tuned.
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Fmr. Pres. Duke
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« Reply #7 on: May 29, 2010, 09:44:07 PM »
What are your views on Wake Forest University? Now that you've graduated high school, will you attend WFU? If not, what are your reasons? Will you admit it's God's favorite school?
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Fmr. Pres. Duke
AHDuke99
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« Reply #8 on: June 05, 2010, 01:49:34 AM »
When do you want to come to charleston? Spoleto is going on this month, so you're sure to have plenty of tourists in attendance. You'll need it. Your poll numbers are looking week. Tongue
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Fmr. Pres. Duke
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« Reply #9 on: June 07, 2010, 09:49:31 PM »
Charleston, SC - Good evening, friends. As I stand here, overlooking the harbor, the gentle breeze blowing against my face and the smell of pluff mud filling my nostrils, I can only think of one thing, and one thing only, getting Senator Yankee reelected. You guessed it! I am eating, drinking and sleeping this wish, and the only way to fulfill it is for all of you to follow my lead and vote for Yank come election day. Otherwise, our borders will be overrun with illegal immigrants that yours truly wants to give amnesty to. Yankee is our only hope! Plus, I think you all would be unhappy if your favorite son was unhappy, amirite?

Understand the sacrifice I am making, standing up there today. Not only is Yankee my superior, he’s also better looking, drinks less, and is a smarter, more approachable version of me. He’s also better with the kids. You’d think I’d be jealous, but I’m not. It’s a pleasure to be underneath Senator Yankee. Wink

All jokes aside, it’s important we get him back into the Senate. I’m no war horse as I’m just beginning my second term, but Yankee has shown the competence, ability to work with others, and dedication needed to be in the chamber. I can always count on him for support, except when I introduce pinko-commie bills, which I occasionally do. Then, he rightfully rebukes me.

In a country where the right is struggling to find its voice or even a legitimate source of a challenge to the left, Yankee provides that. Agree with him or not, he always provides thoughtful, rational explanations for his positions, and that is a quality we all must respect and recognize when so many of our counterparts rely on talking points as opposed to actual positions.

Please join me in voting for my good friend NC Yankee come election time! Trust me and you will not be disappointed!
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Fmr. Pres. Duke
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« Reply #10 on: September 11, 2010, 12:22:02 PM »
Endorsed.
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Fmr. Pres. Duke
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« Reply #11 on: September 27, 2010, 07:35:03 PM »
Duke PAC would like to announce it raised $7.5M for Senator Yankee in his reelection bid. We now present you with this check.
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Fmr. Pres. Duke
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« Reply #12 on: January 18, 2011, 10:56:07 PM »
Stop it. This isn't good for my heart condition.
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Fmr. Pres. Duke
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« Reply #13 on: May 24, 2011, 11:16:19 PM »
You're on the Edge of Glory! #LadyGaga
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Fmr. Pres. Duke
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« Reply #14 on: June 20, 2011, 11:09:22 PM »
Reach for the stars! And if you don't grab them, at least you're on top of the world!
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« Reply #15 on: October 19, 2011, 06:53:52 PM »
I forgot to endorse you. Sorry. Tongue
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Fmr. Pres. Duke
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« Reply #16 on: February 16, 2012, 11:04:35 PM »
I miss when we made joint appearances.
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