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Kalwejt
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« on: May 09, 2010, 03:42:07 PM »
Be aware, Yank, Gporter is surely aiming at your seat.
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Kalwejt
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« Reply #1 on: May 09, 2010, 04:28:31 PM »
Quote from: David Lee Roth on May 09, 2010, 04:27:42 PM
Quote from: Senator North Carolina Yankee (AFL-CIO-NC) on May 09, 2010, 03:56:25 PM
Quote from: David Lee Roth on May 09, 2010, 03:46:39 PM
I'll see you in hell Yankee.

(cue evil laughter)

If there is one thing I don't regret about my move to the Southeast it will be the immense erotic pleasure I will get by helping vote you out of office. (move to Midwest becomes official at the end of June......beyoch!!!!)

Your days are numbered.

Just realize that? I have known for quite some time. I have a spreadsheet with all the SE voters and who has endorsed me.

Good bye Mechaman, one nut to another. Say hello to Coburn and Inhofe for me, make sure to thank them for their distinguished service. Tongue

Lol, he would probably kill them both.
Is that a lazer gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
I hope sincerely it's not the latter, after all I prefer Kosher.

Oh, don't bother, Mecha, Yankee's days are counted already, as Gporter will beat him soon Smiley
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Kalwejt
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« Reply #2 on: May 09, 2010, 04:36:40 PM »
Quote from: David Lee Roth on May 09, 2010, 04:30:37 PM
Quote from: Little Polaqi Dictator, ug ug ug on May 09, 2010, 04:28:31 PM
Quote from: David Lee Roth on May 09, 2010, 04:27:42 PM
Quote from: Senator North Carolina Yankee (AFL-CIO-NC) on May 09, 2010, 03:56:25 PM
Quote from: David Lee Roth on May 09, 2010, 03:46:39 PM
I'll see you in hell Yankee.

(cue evil laughter)

If there is one thing I don't regret about my move to the Southeast it will be the immense erotic pleasure I will get by helping vote you out of office. (move to Midwest becomes official at the end of June......beyoch!!!!)

Your days are numbered.

Just realize that? I have known for quite some time. I have a spreadsheet with all the SE voters and who has endorsed me.

Good bye Mechaman, one nut to another. Say hello to Coburn and Inhofe for me, make sure to thank them for their distinguished service. Tongue

Lol, he would probably kill them both.
Is that a lazer gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
I hope sincerely it's not the latter, after all I prefer Kosher.

Oh, don't bother, Mecha, Yankee's days are counted already, as Gporter will beat him soon Smiley

Sweet Baby Jesus, if GPORTER is his only opposition I would be extremely tempted to vote for Yankee.
I'm serious.

Maybe electing Gporter would be the only chance to prevent him from devoting his lack of writing talent in what-if board.

Guys?
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Kalwejt
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« Reply #3 on: May 29, 2010, 04:35:51 PM »
What are your views on segregation?
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Kalwejt
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« Reply #4 on: May 29, 2010, 09:36:32 PM »
What are your views on Gporter 1972 timeline?
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Kalwejt
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« Reply #5 on: May 30, 2010, 07:53:58 AM »
Ok, I guess I need to say this finally.

I'm making cross-regional endorsement for my good friend Yankee. Because:

1. Gporter sucks at life. He's poor in everything and I don't care if he'll run under JCP banner.
2. I'm not Southerastern anyway.
3. Yankee is a nice dude who's not reporting me to moderator when I make parody of a timeline.
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Kalwejt
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« Reply #6 on: May 31, 2010, 06:09:18 AM »
Quote from: Barnes on May 30, 2010, 03:43:29 PM
I will also be endorsing Yankee. We may disagree on most issues, but, he's always willing to at least listen to the other side. And anyway, it's not like he's going to get defeated. Tongue Wink

That what people said about Martha Cloakey!!!!!!!
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Kalwejt
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« Reply #7 on: May 31, 2010, 03:49:28 PM »
Quote from: Senator North Carolina Yankee (AFL-CIO-NC) on May 31, 2010, 12:54:05 PM
Quote from: Jânio Quadros on May 31, 2010, 06:09:18 AM
Quote from: Barnes on May 30, 2010, 03:43:29 PM
I will also be endorsing Yankee. We may disagree on most issues, but, he's always willing to at least listen to the other side. And anyway, it's not like he's going to get defeated. Tongue Wink

That what people said about Martha Cloakey!!!!!!!

If I am Coakley, that means you are the guy who gets shoved to the ground. Tongue

And Gporter will win in upset.
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Kalwejt
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« Reply #8 on: September 10, 2010, 02:45:28 PM »
What a suprising announcement!
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Kalwejt
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« Reply #9 on: September 10, 2010, 04:17:02 PM »
Since Gporter is likely your opponent anyway...

Endorsed.
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Kalwejt
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« Reply #10 on: September 24, 2010, 06:04:47 PM »
Yank, now you have my 200% cross-regional and cross-party endorsement.
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Kalwejt
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« Reply #11 on: September 25, 2010, 07:38:33 PM »
Quote from: The Demon's Façade on September 25, 2010, 07:31:51 PM
Campaign Ad-

I am NC Yankee and I approve this message


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Old Man #2: More innactivity, incompetent Gov't officials
Old Man #1: Whose is going to have to deal with the consequences?
Young Woman: You're looking at her!
Old Man #1: We need someone who fight who will hold these people accountable.
Young Woman: Thats why I'm supporting NC Yankee, he thinks like we do
Old Man #2: He is fighting to hold the officials accountable
Old Man #1: And prodding the Senate to be more active
Old Man #2: NC Yankee it is
Old Man #1: Got that right


The Yankee for Senate Campaign is responsible for this advertisement

You can have me appear as well, lol.
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Kalwejt
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« Reply #12 on: October 06, 2010, 08:05:07 AM »
Quote from: The Demon's Manifestation on October 03, 2010, 11:53:31 PM
Ladies and Gentleman if you have any questions, my door is open. Smiley

VK Reporter: Sir, are you worried about Mr. SPC, making a noinses about his mysterious internal poll, where he claims to have a lead?
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Kalwejt
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« Reply #13 on: October 17, 2010, 08:10:22 PM »
To your credit, you're now the only person which is trying to move lazy Senators asses.
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Kalwejt
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« Reply #14 on: October 26, 2010, 08:05:41 PM »
Damn... my late "congrats".
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Kalwejt
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« Reply #15 on: January 11, 2011, 02:56:36 PM »
Endorsed (in you run)
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Kalwejt
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« Reply #16 on: January 14, 2011, 04:54:49 PM »
I fully support your reelection as well, although you certainly don't need my embarrassing support.

Truth is, you're one of the most effective and dedicated members of the Senate and entire Atlasia would suffer, if you quit.
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Kalwejt
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« Reply #17 on: January 24, 2011, 05:29:41 PM »
Endorsed, naturally.
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Kalwejt
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« Reply #18 on: January 25, 2011, 07:51:47 PM »
Yankee, if reelected, will you pledge to bang at least 15 interns during your entire term?
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Kalwejt
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« Reply #19 on: February 13, 2011, 02:20:44 AM »
Post a pic of your girlfriend, pliz!
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Kalwejt
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« Reply #20 on: February 13, 2011, 03:13:58 AM »

All right, let's try other way.

Yankee, would you post a pic of your girlfriend?
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Kalwejt
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« Reply #21 on: February 13, 2011, 07:36:38 PM »

Why? What are you want to hide? How can we trust you?
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Kalwejt
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« Reply #22 on: February 20, 2011, 06:24:03 PM »
Now, I'm your colleague Evil
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Kalwejt
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« Reply #23 on: May 25, 2011, 07:46:06 AM »
Endorsed, naturally.
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Kalwejt
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« Reply #24 on: June 20, 2011, 08:34:58 PM »

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