Mark Sanford goes missing

[Eraserhead]

He just admitted to it. He had an affair. They are dropping like flies now.

Even more importantly, he started crying, essentially admitted to lying about where he was and gave one of the most bizarre rants I've ever seen.

[Wiz in Wis]

"This is Gold Jerry... GOLD!"

[??????????]

"This is Gold Jerry... GOLD!"

Yeah, real classy to cheer for a mans family being broken up. Jerkoff.

[Edu]

Yep, a trip to Buenos Aires, Really "exotic" LOL

It was all a bit suspicious, didn't the wife said that Sanford wanted time alone to write or something? then he's hiking in the Appalachians and then he's here in Buenos Aires doing "exotic" tourisim?

I feel really sorry for his family though

[Eraserhead]

"This is Gold Jerry... GOLD!"

Yeah, real classy to cheer for a mans family being broken up. Jerkoff.

Hmm, why do I feel like you'd probably have a different reaction if this happened to a liberal?

[??????????]

"This is Gold Jerry... GOLD!"

Yeah, real classy to cheer for a mans family being broken up. Jerkoff.

Hmm, why do I feel like you'd probably have a different reaction if this happened to a liberal?

Um, no fool.

[Wiz in Wis]

"This is Gold Jerry... GOLD!"

Yeah, real classy to cheer for a mans family being broken up. Jerkoff.

Who broke that family up? He did... Now he's weeping on national TV cause he got caught...

Freaking hilarious.

[© tweed]

lol

[ilikeverin]

Take out the whole "it was an affair" thing and it seems like a decent romantic comedy could be made out of this entire situation.

"What started as innocent emails between a southern gentleman and an exotic Argentinian tango dancer... soon become the love of a lifetime.  The Appalachian Trail.  Coming to theaters Fall 2010."

[YRABNNRM]

Wow.

Two GOP sex scandals in two weeks.

[© tweed]

I don't have a problem with the affair, really, just that he is so horrible at it

[Bleeding heart conservative, HTMLdon]

*facepalm*

Two GOP sex scandals in two weeks.

At least they were with women this time.

[??????????]

"This is Gold Jerry... GOLD!"

Yeah, real classy to cheer for a mans family being broken up. Jerkoff.

Who broke that family up? He did... Now he's weeping on national TV cause he got caught...

Freaking hilarious.

Hey, lets hope it happens to you. That way I can laugh at your ignorant ass. Quit attacking like a dumb twat.

[Holmes]

At least it wasn't on taxpayer dollars.

3...2...1...

[Wiz in Wis]

"This is Gold Jerry... GOLD!"

Yeah, real classy to cheer for a mans family being broken up. Jerkoff.

Who broke that family up? He did... Now he's weeping on national TV cause he got caught...

Freaking hilarious.

Hey, lets hope it happens to you. That way I can laugh at your ignorant ass. Quit attacking like a dumb twat.

If I run for Governor of Wisconsin on a Family Values Christian platform, travel to Chile and have an affair... then States, you can laugh all you want... and you should.

[Eraserhead]

"This is Gold Jerry... GOLD!"

Yeah, real classy to cheer for a mans family being broken up. Jerkoff.

Hmm, why do I feel like you'd probably have a different reaction if this happened to a liberal?

Um, no fool.

Yeah, I'm sure you were real distressed over Clinton's family, jackass.

[Keystone Phil]

"This is Gold Jerry... GOLD!"

Yeah, real classy to cheer for a mans family being broken up. Jerkoff.

Hmm, why do I feel like you'd probably have a different reaction if this happened to a liberal?

Um, no fool.

Yeah, I'm sure you were real distressed over Clinton's family, jackass.

He didn't have to be distressed but that doesn't mean he was cheering and laughing about it, jackass.

[Eraserhead]

"This is Gold Jerry... GOLD!"

Yeah, real classy to cheer for a mans family being broken up. Jerkoff.

Hmm, why do I feel like you'd probably have a different reaction if this happened to a liberal?

Um, no fool.

Yeah, I'm sure you were real distressed over Clinton's family, jackass.

He didn't have to be distressed but that doesn't mean he was cheering and laughing about it, jackass.

I'm not laughing or cheering, you clown.

[Keystone Phil]

"This is Gold Jerry... GOLD!"

Yeah, real classy to cheer for a mans family being broken up. Jerkoff.

Hmm, why do I feel like you'd probably have a different reaction if this happened to a liberal?

Um, no fool.

Yeah, I'm sure you were real distressed over Clinton's family, jackass.

He didn't have to be distressed but that doesn't mean he was cheering and laughing about it, jackass.

I'm not laughing or cheering, you clown.

I never said you were.

[Landslide Lyndon]

"This is Gold Jerry... GOLD!"

Yeah, real classy to cheer for a mans family being broken up. Jerkoff.

Hmm, why do I feel like you'd probably have a different reaction if this happened to a liberal?

Um, no fool.

Yeah, I'm sure you were real distressed over Clinton's family, jackass.

He didn't have to be distressed but that doesn't mean he was cheering and laughing about it, jackass.

This is really not the point. As I mentioned in the other Sanford thread when Spitzer got caught the NY Republicans vowed to impeach him if he didn't resign.

Now that Sanford says that he will stay put, what will be the reaction of their SC counterparts?
Let's not forget, we aren't talking here about Rockefeller Republicans/Northeastern RINOs here.
We are talking about the heart of the Bible Belt and the Family Values crowd.

P.S.

Hilarious.

[Eraserhead]

Wow, Fox really just doesn't give a damn at this point.

[Keystone Phil]

"This is Gold Jerry... GOLD!"

Yeah, real classy to cheer for a mans family being broken up. Jerkoff.

Hmm, why do I feel like you'd probably have a different reaction if this happened to a liberal?

Um, no fool.

Yeah, I'm sure you were real distressed over Clinton's family, jackass.

He didn't have to be distressed but that doesn't mean he was cheering and laughing about it, jackass.

This is really not the point. As I mentioned in the other Sanford thread when Spitzer got caught the NY Republicans vowed to impeach him if he didn't resign.

I think Sanford ought to resign as well but not because of an affair. I didn't think Clinton should have been impeached because of an affair either. Sanford ought to resign because he (or his office) lied about where he was and he left the state and the damn country without letting anyone know.

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And as a social conservative, I don't believe people should have to resign because they make a mistake. I might not like the affair but that's not an impeachable offense. Spitzer should have been impeached (if he didn't resign) because he was frequenting a prostitute (just as I believe Vitter should have resigned and really ought to receive a primary challenge in 2010). Sanford should resign or be impeached because he lied and had total disregard for his duties as Governor.

[True Federalist (진정한 연방 주의자)]

Why do I see the Capitol Steps singing about this to the tune of Don't Cry for Me Argentina in the near future?

[Reaganfan]

Huckabee
Romney
Palin
Pawlenty
Ensign
Gingrich*
Barbour
Sanford

*Past peccadilloes, been known for decades

[justfollowingtheelections]

you're being ridiculous... His political career will be over in 2010 anyway so why would I care. 

Well, you're also the type to think that any Republican will go down to Obama in 2012 so why not really dirty them up in the process?

This was Phil's response when I said he had an affair.  Will this a-hole shut the FU once and for all?  I've had enough of his crap and I'm sure I'm not the only one.