Senate Office of NC Yankee (Statement on Constitution)

[Rowan]

Ah, the glory days when our fine region had an inebriated Governor stumbling around his office on Tuesday nights.

Now you are making even me Nostalgic for the good old days before there was Hamilton, before there was a Tmth, before there was a President Lief, and before I went nuts.

There is nothing wrong with me, Tmth, or even Lief, for that matter.

Things were simpler and I was happier, thats my point.

Things were simpler. That doesn't make them better.

Any time without you is better.

[Хahar 🤔]

The most I have ever done with a black girl is lap dances and I don't intend to go further.

Asians are definitely not a preference either.

I was the same way, but this Asian was basically white. She lived in an all-white suburb, was in an all-white sorority, was racist against all races, was friends with exclusively white girls, and had about the same personality I had. Our only difference was she had some fantasy for trashy, pothead skater boys on the side, and that broke us up even though she never acted on it. My loss, I suppose.

Yeah, there are a lot of Asians like that. Particularly in my three-quarters Asian school.

[Sbane]

The most I have ever done with a black girl is lap dances and I don't intend to go further.

Asians are definitely not a preference either.

I was the same way, but this Asian was basically white. She lived in an all-white suburb, was in an all-white sorority, was racist against all races, was friends with exclusively white girls, and had about the same personality I had. Our only difference was she had some fantasy for trashy, pothead skater boys on the side, and that broke us up even though she never acted on it. My loss, I suppose.

I'd say her loss

I'ma be honest. Bakersfield has some of the best looking girls my age that I've see. Orange County and San Diego are generally good looking places as well. Lots of blonde girls and Latinas, which are generally good looking women. Southern California really is the place to be when looking for a nice time. None of the other places I've been come close.

Yeah Socal is full of hot chicks. Probably the only thing I miss about the place.

[Alexander Hamilton]

The most I have ever done with a black girl is lap dances and I don't intend to go further.

Asians are definitely not a preference either.

I was the same way, but this Asian was basically white. She lived in an all-white suburb, was in an all-white sorority, was racist against all races, was friends with exclusively white girls, and had about the same personality I had. Our only difference was she had some fantasy for trashy, pothead skater boys on the side, and that broke us up even though she never acted on it. My loss, I suppose.

I'd say her loss

I'ma be honest. Bakersfield has some of the best looking girls my age that I've see. Orange County and San Diego are generally good looking places as well. Lots of blonde girls and Latinas, which are generally good looking women. Southern California really is the place to be when looking for a nice time. None of the other places I've been come close.

Yeah Socal is full of hot chicks. Probably the only thing I miss about the place.

Where are you at now?

[Sbane]

Norcal. Done with college.

[Southern Senator North Carolina Yankee]

With the start of the new session, I am re-opening my office with yet a another office warming party.

WHO'S UP FOR SOME PIZZA AND BEER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! All is welcome. Limit one beer per guest(no drunk driving on my watch). Atlasian law shall be enforced with regard to underage drinking. Pizza is courtesy of Sami's New York Pizzaria in Smithfield, NC.

[Brandon H]

With the start of the new session, I am re-opening my office with yet a another office warming party.

WHO'S UP FOR SOME PIZZA AND BEER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! All is welcome. Limit one beer per guest(no drunk driving on my watch). Atlasian law shall be enforced with regard to underage drinking. Pizza is courtesy of Sami's New York Pizzaria in Smithfield, NC.

Well if it being paid for by your office instead of mine, sure.

I can't think of any good bills that would have a chance of passing, but keep up the good work on representing our region in Nyman.

[Bacon King]

I believe the recent Acting President had a good idea for a bill that you could introduce!

• I'd like to see the Financial Services Regulation Act strengthened; Senator NCYankee in particular has good ideas he proposed on the regional level in the Southeast that I'd like to see the Senate discuss.

[Southern Senator North Carolina Yankee]

I believe the recent Acting President had a good idea for a bill that you could introduce!

• I'd like to see the Financial Services Regulation Act strengthened; Senator NCYankee in particular has good ideas he proposed on the regional level in the Southeast that I'd like to see the Senate discuss.

Don't worry, I was planning to work on that tomorrow but it looks like we got some hell of a storm comming so it might get delayed till Friday.

[Southern Senator North Carolina Yankee]

Here is a first Draft of the First two sections of my Financial Regulatory Overhaul plan. Basically it just slightly alters the existing framework to involve the SoIA and GM and it lays out specifics of what the "conservator" can do. I intend to add more sections dealing with the CDS markets, leveaging etc.

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[Southern Senator North Carolina Yankee]

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I had planned on posting this before Christmas but I forget about it till today.

[Southern Senator North Carolina Yankee]

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[Alexander Hamilton]

Why won't DWTl be there?

[Southern Senator North Carolina Yankee]

Why won't DWTl be there?

No invitation was sent do to the lack of a forwarding address.

[Southern Senator North Carolina Yankee]

Press Release-

Following the completion of the At-large Senate elections on Monday, Senator and ACP* Chairmen North Carolina will be making an anouncement on the steps of the Capitol building. The content or topic will not be released till the announcement itself.

-Jim Styles
Chief of Staff, Yankee's
DC office Senate office


*shorter version of AFL-CIO.

[The Age Wave]

Ahh, you cloned yourself, Mr. Chairmen?

[Southern Senator North Carolina Yankee]

Ahh, you cloned yourself, Mr. Chairmen?

The Senator isn't in Nyman, right now, he is in Atlanta, Georgia holding a high priced fundraiser for Senator AHDuke99. I am his humble servent and Chief of Staff, James E. B. Styles III of Memphis, Tennessee.

[The Age Wave]

Ahh, you cloned yourself, Mr. Chairmen?

The Senator isn't in Nyman, right now, he is in Atlanta, Georgia holding a high priced fundraiser for Senator AHDuke99. I am his humble servent and Chief of Staff, James E. B. Styles III of Memphis, Tennessee.

Why do you always refer to yourself in plural then?

[Southern Senator North Carolina Yankee]

Ahh, you cloned yourself, Mr. Chairmen?

The Senator isn't in Nyman, right now, he is in Atlanta, Georgia holding a high priced fundraiser for Senator AHDuke99. I am his humble servent and Chief of Staff, James E. B. Styles III of Memphis, Tennessee.

Why do you always refer to yourself in plural then?

Plural? Please tell me what you are referring to.

[CatoMinor]

Plural? Please tell me what you are referring to.

I think he means this.

Chairmen

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

Senator, I have a question.

Why are you so bad?

Thanks.

[Southern Senator North Carolina Yankee]

Senator, I have a question.

Why are you so bad?

Thanks.

Because I'm bad to the bone.

[Southern Senator North Carolina Yankee]

Plural? Please tell me what you are referring to.

I think he means this.

Chairmen

Oh, thats nothing. I type fast and often place the wrong letter in certain places.

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

Senator, I have a question.

Why are you so bad?

Thanks.

Because I'm bad to the bone.

Honest answer from a honest politician!

Did you ever liked "Care Bears"?

[Southern Senator North Carolina Yankee]

Senator, I have a question.

Why are you so bad?

Thanks.

Because I'm bad to the bone.

Honest answer from a honest politician!

Thanks for the endorsement, I guess