The Kalwejt Foundation for the Promotion of Atlas Hilarity

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What is it with Hawaii and primariing Governors?

Partially it's the nature of a one party state; there's an odd ethnic cleavage that emerges a lot as well.

If two incumbent governors in a row lose primaries, can we end the MUH HAWAII ALWAYS LOVES INCUMBENTS meme which originated solely because Dubya did better than expected there 14 years ago?

This always struck me as a vaguely racist idea - "oh you know these Asians they always love their strong leaders!" They only kept Inouye and Akaka round for so long because of the huge amounts of cash they got for having entrenched senior incumbents, which is the same for all small and overlooked states.

I'm a big fan of ethnic cleavage myself.

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"Where in your state would you not live?"

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Nothing on NASA spending? This can't be a real Kingpoleon proposal.

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Because we now do this.

Fascist - Not actually fascist anymore.  Really a big-tent centrist party with a strange interest in uniforms.

Anti-Masonic - Originally an offshoot on the Fascists devoted wholly to destroying the Freemasons.  Now they're a moderate party that has been taken over by the Masons and serves as their political wing.  Moderately social democratic with a strong emphasis on improved medical care for the elderly.

Indigenous Action - Started as an attempt by the native people of the country to band together for more rights.  Was taken over by big business attempting to exploit reservations.  These days, it is a generic right-libertarian party with an anarcho-capitalist streak.

Socialist - Democratic socialist, with big-governemnet views universal, but strong differences between more conservative religious elements and more liberal social factions.  However, it's incredibly corrupt.  Imagine New Orleans mixed with Chicago on a national level.

Sharia - Islamic law, adovcate for the expulsion of all non-Muslims (95% of the population)

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You know, sex is a lot like your signature. I don't understand it, somebody's naked, George Costanza is there.

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Very well, where do I begin?

My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery.

My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet.

My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament.

My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really.

At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it.

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ruining your health to own the kids

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I knew this guy was shady, but my goodness I didn't expect this. Revelations can be quite surprising sometimes.

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I just looked up what lox is.

WHO THE F[INKS] EATS THAT ON A BAGEL?

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I just looked up what lox is.

WHO THE F[INKS] EATS THAT ON A BAGEL?

I once ate a cinnamon-raisin bagel with butter and marmite on it... because f*** you.

If for some reason I was forced to eat marmite on a bagel I think cinnamon-raisin is a good choice.

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Context of 2018 Senate predictions.

AZ: Sinema +1 (D gain)
FL: Nelson +4
IN: Braun +2 (R gain)
MI: Stabenow +14
MN-spec: Smith +10
MO: Hawley +4 (R gain)
MT: Rosendale +1 (R gain)
NV: Rosen +4 (D gain)
ND: Cramer +14 (R gain)
OH: Brown +10
PA: Casey +15
TN: Blackburn +10
TX: Cruz +4
WV: Morrisey +2 (R gain)
WI: Baldwin +11

So net gain of R+3. I think anywhere from D+1 to R+4 has a good chance of happening though.

seems like a pretty normal and unremarkable prediction.   what's the joke?

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None of them but does "New Democratic" have some new meaning as opposed to 10-20 years ago?

Yes these are the New New Democrats as opposed to the Old New Democrats who were similar to the Old Democrats before them but Newer. These New New Democrats resemble that of the Old Democrats in that they’re the opposite of the New Democrats who were the opposite of the Old Democrats.

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As an agnostic, I'm deeply ashamed to be represented by Kyrsten Sinema.

As an agnostic, I am deeply ambivalent and cannot state a definitive opinion on Kristen Sinema.

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Doing the Lord's work.

Their name is misleading. There is no life that they are trying to protect.

Fetuses are alive you see.

Nah

How is a fetus not alive?

Cause its not do you call chicken eggs alive

Humans aren't birds.

Not to mention that chicken eggs are practically always unfertilized. This analogy would require that the anti-abortion movement is opposed to menstruation.

Not what im saying if you see some fertilized chicken eggs you dont call someone a animal abuser and murderer if they accidentally step on em right?
Fetuses have potential to become life but their clearly not alive no matter how much you want them to be sorry

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Is Kennedy at all likely to run?

Yes, he's been openly floating the idea for some time.

It's strange considering he was just elected to the Senate, the body he's spent his entire adult life trying to get into.

I have seen very few people express such open contempt for their work environment as John Kennedy, and I worked both retail and food service.

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I think you really overestimate the number of racists in the South. Most of us are hicks though, so you're right there.

Also, perchance, have you ever been to the South? It's a beautiful place, and we'd love to have more visitors.

Yes I have, I've been to DE, MD, VA, WV (driven through and Arby's), VA, NC, SC, GA, FL, TN, and TX

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ESRB ratings are wholly useless in getting an idea of how mature a person needs to be to be able to engage in something rated by the ESRB without causing problems in their mental development.

I've been watching violent and sexual things since I was like 6, and I ended up being a perfectly well rounded and sane individual.

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Doubt the lead is this large but #InvestInGeorgia

According to this poll Trump approval rate is -4 while last November it was +5, I don’t see why he would have dropped like that in a few months

Pick any number of scandals that have happened in just that short amount of time.

For fun, contrast the number of Trump scandals with those of Obama's during his entire 8 year run.

The biggest scandal during the Obama years was probably the roll out of Obamacare, when they didn't get the sign up websites to work for weeks. The second biggest scandal was him wearing a tanned dress.

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The supposed leader of the Never Trumpers-

https://twitter.com/WalshFreedom/status/951936512928591873?s=20

That's why he might do okay, he has at least some appeal to the "economically anxious" too.

Yep, and that is why Trump is so scared of him that he hasn't even dared to attack him so far. And why his mood was so utterly abysmal during the first couple of days of the G7 meeting. At least on Sunday he didn't attack him. Maybe he did on Monday. I honestly couldn't know unless the media reports on it, since I've blocked him on Twitter.

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I dreamt this morning that Beto was a substitute teacher teaching a 6th grade class that inexplicably had me in it and was exclusively adults. He was a "cool" teacher who let us watch Midsommar during class and then threw a Pokemon themed party with alcohol in his basement near the school.

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I'm more worried about suburban supremacist groups using the internet to radicalize white moms like poor Joanna here. Just the other day I was monitoring my mom's Facebook feed because I don't respect her privacy and I stumbled across some seriously disturbing content-- you know, pictures of box wine, outdoor lighting, wooden swing benches, and minivans with TV screens on the backs of the seats. There were even images glorifying hard criminals like Martha Stewart and dangerous conspiracy theories about vaccines causing autism. When I confronted her about it, she doubled down, trying to defend herself even as a I told her that the internet was warping her fragile, eggshell-like mind. Despite this, she keeps visiting dark corners of the internet like Pinterest, Facebook, and "household living" blogs. I've even heard her repeating phrases that she obviously heard from the internet, like "Can I speak to the manager" and "Live, Love, Laugh." At first I thought it was just a phase she was going through, but now she's started to meet up with like-minded people in real life at shady PTA meetings and bake sales. I'm scared. I don't want to turn a blind eye and suddenly find her sharing Minions memes and taking Xanax with chardonnay at two in the afternoon. I just want my mom back.

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Re: What happens when Florida goes underwater?

It blooms like an onion and gets thousand island dressing?  Ha.

The ante-Minnesota... sea of 10,000 islands.

Florida uses Scott paper towels, Minnesota uses Brawny or Bounty.

Florida:  wimpy wimpy wimpy

Minnesota:  HEFTY HEFTY HEFTY

Minnesota Man:  Paul Bunyan

Florida Man:  (goes without saying)

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Does Fedsoc launder money from the same men who co-signed Trump’s tax returns?

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It's cool seeing what the emojis in my user name look like on other computers.

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Apparently Joe Biden was having a little issue with enthusiasm so he called John Kerry to help energize his crowds at yesterdays rally, which was the kickoff to his "get off my lawn campaign."  It was probably a little less wild than a McCain rally, but his campaign wants to be careful about exciting his 65+ voters into cardiac arrest.  At least until they've had a chance to vote. 

https://www.kwit.org/post/noon-news-1720-support-biden-usmca-and-south-dakota-marijuana-vote

Later this month he'll probably unveil his three-point plan to start a war with Iran, send black men to prison for victim-less crimes for longer periods than their white counterparts, and push legislation to brutally punish indigent people with credit-card and student loan debt.  Maybe he'll reintroduce a ban on marijuana.   

Do you read what you write?


Biden has said that he believed the strike in Iran was not prudent and he has partially renounced the Crime Bill and his hard on crime past. But sure, keep posting without knowing the facts .

You actually takes Biden's word as fact?  Why would you take the word of a man with a permanent BAC is .12 percent?  This is the reason he's always assaulting women in public with unwanted sexual advances.  The man is going to say anything to win the election.  He's against marijuana and then he's for marijuana when he gets in trouble.  He supports his role in bring us into Iraq war and then walks back his statements.  He defends the crime bill, and then partially renounces it when we tell him he's supporting a racist bill.  He's Jim Crow Biden.   

Wise words.  Not a stretch in the least to say a vote for Sniffy Joe is a big fat vote for racism.  Don’t let this terrible man have you forget the crime bill or his dog-whistling ways.

Don't forget that Joe Biden is the reason we have civil asset forfeiture that targets the vulnerable American citizens, particularly African Americans, Hispanics, and all indigent persons of every race.  He voted for the Glass-Steaggall Act.  He even supported a wall along the Mexican border, stating

"Folks, I voted for a fence, I voted, unlike most Democrats — and some of you won't like it — I voted for 700 miles of fence," Biden said. "But, let me tell you, we can build a fence 40 stories high — unless you change the dynamic in Mexico and — and you will not like this, and — punish American employers who knowingly violate the law when, in fact, they hire illegals. Unless you do those two things, all the rest is window dressing."

and

"Now, I know I'm not supposed to say it that bluntly, but they're the facts, they're the facts. And so everything else we do is in between here. Everything else we do is at the margins. And the reason why I add that parenthetically, why I believe the fence is needed does not have anything to do with immigration as much as drugs. And let me tell you something folks, people are driving across that border with tons, tons, hear me, tons of everything from byproducts for methamphetamine to cocaine to heroin and it's all coming up through corrupt Mexico."

There's even a video: https://www.foxnews.com/politics/resurfaced-video-shows-biden-pushing-border-fence-punishing-employers-who-hired-illegals

Most electable my @$$.



You all forget that this man has