what is the funniest post ever?

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Oh, yeah, that's real fair.

Are you going to want to unsticky the GM thread, next, Philip?

No, but I do think it's pretty idiotic to (A) have a fantasy war in a government game, and (B) have someone from one of the sides decide the winner of it.

Well then you can go play somewhere else!

How old are you? 5? You sound like a 3 year old girl.

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Referring to marijuana:

EEEEWWWW!  This is EVEN MORE disgusting than oral sex!

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I am from Mars

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Oh good, now Harry just about has more battalions than all other generals combined, great job guys.

hey, outsiders shouldn't comment on this thread

I hope you lose all 9 Vermont battalions attempting to take New York.

I hope opebo and richard R decide to have a threesome with you

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One of the great things about being an elected official is being able to make public endorsements such as these.

One of the sad things is that they make as much difference to an election as a fart aimed at a brick wall.

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Down here there's nothing wrong with being religious. I don't know what it's like up there, but if most of ya'll are as anti-religious as those on this forum, particularly KEmporer, I'm all for seccession.

I can assure you that the North isn't all like that.  This board is not an accurate representation of nearly anything-- the forum is something like 97% male, most of us favor legalizing pot, etc.

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Is Ann Coulter hot?

I'd definently do her

I didn't know you were gay.

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... screw people with disabilities, [they] need to sort themselves out.

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This held the spot as my favorite post for quite a while...

Have you been redistributing kickballs equally again, Ebowed? I'm disappointed.

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most male porn stars are circumcised

How do you know?

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Great PD thread:
https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=332.0

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Most Ironic Post Ever:

Harry is an angry and bitter person. Don't let him get to you.

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Being called a bastard is also a personal attack.  Anyway, I think it's pretty funny, but if you wish, I won't post those sorts of posts anymore.

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Yes, I am a moderate.

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Can i Have a Job Please PB

Secretary of Education.

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Option (1+9*6-3)/5

Option 11.2?

No, 10.4.

Yeah good work Alcon

Not unless you want to be a Josh22/Alcon/Nation.

I switched parties?

No but I hate you anyway

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Condi Rice - Doesn't look serious

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Nat Turner was one of our first domestic terrorists. He killed innocent children in his Virginia uprising.

Good!

The majority of slaves would have had no reason to kill their owners. Go back and read Storeboughts post. That's pretty much where I stand.

You are a fool. But I suppose I could make use of you - drive up to Missouri and I'll chain you in the backyard, find something for you to do.

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It works great within the minds of the mumbling madmen engaging in it, but it has nothing to do with reality.

Of course politics is effected by individual psychology, so getting people to pray and believe in such nonsense is no doubt very useful in controlling them.

"The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God."
Psalm 14:1a

"I'm hungry, and I'm going to get some breakfast"
Me, 8:49am

"I had pancakes and scrambled eggs for breakfast, how bout you?"
Me, 1:29pm

"And the MODU sayeth, and all had heard, that he had a #3 from McDonalds, and he was well pleased."
MODU 1:05 - 31pm

"Thus it was so, that Frosted Flakes were consumed in the early morn."
KEmperor 2:16pm

"And the Lord God said unto KEmperor, Because thou hast eaten the Forbidden Flakes, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow."

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By the way, you hate fat people.

Are you a fattie, Phil?

I bet he is... Why don't you stop complaining and go eat another pie, Phil? After all, it's not like there will be millions of people starving while you stuff your fat face.

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During the ANWR Drilling Authorization bill debate

Mr. President, I'd like to introduce, this amendment. I'd like to strike the present clause 2 and replace it with this.

2.   Leases shall only be granted by the Interior Sub-Department to those companies which were operating within the Republic of Atlasia in 1066.

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First, let me qualify my "yes" in saying that in this situation it might not have been proper to disarm the entire city as the police was not able to patrol everywhere.   But, I am not opposed to reasonable restrictions on firearms posession in extreme emergencies like this one.

Emsworth, it is sometimes vital to temporarily, and with a great deal of limitation and caution, address a situtation head on rather than observing each letter of Constitutional law.

Why do you hate freedom?

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I honestly dislike going outside during the day.  At night however it is nice.

Agreed.  Going outside at night is especially nice during the Christmas season.

I agree, but opebo probably locks himself inside when it gets to be around Christmas time

Yeah, he'd be like the Communist version of Scrooge

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So what if Bush knows Miers, Don?  He also knows his dog Barney, would you support barney for Supreme Court?

At least Barney is better looking then Ginsburg.

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007 is good at fighting.
But will he still be so strong after he enjoys sexy women?
 After all , *ntercourse costs  a lot of human energy!