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« Reply #25 on: February 19, 2015, 12:41:55 AM »
Also someone should tell the 4 million people living in Kuwait that they have apparently been "destroyed."
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« Reply #26 on: February 19, 2015, 12:51:42 AM »
Quote from: Monarch on February 19, 2015, 12:45:05 AM
Bushie is 100% certain that the 4th trumphet is referencing "Unsure of what this one was" and there is NOTHING you can do to change his mind about that.

Bushie has not gotten his parents to send in the eight easy payments of $19.99 to get the full "4th Trumpet Explanation" box set for him, yet. And there is NOTHING wrong with that.
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« Reply #27 on: February 19, 2015, 01:09:55 AM »
Quote from: Monarch on February 19, 2015, 12:54:58 AM
LOL even RaptureReady lists Irvin Baxter as a buyer beware kook scammer.

https://www.raptureready.com/who/Irvin_Baxter.html

Only Bushie could find this guy as his trusted source!

wouldn't it be ironic if Irvin Baxter turns out to be the False Prophet and we all get raptured while Bushie is stuck on Earth
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« Reply #28 on: February 19, 2015, 09:06:30 AM »
Quote from: WalterMitty on February 19, 2015, 08:33:21 AM
all of this trumpet nonsense makes me glad yet again that im an atheist.

superstition.  pure and simple.

Literally every religious poster in this thread is making fun of Bushie for this nonsense. It has nothing to do with religiouses vs. atheists.
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« Reply #29 on: February 19, 2015, 10:42:34 AM »
do you guys think crazy religious people in like south america or africa are similarly ethnocentric* with their doomsday predictions?

*I don't know if ethnocentric is the right word but hopefully y'all get what I mean
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« Reply #30 on: February 19, 2015, 06:01:27 PM »
Why would God show off by getting Bushie an interview with a company he didn't feel good about?! Huh
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« Reply #31 on: February 21, 2015, 11:26:21 AM »
Is the RACE TO 300 back on???
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« Reply #32 on: February 21, 2015, 03:21:24 PM »
I'm going to take that a "yes" to the question I asked.
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« Reply #33 on: February 21, 2015, 03:56:45 PM »

Yeah exactly. Taking a picture of the scale would completely ruin the RACE TO 300 storyline.
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« Reply #34 on: February 21, 2015, 04:29:02 PM »
To be fair he has been eating bacon and tomato sandwiches, so that kind of counts as vegetables.
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« Reply #35 on: February 21, 2015, 04:46:37 PM »
Quote from: Trumpet on February 21, 2015, 04:40:35 PM
Quote from: Lief on February 21, 2015, 04:29:02 PM
To be fair he has been eating bacon and tomato sandwiches, so that kind of counts as vegetables.
Tomatoes are fruit.

They are also vegetables.
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« Reply #36 on: February 21, 2015, 05:31:59 PM »
RIP Brown family trailer septic system. Cry
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« Reply #37 on: February 21, 2015, 07:03:25 PM »
Quote from: WalterMitty on February 21, 2015, 06:38:58 PM
bushie is very reluctant to tell him family that he wants to lose some weight.

they will likely think he has been brainwashed by moochelle obummer's socialist unamerican war on good country cookin'

Yes, that or they would suspect he had become a homosexual, which is still illegal in Oklahoma I believe.
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« Reply #38 on: February 22, 2015, 07:08:58 PM »
Wow even J-Mann's given up on Bushie now! We may truly be reaching the nadir of Bushie's saga here... Sad
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« Reply #39 on: February 22, 2015, 07:54:12 PM »
You've spent more days eating unhealthy than you have eating "healthy" since your diet began.
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« Reply #40 on: February 22, 2015, 09:25:38 PM »
Quote from: 🍁 Hatman on February 22, 2015, 09:21:28 PM
C'mon guys, Bushie is an addict. You're acting like he has free will. He needs an intervention or needs to hit rock bottom.

He's speeding like an out of control freight train straight towards the big three double zero. Sounds like rock bottom to me. Maybe he's waiting to lose a foot?
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« Reply #41 on: February 23, 2015, 08:06:37 PM »
wait wait wait...

what exactly is Jesus going to put Bushie in charge of once he's in Heaven?!
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« Reply #42 on: February 23, 2015, 08:26:25 PM »
It must be so wonderful to live a life free of existential dread, like Bushie does. If only my parents had brainwashed me from an early age. Sad
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« Reply #43 on: February 23, 2015, 08:31:16 PM »
Quote from: Monarch on February 23, 2015, 08:30:02 PM
Perhaps his death is the 7th trumpet?

Well considering that the RACE TO 300 is back on, his prediction that the apocalypse is happening in 6-7 years makes a lot more sense now.
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« Reply #44 on: February 23, 2015, 08:55:46 PM »
Quote from: Monarch on February 23, 2015, 08:43:02 PM
Is there anything finer than having a flashback memory of great old Bushie post and then finding it and reading it and having a good ol' chuckle again?

Like his plan to take his new girlfriend on a date to go see the G-rated kids film Fly Me to the Moon. Sexy.

Quote from: Lame Duck Obama on August 15, 2008, 11:31:28 PM
My girlfriend and I are going on a double date this Friday to see Fly Me to the Moon.  Its just a simple animated G-rated movie (something my generation won't even touch), only 95 minutes long, but we're looking forward to it.  Its in Dolby-Digital 3D.



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« Reply #45 on: February 24, 2015, 02:23:03 PM »
Bushie have you ever used a "social media platform" beyond Facebook?
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« Reply #46 on: February 24, 2015, 03:09:27 PM »
Quote from: Monarch on February 24, 2015, 03:07:35 PM
Quote from: Lief on February 24, 2015, 02:23:03 PM
Bushie have you ever used a "social media platform" beyond Facebook?

Has knowing how to do something stopped from taking a job in the past?

Hm... good point.

Bushie do you want to learn how to use tumblr? I could send you some training information for the very low price of $80.
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« Reply #47 on: February 24, 2015, 08:05:31 PM »
From what I remember, he went to Arkansas to attend a wedding with Tiffanye (I think), and they had unplanned sex in the hotel room. Then they broke up. Then he thought he was going to be a father because sex education is illegal in Oklahoma. Then he realized he was not. So he adopted some African children, who are probably no longer with us (RIP).
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« Reply #48 on: February 24, 2015, 10:35:00 PM »
So how many cheat days do you have left this week now?
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« Reply #49 on: February 25, 2015, 12:22:14 AM »
Bushie have you ever shopped at the Asian supermarket?
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