Yank for Senate HQ (Victory Speech)

[Southern Senator North Carolina Yankee]

I look forward to working with you on game reform when you are sworn into the Senate. Congrats! Now let's make sure PiT and HappyWarrior are there to lead us on this path.

I look forward to working with you as well.

Lay off the exclamation marks a little, eh?

But why? It shows passion, and it shows excitement. Plus I don't want to sound like Bob Casey Jr.

[Southern Senator North Carolina Yankee]

Bumping this for use during the campaign.

[Southern Senator North Carolina Yankee]

There shall be a speech up by this weekend.

[Southern Senator North Carolina Yankee]

                                              MIAMI, FLORIDA

  Senator NC Yankee Steps out of the Limo flanked on either side by A.S.S. guards and Miami-Dade police following behind


HHHEEEELLLLOOO MIAMI!!!!!!!!!(Yank, Yank, Yank,) Today I come to talk to you about an issue which you are all to familiar with, the economy. As I am sure you are aware, South Florida has become Ground Zero in this economic collapse. Its hard to find a street corner where there isn't at least a couple homes for sale. Unemployement first appearing in Realty, Construction, and Home finance, has now spread to all sectors hitting Manufacturing the hardest of all. Everyday another person is laid off, another home is forclosed, and another small business owner is forced to close up shop because either his sales have died or the bank has cut his access to credit. Everywhere you look people who have faught, worked hard, and done everything right to achieve the American dream have had it torn right out from under them by Avarice on Wall Street, Neglect and willful ignorance in Nyman, and fear, both real and irrational, in the minds of consumers.

I don't need to tell you of the severity of this economic tragedy, you have lived it, you have experienced it first hand. You know how painful it is, how destructive it can be, and how good people got kicked back down after years of effort.

Last year under the Presidency of the honerable Mr Moderate, the Senate passed a regulatory overhaul of our nationions financial regulatory regime. It was however a half measure that addressed only part of the problem with limited success at that. The bill created gave the President the abililty to deal with at risk banks. I think this was not clearly laid out enough and it lacked the necessary guidlines. This came to ahead this passed week with the collapse of Eagles Bank and the confusion it created in Nyman. The Senate merely turns it head way and the people on the ground were left to clean up the mess with no help from the top echelons of Gov't. Some have suggested a Tarp style bailout to deal with the failing banks and quasi banks. I am firmly against this type of plan. So in the next week I will offer legislation that will take the "Resolution Authority" From the President and give it to a new agency that will step in to situaitons where a quasi-bank is about to go bankrupt and clean up the mess, either with a debt for equity swap, a merger, or a controlled Liquidation that doesn't destroy the financial markets. This agency will have clear set guidlines of when and how to step into a situation. AND NO TAX PAYER MONEY WILL GO TO BAILOUT BANKS or quasi banks(YYEEEEEEEEAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!).

For Regular banks I want to recapitalise and Strengthen the FDIC. That last thing we need is a run on the banks because a lack of confidence in deposit insurance. I want to create an emergency line of credit through the treasury that the FDIC can access if it becomes insolvent. (NO TAX PAYER MONEY for banks, get out of here you dirty lying fraud, a scruffy looking character lunges for the stage but he is grabbed by A.S.S. guards and halled off). People, please. The FDIC guarrantees your deposits, not shareholders or irresponsible executives. It is what makes our banks the safest in the world. I also want to increase the FDIC's regulatory authority to increase control over traditional banks.

However traditional banks were never the problem the real problem was in the investment banks, hedge funds etc. There is a whole slew of things ignored last year. One of them was the Credit Defult swap. The Commodities futures modernisation act needs to be repealed or modified to kill the CDS monster before it strikes again the economy. We need limits on Leveraging, new minimum reserve requirements, and we need to regulate the financial ratings agencies.

We need new guidlines on lenders to deal in home loans. Such as giving debt-Income comparison as much weight as the Credit score.

I want to strengthen the Feds power to regulate as well. Lastly I want to create a "Bank Oversight Board" consisting of the Fed Chairmen, the head of the FDIC, the Treasury Secreatary, and lastly the head of the new Resolution agency. This board needs to meet with the President once a month and the Senate twice a year and give thorough reports.

[Southern Senator North Carolina Yankee]

                                       San Antonio, Texas
                                       Responsible Immigration policy and the Economy

           Hola, San Antonio. ¿Cómo estás? (Crowd shows wild elation) Usted está muy excitado hoy.

           Today I wish to discuss the immigration. But you can't discuss immigration without touching on the economy since the two are intertwined. People don't immigrate to a country with a horrible economy likewise people don't leave an economy that is in good condition unless there are political or social problems. Immigration effects the economy. It brings in new workers leading to increases in productivity, the root source of economic strength. It also can have negative effects such as wage Depression. Bringing in more people then a certain field can support will lead to employers lowering wages. When its hard to find workers employers do the opposite.  Thus it becomes necessary to control immigration to effectively control the economy.

         First off we must deal with illegal Immigration. The affect they have on wages is even worse then the effect of immigrants in general cause employers exploit them and make them work sub minimum wage levels. We must aim enforcement at the employer and require the implementation and use of E-Verify to end forever the "we didn't know excuse". We must make the penalties much stricter for the employers who violated the law. We must also reduce other magnets that attract illegals by not giving illegals Drivers licenses, in-state or even out of state tuition, or access to gov't entitlements except in Emergency care of life threatening illness or injury. We need to increase the number of border patrol but also ICE and other officials in charge of Interior Enforcement. We need to increase communication between Courts and law enforcement agencies so that if an illegal is picked up for spitting on a side walk he is not released except to ICE.

    As to Legal Immigration we just cannot continue to let hordes of unskilled labor into the country. As such we need to change the focus of our immigration laws to increase immigration among highly educated people who will pay more in taxes then they receive in benefits, increase productivity levels, help sustain our entitlements and grow our economy; and have less immigration of low skill uneducated labor who end up in either Construction or Manufacturing both of which are in terrible condition economically. For now I want to see what the regions enact. But eventually I intend to push legislation in the Senate to achieve these goals.

    Ending wage Depression here will be an important step to stabilising the World economy and more importantly our economy.

Thank you and Dave Bless Atlasia.

NC Yank is rushed to his limo as he is pelted with fruit and even rocks be the angered crowd.

[Southern Senator North Carolina Yankee]

Disgusting, disgusting, disgusting. Your Spanish wasn't even grammatically correct.

Thats because I am only in Spanish II. Give me a break. A member of your own party said worse. I don't if it was parody or not, so I don't want to here it from you or anyone else.

[Southern Senator North Carolina Yankee]

Graciously do I welcome the new entrant into my chamber of Horrors.. er Senate Race. I hope Xahar enjoys his stay in the "TEMPLE OF DEATH" BWWWWAAHAHAHA!!!!!

Yea I know Halloween is still a few weeks a way but its close enough.

[Southern Senator North Carolina Yankee]

                                                Jackson, Mississsippi

           Just yesterday evening a new candidate entered the race for Southeast Regional Senator. While I welcome my distinguished oponent and wish him the best of luck, I must say that I think the path he wants to take would be a very bad one. He is running for a Regional Senate seat, yet he wants to have them abolished. He claims they cause everything from innactivity, to Strategic Reregistration, to Cancer, and death. He claims they are innactive yet for the first time in over a year, the Southeast Senate seat is competative and there are three other Regional Senate seats that are competative. How many At-large were competative in August? One, maybe two, but thats a big stretch. We won't have many At-large elections like April or December with large populations, and strong parties. This of course was something that my distringuised opponent and his compadres didn't take into account, primarily cause there ideas were based largely on the fact that if they weren't enacted we have have less then half the population we have now and instead we about twice as many as we did in May. Now larger populations create some problems but these can be easily dealt with. Yet my distinguished opponent, instead of working to forge a compromise on an amendment to solve one of those problems, merely comes back peddling the same idea he has for two years. I wonder if my distinguished opponent thinks abolishing Regional Senate seats will also cure the economy and end the HIV virus. My distinguished opponent claims that one of the things that would be solved by there abolition is strategic reregistering. Yet when asked how his plan, which contains a Council of Governor's, would not also lead to the same problem, then Strategic Reregisteration is now longer relevent. So which is it? The Dirty South deserves much better then this classic bait and switch.

[Southern Senator North Carolina Yankee]

I would be much more inclined to read your posts if you paragraphed more often.

Sorry. I had a great post that was longer and actually much better but I only logged on at school for 60 minutes and my session timed out so I lost it all. This is the 10 minute remake up top.

[Southern Senator North Carolina Yankee]

                                            New Orleans, LA                                              

Senator Yankee arrives shortly after 5:00 PM, after a few minutes he reaches the stage. The crowd is very active and lively, the weather is nice. A truly lovely day.

(Yank! Yank! Yank! Yank! Yank! Yank! Yank! Yank! Yank! Yank! Yank! Yank! Yank! Yank! Yank! Yank! Yank! Yank! Yank!) I hear you, the rest of the Southeast hears you, and soon those people in Nyman will hear all of us soon. In just a few short hours the election will begin and you will be given a chance to send a message to all those people in Nyman who kept saying "We can't fix the games problem, we can only shrink the game to match the what the future will". You can send a message to such small thinking bred by small minds from people in Nyman who claim they have the only solution to our problems. Those people in Nyman don't have the solution to our problems, THEY ARE THE PROBLEM(Crowd erupts into loud applause).

In just a few short hours, you will be able to send a message, that protecting innocent families from the destructive impact of ID Theft is an important issue.

In just a few short hours, you can tell the people of Nyman that we not only can have an Active GM but an interactive Gov't with the GM at its center.

In just a few short hours, you can tell the people of Nyman just how important you think Regional Senate seats are.

In just a few short hours you can tell the people who find this "little" think called a recession that they find to be an inconvenience to there adjendas just how much economic pain you are in and how important it really is to you.

In just a few more hours, you can send a message to thos boys that the "Good ole boy" network is dead and all nominees will be receiving tough questions. No more appointments of washed up has beens who think Atlasia is their little sand box and they can continue to play it the same way they did in 2007.

You can send a message that you think its important to have someone stand up and take a very unpopular view on certain libertarian bills and say "Should we really be doing this".

If I am so fortunate as to be elected to a second term in the Senate I will devote myself to the following. I will continue to promote strong standards of ethics, Gov't Interaction, and high levels of activity among officials.

I will continue to promote policies that will get us out of this recession and put us on the path to stong, sustainable growth for the future thats based on hard work and savings, not borrowing and spending economy thats nothing more then a hill of sand. First thing is no matter who is President we need to take a second look at our Regulatory Regime on the Financial sector and close up the loose ends left by the Moderate Administration on that front. Next we need a tax policy that encourages Small Business Growth, Developement and Job Creation. Lastly we need responsible spending policies that spend on important infrastructure, transportation, Education, Research, and Health Care; while at the same time we spend as much as we can within our means. We need to restore some type of budgeting process now that we have the GM, the SoIA, and active senate.

I will also continue to work with the GM to ensure timely and accurate economic information so that we can measure the results of our actions.

I feel I have done a lot in my first term as your senator despite certain roadblocks and challenges that I never forsaw. I know that I can give you a productive and effective 4 months in a second term if you reelect me.

Thanks, Good Evening, and Dave Bless Atlasia!

The Senator leaves the stage and spends the next thirty minutes doing the ropeline while the aids frantically check there watches after realising that they made the rope line to long and praying the Senator doesn't take too much time. He then leaves the arena, hopes into his Limo and heads for the Airport.

[Southern Senator North Carolina Yankee]

You can hardly rant against "good old boys" when you yourself are a member of one of the Machine Parties. It's dishonest.

Not hardly. In fact the Revolution is nothing more then yet another group of Good ole' boys seeking to overthrow the previous set. Its why Revolution is folly and most people don't want it. I said that stronger parties were a necessity to strengthen Atlasia and that was correct. You just want  the type of condition we were in last December with record low turnout. I tend to think a little bigger, thank you.

Plus its not as if you aren't a member of a Good ole' boys club yourself.

[Southern Senator North Carolina Yankee]

Speaking of Good Ol Boys, what is the Southeast? They elect this guy and Dan Adams. If that isn't a Good Ol Boy club, I don't know what is.

For all those people too ignorant and stupid I clearly was refering to an all too common practice of letting nominees sail through, with nothing but cheers and wishes of Good luck instead of tough questioning and vetting, that was all too common when I arrived in the Senate. It should be obvious that I was referring to Keystone Phil's month of shame as Atty General.

As to the question which is by no means related to what I said. I don't view the two maine parties as machines, and I don't see why I should be labeled that when I opposed machine style tactics within the party. What was I to do leave the party cause I didn't approve of those tactics. Its not like the some of you who can easily find yourselves at home in the DA, JCP, or LNF. There is only one conservative party and thus there was no alternative.

This is one of the more intellectually dishonest things I've read this year.

Thats because you disagree with me. I am not dishonest for disagreeing with you Xahar.

[Southern Senator North Carolina Yankee]

There is no conservative party. There are merely fraud parties and revolutionaries.

Revolution is a fraud so all parties are frauds. I am glad that has been cleared up.

[Southern Senator North Carolina Yankee]

There is no conservative party. There are merely fraud parties and revolutionaries.

Revolution is a fraud so all parties are frauds. I am glad that has been cleared up.

Cite?

Google Russia, China, Cambodia, France, or Cuba. You tell me how Revolution made them any better. Russia got a severe famine that killed millions. China had millions killed in the Cultural Revolution, Cambodia had millions killed in Gov't led exterminations, France had the terror and Napoleon, and Cuba got Castro and his minions. Mexico had countless Revolutions and that country is still the same Sh**t hole its always been. All Revolutions that are both political and social end in failure and the blood is usually mostly from the poor who the Revolutionaries claim to represent.

Another way of putting it is In the movie, Duck! You Sucker. When Juan gives his little piece on Revolutions. "The people who read the books, they go to the poor people who don't read the books and say its time to have a change, And so the poor people make the change. Then the people who read the books sit at the big polished tables, and talk, and talk, and talk, and talk, and eat, and eat, and eat, but what has happened to the poor poor people? THEY'RE DEAD! Thats your Revolution.... And then what happens? The same f**king thing starts all over again." 

[Southern Senator North Carolina Yankee]

American Revolution?

Wasn't a social/class Revolution. Washington, Adams, Jefferson, Hancock were among the richest men in the colonies.

[Southern Senator North Carolina Yankee]

American Revolution?

Wasn't a social/Revolution. Washington, Adams, Jefferson, Hancock were among the richest men in the colonies.

Doesn't matter. They were out to overthrow their imperialist rulers.

Thats a political Revolution. The main goal was to separate one region from the rule of another and to defend liberties they though they rightfully derserved. Washington was just as rich after the Revolution as before and the landed elite would run the country for years afterward. The Social/class structure remained intact.

[Southern Senator North Carolina Yankee]

American Revolution?

Wasn't a social/Revolution. Washington, Adams, Jefferson, Hancock were among the richest men in the colonies.

Doesn't matter. They were out to overthrow their imperialist rulers.

Thats a political Revolution. The main goal was to separate one region from the rule of another and to defend liberties they though they rightfully derserved. Washington was just as rich after the Revolution as before and the landed elite would run the country for years afterward. The Social/class structure remained intact.

We shall overthrow them all.

Why? So you can kill 20 million people and be a member in the Hitler, Stalin, Mao, Castro club of brutal killers.

Portugal

Not very familiar with Portugal, but if I am correct they overthrew there monachy in I think 1906 and ended up later with barely anything better in the form of a dicatorship in the 30's/40's.

[Southern Senator North Carolina Yankee]

Because Cultural Marxism is the future. We are bringing Atlasia into the 82st century.

Keep the change.

[Southern Senator North Carolina Yankee]

Portugal

Not very familiar with Portugal, but if I am correct they overthrew there monachy in I think 1906 and ended up later with barely anything better in the form of a dicatorship in the 30's/40's.

I wasn't quite referring to that...

What were you referring to then?

[Southern Senator North Carolina Yankee]

Portugal

Not very familiar with Portugal, but if I am correct they overthrew there monachy in I think 1906 and ended up later with barely anything better in the form of a dicatorship in the 30's/40's.

I wasn't quite referring to that...

What were you referring to then?

Look a bit further on in Portuguese history.

Don't have time for that tonight. I got to get off in ten minutes.

[Southern Senator North Carolina Yankee]

                                           Victory Speech

Last night the people of the Dirty South were gracious and benevolent enough to to bear testiment to my exceedingly strong and meticulous legislative abilities as demonstrated by my illustrious record of success and send me on a return engagement to the Senate for another four months. The last four have definately been an interesting experience and I look forward to the next four months of working with our President and Vice President, the four senators who have shared in victory last night and the other five Senators.

However the results last night also serve as a warning considering that I have lost closed to 25% compared to my results in first preferences back in June eventhough I got the same number of overall votes. This means I need to work on certain flaws that have showed up quite frequently in the last four months and thus newbies have been turned off and been turned away by my actions. I realise that I am not perfect and indeed no one is but I realise that being a Senator means the expectations for me are higher and thus I will strive to do better in the future. I don't forsee insulting someone's Scottishness again  or posting another racial epithet, or being putting on Moderator Review again. These kinds of things have been a hinderence my adjenda and realising this I intend to avoid such distractions in the future.

Thanks and Dave Bless

[Southern Senator North Carolina Yankee]

Congratulations on your re-election, Mr. Yankee. With your clear vision, tender face, and heavy hands, the Dirty South is once again in good company with you carrying the flag of our great region. Today, children sing, old men laugh, and college co-eds strip in honor of your return to the Senate. May the Lord Jesus Christ of Nazareth reign showers of riches and glory onto your brow.

They shall be under arrest for indecent exposure, its agin da law.

[Southern Senator North Carolina Yankee]

Just so you know, I have reported the disgusting picture posted above by off all people, a moderator. For what good, I have absolutely now clue.

It was a joke! Anyway, I've taken it down. Apologies for any offense caused.

Well in that case I apoligize for my harsh action. For some reason I just don't trust/or care for you that much. I don't know why though. Still even if that weren't the case posting swastikas is offensive and untollerable.

[Southern Senator North Carolina Yankee]

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I will take any questions any one may have.

[Southern Senator North Carolina Yankee]

WHAT WOULD RUSSELL KNOW ABOUT DIRTY SOUTH VALUES?


Richard Russell(aka Mechaman) claims to be running a campaign on return to Southern values but what would he, a legal resident of Montana, know about "Southern" values. In fact, he will still be registered in Montana long after the next Senate takes office till April. He knows nothing about values and is running one of the most insultingly anti-southern campaign ever. The DS deserves much better them this condescending and narcissistic
 campaign.


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