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[Antonio the Sixth]

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jao

Jao is always funny, regardless of context.

[Antonio the Sixth]

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jao

Jao is always funny, regardless of context.

Fair enough.

Proof:

jao

[Antonio the Sixth]

Yes, I am but it doesn't work for Fascism due to it's economic nationalism. Though I would like to say that I don't want an argument about what fascism is, so let's just condemn the retards who are fascists and end this argument.

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https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=210670.msg4560237#msg4560237

Both the OP and the last post deserve a mention.

[Antonio the Sixth]

The Jao has blessed us once more:

Right, because the type of people who believe this crap works and is necessary are definitely going to change their minds after hearing Obama denounce it.  I predict a bounce in support for the practice!

And I'm sure the First Amendment will be cited to protect the rights of people or groups to psychologically torture children anyway.

Medical malpractice is not protected by the First Amendment. Yes, I know, you already knew that.

There isn't a clear line as to what constitutes "conversion" therapy and what doesn't, so you could have the courts defining what is and isn't allowed to be talked about in a way that goes beyond traditional malpractice law.
Is there anything currently stopping malpractice suits to be brought against abusive conversion therapy practices?

  yep, it is called the "truth", facts of life. That is why Obama must denounce it; keeping the confusion of who the bigots are "a" tactic to divide. Therefore, no way in hell is he going to use his money to defeat his objective. The same doctrine as the Benghazi story, which also exposed Hillary as the underling with no backup.

Get help... Please.

Conversion therapy I suppose?

[Antonio the Sixth]

...no. Of course I gather that some US states also elect coroners as well, which is remarkable.

The idea that the coroners are 'independent' is one of the more blatant fictions that is reproduced constantly in the public sphere. The coroners, like all other institutions in bourgeois society, ultimately serve the class that rules over the rest of us. Confirmation of death, for example, has almost always been used to declare Socialist ideologues and comrades dead. The fact that they sometimes certifies the death of members of the Capitalist ruling-class is part of the theater of bourgeois democracy, whereby the public is given the show of actually getting rid of horrible people like Thatcher, and thereby avoiding longer term or deeper structural changes to the system.

For example if bourgeois establishment coroners hadn't "confirmed" Lenin's death, he could have gone on spreading his message for the coming centuries and we would have already had a global workers' people's republic without false unelected judges imposing the tyranny of free market economics and neoliberal "liberty" upon us!     

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1) partisans spend all their time attacking the other side. Didn't they know George Washington didn't like political parties?

2) if David Cameron was in the USA, he would be too left-wing for the Green Party nomination. I know this because healthcare.

3) Nixon was the most successful socialist in US history. This is because he created the EPA and landed on the moon, notoriously socialist activities.

4) we should legalise weed.

5) politicians don't like understand us. They should earn minimum wage, so they can understand us better.

6) the GOP should become fiscally conservative, but socially liberal (like me lol) if it is to survive

7) the Democrats should become socially liberal, but fiscally conservative (like me lol) if they are to survive.

Both parties are the same nowadays and don't stand for anything. They are also too far apart and unwilling to compromise with each other.

9) we need a third party

10) we should legalise weed.

[Antonio the Sixth]

All I wish to add to this discussion is that 'Rusty Hicks' is the perfect name for a union boss.

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Just waiting to sing "Everything is Awesome" on November 9th 2016.

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What about Scott Brown?

[Antonio the Sixth]

This is mostly funny out of context. In context, it actually makes sense and is a pretty good post. Still:

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[Antonio the Sixth]

democrats claim they are pro-"stuff". Yet, they simutaneously state they are against other "stuff". How can these damn hypocrites be for some things and against other completely different things??? You can't explain that inconsistency, huh?

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Because while social conservatives tend to dislike the gay/lesbian/bi part of LGBT, they are actively horrified by the "T" part of it.

 ...no, Bruce Jenner is nothing more than the millennial shock jock of their current ill(s).

 It appears to me that the John Edwards “2 Americas’” by-line is evolving to a new definition and, since SCOTUS relevancy is becoming more of a joke of its own reality, like a pretzel, definitions do have meaning.

 AS for Bruce Jenner political decisions, the ballot box has no discern till counting time, however, when he straps on one of those apple watches and clicks he’s a woman, well…  apples response will be “pretzels”.         

[Antonio the Sixth]

The dems obviously should toa the taa and one wonder the taa in the tpa thriugh which the rook can slander the tpa in the taa while the pubs override through that which the ppn over the tna which has to leave two or three pawns left presiding on the precipice of pubs tpa senate in the taa.

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Just join the new forum people.  There will be no edits to your posts there.  Or vindictive infractions by admins.  That would be inappropriate.

Where's the new forum?

http://www.politicalforum.com

Oh my God, did Aizen just unleash the CCSF plague onto Bizarro Atlas? We might win our war after all.

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I wish more men knew how to finish...

[Antonio the Sixth]

wow

crabcake wins atlas

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Instead of having to go through a controversial vote on this, wouldn't it be easier for everyone if there were, say, an accident.

Sometimes, when you're just taking a smoke outside the South Carolina Capitol, and you know, you just happen to flick your cigarette 30ft into the air, and sometimes, some kinds of fabric just happen to react, you know?  Especially when somebody else just accidentally splashed kerosene on it while climbing a nearby ladder, but I mean, how on earth are you supposed to prepare for terrible coincidences like that?

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The titular poster strikes again: https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=215920

[Antonio the Sixth]

Yes, I believe this was one of the main points of order in the last Socialist International conference, as you can see from the transcript:

G. PAPANDREOU (PASOK) : the following motion is to censure "metal music" and its related culture. Is the motion carried?

F. HOLLANDE (Partie Socialist) : oui, metal is contrary to our essential SJW values.

T. MULCAIR (NDP) : yes, eh. you would not hear metal in dudefest.

D. ROUSSEFF (Worker's party) : motion carried. Next, will the floor consider an amendment from S. GANDHI (Indian National Congress) condemning South Park?

[Antonio the Sixth]

Context is irrelevant:

So...then what about me?

[Antonio the Sixth]

? Wasn't intended to be a humorous post.

The best humour is always unintentional.

[Antonio the Sixth]

AIDS vs a cold.

Discussing it with BRTD might not be so bad since he can be pretty affable.  You might think "well, his taste in music is awful... but whatever"...

But then you meet Antonio and have a somewhat heated argument about gender and sex.  And you find you should be able to throw it off completely... after all you are comfortable with your gender and you have enough sex... this shouldn't be affecting you so badly... but the symptoms just get worse and worse the more Antonio keeps talking.  Before long, images of emo-violence and crusty unbathed masses of dudes wearing cargo pants and black food-bespecked band t-shirts with a beer in one hand and their other hand in their pocket start to flood your mind.  You start hearing people screaming bloody murder about how much they love Jesus while a guy with a face tattooed on his face ruptures his vocal chords in his quest for music nirvana (but not that nirvana)

And then it dawns on you.  Your defense mechanisms were completely destroyed in the interim by BRTD's bizarre music tastes.  WIthout you even knowing it...You have contracted BRTAIDS.  And an innocent argument with Antonio... something you should be able to fend off the way you flick a mosquito that has landed on your arm... now means certain death.

Thanks Obama.

[Antonio the Sixth]

this percentage is grossly inflated.

self-insert fanfictions don't count, guys. especially you, "hillary clinton and the 20-inch ice spear".