TXCD Memorial Thread

[Niemeyerite]

October 18th. Dan Patrick manipulates Senator Bernie Sanders so that he kills President Tom Cotton.

October 19th. VP Dan Patrick becomes President minutes after Tom Cotton's found dead in the Senate. He had promised Sanders that he'd become VP, but changes his mind and orders the FBI to arrest him. David Duke is sworn in as VP. The moderate GOP senators threaten Patrick with voting "no" on his budget if he keeeps eliminating people, but patrick manages to manipulate them.

[Niemeyerite]

Patrick escapes from prison and decides to invade Canada by manipulating Stephen Harper. Now, Patrick is Canada PM. Queen Elizabeth II is more or less angry with Patrick attitude and decisions and threatens him with not visiting Canada if he doesn't step down as PM. Patrick, as wise as he is, realizes Queen Elizabeth is too old to travel to Canada anyway, so he decides to continue as Prime Minister.

One day after the incident with the Queen, he realizes that not only she's too old to travel, but too old to govern. With his manipulating skills, he convinces Prince Charles to start a succession war against his mother with the support of Canada. Dictator Julian Castro is supporting Queen Eizabeth but Patrick wins because he is so sage and then convinces two members of the House of Lords to kill King Charles and the entire royal family.

Patrick is now the King after manipulating every member of the Commons and the Lords with the help of Nick Clegg. King Patrick I is now a British nationalist and hates France, After trying to manipulate François Hollande with the help of Jean-Louis Borloo he realizes it's better to destroy the country because "France is full of communists".

[Niemeyerite]

Election night, November 6, 2018 100% reporting:

Statewide election results
United States Senator
U.S. Senator Ted Cruz (R-inc)-98%
Former Houston Mayor Annise Parker (D)-2%

Governor: 
Former U.S. Housing and Urban Development Secretary Julian Castro (D)-1%
Governor Dan Patrick (R)-99%

*Problems with voting machines in Harris County and Dallas County solved. Patrick forced people there and everywhere to vote for him. Only a bunch of communist Mexicans voted for Castro, and most of them by error.

Lieutenant Governor-Open
Former State Senator Wendy Davis (D-Fort Worth)-5%
Comptroller Glenn Hegar (R)-95%

State Attorney General
State AG Ken Paxton (R-inc.,)-99%
Harris County Sheriff Adrian Garcia (D)-1%

Comptroller of Public Accounts-Open
Former Houston City Controller Ron Green (D)-3%
Former Agriculture Commissioner Todd Staples (R)-97%

Commissioner of the General Land Office
Land Commissioner George P. Bush (R-inc.,)-100%
Former Dallas Mayor Laura Miller (D)-0%

Commissioner of Agriculture
Agriculture Commissioner Sid Miller (R)-97%
Former El Paso Mayor John Cook (D)-3%

Railroad Commissioner, Place 3
Railroad Commissioner Christi Craddick (R-inc.,)-4%
Former U.S. Rep. Chris Bell (D-TX)-96%

In this race Texans voted for the democrat because Patrick told them to vote for "Christ" and they thought they had to vote for "Chris" and not "Christi".

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