The Seriously? Theatre of Absurdity, Ignorance, and Bad Posts V

[Goldwater]

To paraphrase something I said to dead0man once, even if South Park is left wing 49% of the time and right wing 51% of the time, that still makes it a net right wing show...and thus absolute garbage. I prefer my entertainment to be all liberal, all the time.

Emphasis on the truly ridiculous part.

[Goldwater]

If the shooting actually happened, his punishment should be having to watch racial cuckold porn on rerun forever. But, I'm of the opinion that this whole thing was a false-flag. Way too many things don't make sense about this incident. The kid had a black friend who said he never said anything racist, the FBI "just happened" to be having an active shooter drill on the exact day of the "shooting", and the victim's family members just look like terrible actors. Seriously, how are you going to tell me that their family members were just slaughtered?

Not to mention, this story conveniently checks all of the boxes on the agenda of government control.

Justification for gun control? Check.
Justification for govt control of the Internet ("I wasn't raised racist, I became radicalized online!")? Check.
Justification for defining domestic citizens as "terrorists" ("this shooting was an act of terrorism, it's absolutely critical that we recognize and describe it as this!")? Check.

And to top it all off, the family members of the "victims" are being given $29 million by the Federal government. You seriously think they would give that much just to "help them recover"?

I could be wrong, but this whole thing just seems way too sus.

[Goldwater]

Ah, the joys of free speech...

[Goldwater]

DavidB can explicitly condone terrorism yet IndyTexas saying mean things (in an obviously unserious manner) about teh joos is "banworthy"? Interesting.

I fail to see how his blatant racism was "obviously unserious". I mean, aren't jokes supposed to be funny?

[Goldwater]

Context:

No. He's the second best poster after CXS.

[Goldwater]

I mean, Bloomberg is socially liberal and fiscally conservative.

[Goldwater]

Sanders.

Nader isn't liberal at all. He's an authoritarian right winger.

[Goldwater]

We already have a one-nation conservative party in the United States: it's called the Democratic Party.  Really, only the Bernie wing of the party wouldn't be virtually interchangeable with, say, the Tories in the UK.

lol

[Goldwater]

Horrible Band. They violate the #1 rule of punk rock: That it should be all liberal, all the time.

The modern day punk/hardcore bands that write songs that are really just long essays about the abolition of gender roles or being self-aware to avoid microaggressions or promoting the destruction and annihilation of culture or who wrote a multi-paragraph essay about how they don't like that a local venue serves beer brands that engage in sexist advertising are the real punks, not these dumbass neandrathals.