Other fantastic Florida laws include:
-Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown.
-Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.
-It is illegal to skateboard without a license.
-When having sex, only the missionary position is legal.
-You may not fart in a public place after 6 P.M.
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It is considered an offense to shower naked.-You are not allowed to break more than three dishes per day, or chip the edges of more than four cups and/or saucers.
-Women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer, as can the salon owner.
-Oral sex is illegal.
-A special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday or she shall risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing.
-You may not kiss your wife’s breasts.
