Jesus vs. Allah

[Ameriplan]

With Jesus as a Democrat and Allah as a Republican.

[True Federalist (진정한 연방 주의자)]

Since Allah wouldn't be able to appear in any TV ads, and would have to refuse any televised debates, he'd get creamed.

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

Fail.

Also, do you know that Jesus is considered as one of the prophets in Islam?

The better (still retarded) matchup would be Jesus (a son of God) v. Muhammad (a last prophet of the God)

[Ameriplan]

Fail.

Also, do you know that Jesus is considered as one of the prophets in Islam?

The better (still retarded) matchup would be Jesus (a son of God) v. Muhammad (a last prophet of the God)

Jesus is not the nephew of Moses, as the Q'uran reports.

[Ameriplan]

Jesus' VP would be... Peter, to bring in the Catholic vote, and Muhammed, would be Allah's VP.

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

Fail.

Also, do you know that Jesus is considered as one of the prophets in Islam?

The better (still retarded) matchup would be Jesus (a son of God) v. Muhammad (a last prophet of the God)

You mean Muhammad.

No, dude, I mean both Jesus and Muhammad are recognized by Koran as prophets.

[Ameriplan]

Fail.

Also, do you know that Jesus is considered as one of the prophets in Islam?

The better (still retarded) matchup would be Jesus (a son of God) v. Muhammad (a last prophet of the God)

You mean Muhammad.

No, dude, I mean both Jesus and Muhammad are recognized by Koran as prophets.

Jesus was more than a prophet. He was God incarnate.

[Obnoxiously Slutty Girly Girl]

538-0

[Derek]

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California would love to see Christianity end. San Francisco would drool over that idea. Illinois only has Jesus in the 70's because Obama's true colors would show and he'd get out the vote for Allah and fail like he does with everything else. As for the rest of the country I'm sure it's pretty clear. Ok, please close this thread now.

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

Fail.

Also, do you know that Jesus is considered as one of the prophets in Islam?

The better (still retarded) matchup would be Jesus (a son of God) v. Muhammad (a last prophet of the God)

You mean Muhammad.

No, dude, I mean both Jesus and Muhammad are recognized by Koran as prophets.

Jesus was more than a prophet. He was God incarnate.

Depends if you look from Christian or Muslim POV.

[Derek]

Muslims use the Gospel of Peter which is a gnostic book. In that Jesus didn't really have a body but just appeared to have a body. It was embraced and likely written by the docetists. Most scholars date this to 125 and would be an early gnostic gospel. It features Jesus laughing at people who think that he is really dying and a giant talking cross at the tomb.

[Sasquatch]

Write In: The Spaghetti Monster

[Ameriplan]

Write In: The Spaghetti Monster

Ah, the CPUSA candidate.

[Ameriplan]

Fail.

Also, do you know that Jesus is considered as one of the prophets in Islam?

The better (still retarded) matchup would be Jesus (a son of God) v. Muhammad (a last prophet of the God)

You mean Muhammad.

No, dude, I mean both Jesus and Muhammad are recognized by Koran as prophets.

Jesus was more than a prophet. He was God incarnate.

Depends if you look from Christian or Muslim POV.

True, but basically the Qu'ran was mainly just copied from other books, like the Talmud, the Bible, and others.

[Derek]

Write In: The Spaghetti Monster

Hmm? Why not a giant taco that craps ice cream?

[Ameriplan]

Write In: The Spaghetti Monster

Hmm? Why not a giant taco that craps ice cream?

Oh, you mean Rosie O'Donnell

[Derek]

Fail.

Also, do you know that Jesus is considered as one of the prophets in Islam?

The better (still retarded) matchup would be Jesus (a son of God) v. Muhammad (a last prophet of the God)

You mean Muhammad.

No, dude, I mean both Jesus and Muhammad are recognized by Koran as prophets.

Jesus was more than a prophet. He was God incarnate.

Depends if you look from Christian or Muslim POV.

True, but basically the Qu'ran was mainly just copied from other books, like the Talmud, the Bible, and others.

I'm now going to be posting in the religion/philosophy section. Give me an hour to review my work and post. Have you checked out my creation and flood threads?

[Ameriplan]

Fail.

Also, do you know that Jesus is considered as one of the prophets in Islam?

The better (still retarded) matchup would be Jesus (a son of God) v. Muhammad (a last prophet of the God)

You mean Muhammad.

No, dude, I mean both Jesus and Muhammad are recognized by Koran as prophets.

Jesus was more than a prophet. He was God incarnate.

Depends if you look from Christian or Muslim POV.

True, but basically the Qu'ran was mainly just copied from other books, like the Talmud, the Bible, and others.

I'm now going to be posting in the religion/philosophy section. Give me an hour to review my work and post. Have you checked out my creation and flood threads?

ok.

[Derek]

Write In: The Spaghetti Monster

Hmm? Why not a giant taco that craps ice cream?

Oh, you mean Rosie O'Donnell

Did you see that episode too?

[Ameriplan]

Write In: The Spaghetti Monster

Hmm? Why not a giant taco that craps ice cream?

Oh, you mean Rosie O'Donnell

Did you see that episode too?

No but I know what you're talking about.