The Michael A. Naso Institute of Comedy

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The edit here is funny:

Admit it BRTD, the main thing you care about in MN is just putting Rice County in MN-1 right?  You should have studied harder and gone to Carleton College. 

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The juxtaposition here is hilarious:

I haven't heard of most of these shows.  Who watches this crap?

Only ones I watch:

Big Bang Theory (R - OMG I love this show!)

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Oakvale deserves props for his incredibly accurate and amusing portrayal of what I would almost assuredly be, were Atlasian politics real.

I meet Marokai Blue at a Nyman bar. It's around three in the afternoon, and he looks frazzled. He's wearing a raincoat for reasons I don't understand and carrying a large binder. Throughout the course of our conversation he'll pull a document from the binder and wave it around to illustrate a point. I order straight whiskey, he a Cosmopolitan. After gently insulting his choice of beverage, I get down to business. We sit for hours, as I chain-smoke cigarettes and Marokai orders progressively stronger drinks. With passage of the smoking ban some moons ago, the barman should technically ask me to stop, but he's a wizened old Latino man who looks about ninety and doesn't seem to care. Anyway.

No Atlasia and no attention-whoring, please.

Who made you the guardian of this thread?

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I love this exchange.

Just googled her, I don't read fiction so that explains it. So my lack of knowledge of female fiction writer somehow sums me up? At least I admit things like that instead of running to Google every time to pretend I know something I don't(like Link).

Franz Kafka was a man.

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From the NFL pick em:

Giants (6-2) at 49ers (7-1) - San Francisco Giants

I love how completely incomprehensible that selection is. The San Francisco Giants haven't played at Candlestick Park since 1999.

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From the NFL pick em:

Giants (6-2) at 49ers (7-1) - San Francisco Giants

I love how completely incomprehensible that selection is. The San Francisco Giants haven't played at Candlestick Park since 1999.

There are actually Giants in SF ? Too bad though for BushOK that they are in the wrong sport ...

You didn't know that? Perhaps you should look at some other American sports sometimes.

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Doesn't really work without context.

I give up. I expect bad things from government bureaucrats, but this is beyond anything I've experienced before. There's some adjective derived from some author and some French suffix for this kind of thing, but despite being something of an expert in women's literature and English adjectives, I can't recall what it is - "à la Brontë" or something like that.

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Thus always to anti-hashtag tyrants!

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I'll post in any manner that I wish. #SicSemperTyrannis

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Which moderator was it?

Mr. Moderate

Well, look, the word "moderate" is right there in his name! I think we should defer to his judgment on this one.

I think I should get credit for having noticed that months ago.

About as much respect as a monkey who throws his own feces deserves, yes.

Now that you're a moderator, you have the most appropriate name on the forum.

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The might be the best post in the history of our fair forums.

In that same post he leaves it open for interpretation whether Newt Gingrich is definitely speaking or defiantly speaking.

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I feel kind of bad for finding this so funny.

I've been saying this for weeks now, frothy's day will come and it will come hard.

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"what about 54?"

It was open in the 1970s and then closed down because the owner was a crook and then it pretty much failed. They made a bad movie about it in the '90s with Mike Myers, Ryan Phillipe, and Neve Campbell.

Thanks. So the key i have been given is wrong.

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Censored to protect Inks's delicate sensibilities

19:48   BRTD83   BUT F-CKING PERRY WON COUNTIES
19:48   BRTD83   WHAT THE F-CK
19:48   BRTD83   WHAT THE F-CK IS WRONG WITH THOSE F-CKING PEOPLE
19:48   BRTD83   WHAT TYPE OF F-CKING MORON WOULD VOTE FOR PERRY

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If Joe wants to have 2 girlfriends, well, that's fine legally.

And if Joe gets his 2 girlfriends pregnant, that's also fine legally.

Now, if 2 different women are pregnant with Joe's children, maybe it'd make sense for them to move in together.

If Joe lives with his 2 girlfriends, and his 2 children by 2 different women, that would also be fine legally.

I endorse this scenario.

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I have no idea about Tim Tebow, whoever he is.  The funny part was who it was addressed to.

I think it would be fun to hear Al's thoughts about the NFL.

He was in a relationship with someone he delivered? That's kind of gross.

Karen Santorum = Ron Swanson

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Gentlemen, please welcome a most unexpected visitor to these hallowed halls:

Santorum= Man on Dog
Romney= Dog on Car.

That was actually kind of amusing.

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ELECTION 2092

Iowa Senator and Fmr. Biologist Jumbo Yumpiger (Republican) : 49.7%, 316 EVs
Utah Governor and Fmr. General Knark Glubyah (Democrat) : 49.9%, 222 EVs

A blue moon?  I can't see that happening very often.

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He only saved one girl? Man, he must have sucked as a Mormon missionary.

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This thread starts out with a pretty dumb premise, but then takes a turn for the awesome.

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If the answer is 'Gerard Kennedy' then the question is a deeply stupid one.

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I come from a country where the election debate moves timeslots due to a cooking show.

In Canada they move debates for hockey; in Australia they do it for a cooking show. What about other countries?

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I think that's more absurd than comedic.

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Not even.  I cruised this board last election

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