Natalie Portman (D) vs. Britney Spears (R)

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

Option 1.

NO BRAINER! One is a thousand times better looking and a billion times more intelligent.

[Joe Republic]

Wasn't this one done like a month ago?

[TeePee4Prez]

Natalie Portman.  Think she would win, but the rest of this redneck nation might not accept an intelligent, beautiful New York Jewish girl that easily.  A ditzy blonde would "relate" better.

[Cashcow]

Hot, smart, and talented:



Ugly, useless skank:



Take your pick.

[George W. Bush]

Portman: Ugly Dike



Spears: Hot, Funnny, Hot, Loves America




But I would vote for Republican Jessica Simpson

[Cashcow]

So you'd vote for someone with roughly 100 IQ points less than her challenger. OK.

[Rob]

I would  both of them. I'd vote for Portman though, by default. And GWB, where did you find that hideous picture of Portman? She really does look like a dyke there.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

He obviously tried to find the absolute worst pic of her. Not fair.

Regardless, she is still far far hotter than Britney Spears overall, who looks like a trashy skank no matter what.

[A18]

It's an all woman race, so it's not as if you're going to get someone intelligent.

And yes, I would write in Jessica Simpson.

[Hitchabrut]

Portman/Portman. Zionism calls...

[Keystone Phil]

but the rest of this redneck nation

I hope whoeve the Democrats nominate in '08 uses that line. I'm sure Dean will use it every so often as DNC Chair.

[Jake]

Portman easily, Spears is an ugly, blonde, slut

[George W. Bush]

He obviously tried to find the absolute worst pic of her. Not fair.

Regardless, she is still far far hotter than Britney Spears overall, who looks like a trashy skank no matter what.

U can find a good and bad pic of anyone.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

He obviously tried to find the absolute worst pic of her. Not fair.

Regardless, she is still far far hotter than Britney Spears overall, who looks like a trashy skank no matter what.

U can find a good and bad pic of anyone.

OK, then find good pics of Linda Tripp, Janet Reno or Roberta Combs.

[George W. Bush]

He obviously tried to find the absolute worst pic of her. Not fair.

Regardless, she is still far far hotter than Britney Spears overall, who looks like a trashy skank no matter what.

U can find a good and bad pic of anyone.

OK, then find good pics of Linda Tripp, Janet Reno or Roberta Combs.

lol, U win.

[George W. Bush]

So you'd vote for someone with roughly 100 IQ points less than her challenger. OK.

Well, I did in the last election, along with 62,041,268 other people.

[PBrunsel]

So you'd vote for someone with roughly 100 IQ points less than her challenger. OK.

Says the man who would vote for FDR over Herbert Hoover.

[TheWildCard]

I still have yet to see evidence of Portmans intelligence anywhere (not saying it doesn't exist I just have yet to see it).

I'd write-in Jessica Simpson.

[Cashcow]

So you'd vote for someone with roughly 100 IQ points less than her challenger. OK.

Says the man who would vote for FDR over Herbert Hoover.

Both men were very smart. Britney Spears is a moron.

[PBrunsel]

So you'd vote for someone with roughly 100 IQ points less than her challenger. OK.

Says the man who would vote for FDR over Herbert Hoover.

Both men were very smart. Britney Spears is a moron.

Hoover was at least 100 IQ points smarter than FDR. Hoover was an engineer who was a self made millionaire. FDR was a guy who never worked a day in his life who inherited millions from his dad and was a career politician. Yet FDR was still dumber than Hoover, but you would vote for FDR.

Explain why you would vote for someone 100 IQ points less than his challenger?

[Cashcow]

You are clearly joking.

[George W. Bush]

You are clearly joking.

Would you vote for Hitler over Al Gore? Or George Bush?

[George W. Bush]

I still have yet to see evidence of Portmans intelligence anywhere (not saying it doesn't exist I just have yet to see it).

I was thinking that also. When has she showed how smart she is?

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

Hitler wasn't very intelligent. His military plans were idiotic. What type of person tries to wage a two front war against the two strongest countries in the world?

Stalin would be a better example.

As for where she showed her intelligence, see the first picture posted.

[nini2287]

Here's Linda Tripp: