INFOWARS.COM_PRISONPLANET.COM ACT
HOUSE BILL
To stop martial law and the new world order.
Be it enacted by the Congress of the Republic of Atlasia assembled
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SECTION I: TITLE1. This law shall be referred to as the INFOWARS.COM_PRISONPLANET.COM Act.
II: CRUSHING THE NEW WORLD ORDER1. It shall be expressly prohibited for Atlasian Flag to be displayed in any federal court, or during any federal administrative hearing, tribunal, or arbitration, if that Atlasian Flag has been adorned by decorative fringe.
2. It is the position of Congress that President Fhtagn should rescind Presidential Decision Directive 25 subordinating Atlasian soldiers under U.N. Command.
3. Federal Rule of Civil Procedure 84 shall read as follows: “Nothing in these rules shall prohibit a lawyer from informing a jury of their right as a jury to nullify statutory laws and regulations which are inconsistent with the Constitution of Atlasia.”
4. All federal employees who receive more than $20 from the illuminati shall be required to annually disclose such payment. 5 U.S.C. App. 1 shall be amended accordingly.
5. No federal monies shall be appropriated or expended for the purpose of flying black helicopters or other aircraft with a cell-site simulator for the purposes of collecting private data. Any unspent federal monies appropriated for the above purpose is hereby rescinded.
6. No federal monies shall be appropriated to or expended by DAARPA for the purpose of researching or operating a weather machine in Alaska. Any unspent federal monies appropriated for the above purpose is hereby rescinded.
7. A study shall be conducted by the GM staff on how many FEMA mass concentration camps are owned, maintained, or funded, by the federal government.
III: PROTECTING HEALTH1. The addition of Thimerosal as a preservative in any vaccine subject to federal regulation is hereby prohibited. 21 C.F.R. 610.15(a) shall be amended accordingly.
2. The maximum allowable level of fluoride allowed in drinking water subject to federal regulation shall be reduced to 1.5mg/L (1.5 ppm). 40 C.F.R. 141 shall be amended accordingly.
3. Collodial silver shall be considered an eligible over the counter medicine for the purposes of expenditures from Health Savings Account monies. Title XLII-7 of the Code of Atlasia shall be amended accordingly.
4. Nutrition supplements may include non-FDA approval general wellness information on packaging materials provided the information is preceded by a statement that such
information has not been approved by the FDA.
IV: PROMOTING SCIENCE AND UNCOVERING THE TRUTH1. The North American Great Ape, (
Homo sasquatchis), also known as bigfoot, is hereby added to the Endangered Species List. 50 C.F.R. 17.11 shall be amended accordingly.
2. 1 U.S.C. 1, also known as the Dictionary Act is hereby amended to reflect that for the purposes of federal law,
dinosaur and
dragon shall be equivalent terms.
3. No federal monies shall be appropriated or expended for the purpose of conducting autopsies or vivisections of extraterrestrial lifeforms. Any unspent federal monies appropriated for the above purpose is hereby rescinded.
4. A study shall be conducted by the GM staff on whether or not jet fuel burns hot enough to melt steel.
5. A study shall be conducted by the GM staff on whether or not there are chemicals in the water turning the frickin frogs gay.
6. All moon rocks collected as part of the NASA Apollo missions shall be auctioned off, the proceeds of which shall be deposited into the general treasury, since everyone knows we never really landed on the moon.
7. By December 31, 2018, the National Archives and Record Administration shall certify that all files and records pertaining to the investigation of the assassination of President John F. Kennedy have been publicly released.
SECTION V: EFFECTIVE DATE 1. This act shall take effect immediately. No lawsuit to enforce the provisions of the law shall be justiciable in any federal or Regional court until 90 days after this law takes effect.