The Kalwejt Foundation for the Promotion of Atlas Hilarity

[Antonio the Sixth]

Seeing how the last thread hit the fateful 2000-post milestone, I'd say a change is in order. Crabcake is still awesome, of course, but other posters have earned their time in limelight, and Kal is foremost among them.

Some recent contributions:

https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=259218

it's a pity southern populists like big Jim Folsom did not succeed in forging a lastin coalition between working class whites and Blacks against the influence of Big Mules.

Also, I have severe problms with coordination, but I feel more receptiv e toward human race now.

You'd have to ask Franzl. My spoken English is quite annoying.

But is this really relevant? I mean, there are other issues regarding forum community that ought to be discussed, including how severe BRTD's mental condition is or whether angus is as eloquent in RL as on the forum. I mean, Jesus, his posts are piece of art. Almost essays. Should be published.

Also, realisticidealist had made an useless post in this thread, man. Who gives a flip about his "general views about the states". I do not and sure as hell my family doesn't either.

To end this post with a positive note, I consider this board as somewhat acceptable, in contract to Atlasia or whatever board ag moderated. Don't remember really. I think poor guy gone bananas. Peace.

https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=259308

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This is not funny. It's disgusting.

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thread title is a bit Kafkaesque imo.

Doesn't that make it all the better?

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OK, can we go back to the purpose of the Foundation plz?

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Oh, also, you wouldn't become a conservative Anglican, you'd become a sedevacantist.

I don't see how even a Catholic version of me, with the rest of quirks intact, would be able to tolerate a Latin Mass or consider it the only valid mass.

Well, a true All Catholic, All the Time person would.

You can't be a True Catholic^TM if you don't like the Latin mass. That's like Catholic Hipster 101 right there. Next step would be the Divine Liturgy and a strange fondness for iconostases, then it's a slippery slope down to the pining for the Mozarabic Rite, Maronite propagating signs of peace, and speaking Aramaic on the plains of Nineveh.

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"MON ROI EST VIVANT"

France can fix that!

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Reposted in the proper thread:

Both sides do it. No party are saints. Democrats and Republicans. Alabama politics is corrupt. Don Siegelman, Mike Hubbard, Jeff Sessions, Robert Bentley, and Luther Strange.

Martha Roby for Senate
Walter Maddox for Governor

Stop the crap. Both sides do it.

yes! both sides frequently consort with foreign enemies of the United States in order to sabotage an opponent's political campaign and be elected. this is definitely not unprecedented and is clearly a thing that has happened before ever and its certainly totally something that any democrat has ever done before. your insight is flawless and you're definitely not a partisan moron spewing propaganda, thank you for allowing us to bask in your flawless wisdom that is completely bereft of any sort of dishonesty or bias

I am an Independent. Both sides are crazy. I vote for the best Republican and Democrat. I am an Independent.

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Associated Press -

We are reporting from the tense nation of LGBTland where an impossible dream has become a nightmare. The breakaway Lesbian Republic, denounced by central authorities in the capital Fabula as an illegal terrorist state, has set militias to attack new government approved settlements, building pop up drag bars and Turkish saunas in defensive clusters. With reports that raving gangs of bisexuals acting as mercenary security forces, chances of a peaceful two state solution are increasingly becoming distant.

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BRTD has become the Julian Assange to Kalwejt's HRC. Very sad, especially as this "LarryT" character didn't even post any decent recipes for risotto.

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A Just America really sucks as an opposition party

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https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=261037.msg5576936#msg5576936

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Context:

"Thank God." - the woods

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"how we maintained our insurgency while halving our carbon footprint"

"Over 90% of our weaponry is made from recycled American and Soviet equipment."

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What would the alt-centre be? A responsible way to decrease the structural deficit, which was the Jews fault to begin with?

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You need familiarity with ancient history + familiarity with Asterix comics + familiarity with recent developments in the 2017 presidential campaign to get it, but if you do, it's hilarious:

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Credit where it's due:

What happened to big gubmint?

Its not the size, its how you use it!

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Why doth thou seekest advice from Atlas? Hast thou not heard the Tale of Artoo and the woe that befell him?

Hast thou no friends in College? Art thou in complete want of tact or spine?

Modern English please? My friends are not sensible enough and lack sufficient experience.

Worry not of him. He knoweth naught of what he spaketh naught of, and of that which he spaketh of, he knoweth yet less. Men greater than thou, once caught in yonder Smith's webs, hath yet lost all he wished to take from such as them. Discussion with a fool such as yonder worthy Smith hath naught result bar one. Fools such as he draggeth such as thee down to their lowly level, and then he beateth all there in experience of foolishness and in foolery. 'Tis what 'tis.

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Crabcake strikes again!

https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=262791.0

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ACT III
Scene 1

Friends, lawyers, congressmen, lend me your ears;
I come to bury Trumpcare, not to praise it.
The evil that laws do lives after them;
The good is oft interred with their bones;
So let it be with Trumpcare. The noble Ryan
Hath told you Donald was ambitious:
If it were so, it were a grievous fault,
And grievously hath Donald answer'd it.
Here, under leave of Ryan and the rest —
For Ryan is an honorable man;
So are they all, all honorable men —
Come I to speak at Trumpcare's funeral.
It was a bill, bigly and promising:
But Ryan says it was ambitious;
And Ryan is an honorable man.
It would throw many millions from their care
Whose premiums our donors' pockets fill:
Did this in Trumpcare seem ambitious?
When the people hath died, Trumpcare hath laughed:
Ambition should be made of sterner stuff:
Yet Ryan says it was ambitious;
And Ryan is an honorable man.
You all did see that by the hundredth day
We thrice presented them a bigly bill
Which they did thrice refuse: was this ambition?
Yet Ryan says it was ambitious;
And, sure, he is an honorable man.
I speak not to disprove what Ryan spoke,
But here I am to speak what I do know.
You did elect him once, not without cause:
What cause withholds you, then, to vote with him?
O judgement! thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men hath lost their reason. Bear with me;
My heart is in the coffin there with Trumpcare;
And I must pause 'til it come back to me.

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This. Is. Beautiful.

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I don't get it

Look at PA, MI and WI.

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discuss with maps

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OK, the pointless bickering has gone on too long. One more reply and I'm locking this thread for a couple days.

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I don't get it

It takes an advanced education in symbolism and art history to fully grasp. I suggest Muppets in Cold War Art and Graphic Design by Anna Balakian if you're looking for a primer.

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https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=265169.0