Ben for Mideast Assembly

[Alexander Hamilton]

and then taking away personal liberties under the idea that it will prevent obesity?

You didn't really seem to have a problem with the bill banning smoking in public establishments.

Read my argument. I'm done with this type of stuff. Let my last hours go peacefully, please

Creeeeeeeepyyy......

didnt think its too much toask but ok

[Хahar 🤔]

And why should we trust you when you created a false account for no apparent reason then to create a false account?

Very valid point.  The voters need to take me at my word when I say that I will not betray their trust a second time.

You said that the last time you ran for office.

Just sayin'...

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

Can you shake it like a salt shaker, if need be?

[Marokai Backbeat]

Can you shake it like a salt shaker, if need be?

So the leader of the RPP is attracted to a 16 year old boy?

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

Can you shake it like a salt shaker, if need be?

So the leader of the RPP is attracted to a 16 year old boy?

Scandal breaking!

[Alexander Hamilton]

Can you shake it like a salt shaker, if need be?

So the leader of the RPP is attracted to a 16 year old boy?

So now Duke is the leader... I see how it is.

[Marokai Backbeat]

Can you shake it like a salt shaker, if need be?

So the leader of the RPP is attracted to a 16 year old boy?

So now Duke is the leader... I see how it is.

On paper, anyway.

[Kaine for Senate '18]

I'd like to comment on the proposed Right to Life Bill, which is currently being debated by the Senate.  I am a firm believer in a women's right to choose, and I strongly oppose this draconian bill.

[Kaine for Senate '18]

A large crowd gathers outside a Barnes and Noble in Baltimore to hear Senatorial candidate Ben Constine speak.  As he steps up to the podium, he shakes hands with his supporters.

I’d like to address certain slanders being made about me in recent days.  I do not wish to abolish every nation that opposes Israel, nor will I let my religion dictate my foreign policy, and nor am I a moral bigot.

I am disappointed that my opponent has decided to follow this line of attack.  I had thought him a man of integrity, who would not sink to such levels.  Clearly, I was wrong.  In following through on these lies, my opponent makes Rodrigo Borgia look like a man of great integrity.   I call upon him to renounce the lies being spread by his surrogates, and to run this campaign at a higher, honest level.

I will admit to the foolish, impolitic statement of declaring that Tehran should be burned to the ground.  I will not attempt to justify the statement; I will merely say that it was a foolish thing to say, and I hope you are willing to look past my one misstatement and look at the grand sum of my words and deeds; my opponents will attempt to repeat the phrase over and over again, but you must ignore their specious arguments, and look at our records.  I will work for the people of the Mideast, be they Jewish, Christian, Muslim, Agnostic, or anything else.

Thank you, and God bless you.

As the candidate descends from the podium, the song Pink Houses by John Cougar Mellencamp plays on the speakers.

[Alexander Hamilton]

You forgot Atheists...

[Kaine for Senate '18]

You forgot Atheists...

I will work for the Atheists too; anyone who is in the Mideast will have my support.

[DownWithTheLeft]

I'm not good with the search feature, can someone please find me the quote where Constine says he wants to burn Tehran to the ground and kill civilians in Iran?  I mean its not like he denies saying it or anything

[Kaine for Senate '18]

I'm not good with the search feature, can someone please find me the quote where Constine says he wants to burn Tehran to the ground and kill civilians in Iran?  I mean its not like he denies saying it or anything

I don't deny it; I admit to saying it.

I will admit to the foolish, impolitic statement of declaring that Tehran should be burned to the ground.  I will not attempt to justify the statement; I will merely say that it was a foolish thing to say...

[DownWithTheLeft]

I don't care how many times you issue worthless apoligies, the voters deserve to see the sick comment that you posted.  No one here is stupid enough to believe that you didn't actually mean what you said the first time

[Alexander Hamilton]

I don't care how many times you issue worthless apoligies, the voters deserve to see the sick comment that you posted.  No one here is stupid enough to believe that you didn't actually mean what you said the first time

I am.

[DownWithTheLeft]

I don't care how many times you issue worthless apoligies, the voters deserve to see the sick comment that you posted.  No one here is stupid enough to believe that you didn't actually mean what you said the first time

I am.

That has to do with your hatred of Tmth

[Kaine for Senate '18]

That has to do with your hatred of Tmth

And this all has to do with your hatred of me.  You aren't so delusional as to think that I actually believe what I said, you just think it will be good sport to attack me on it, and hopefully trick a voter into believing it.  The voters of the Mideast are smarter than that; they see through your lies.

[Alexander Hamilton]

I don't care how many times you issue worthless apoligies, the voters deserve to see the sick comment that you posted.  No one here is stupid enough to believe that you didn't actually mean what you said the first time

I am.

That has to do with your hatred of Tmth

Tmth apologized to me.

This has to do with your hatred of ben, who has done nothing wrong.

[DownWithTheLeft]

That has to do with your hatred of Tmth

And this all has to do with your hatred of me.  You aren't so delusional as to think that I actually believe what I said, you just think it will be good sport to attack me on it, and hopefully trick a voter into believing it.  The voters of the Mideast are smarter than that; they see through your lies.

Actually this has nothing to do with my hatred of you, I criticized you for the same subject when you were a member of the RPP and rejected all the additions you tried to make to the platform on foreign policy.  This position is the main reason you knew you would never receive the endorsement of the RPP for this seat.

[Ogis]

BEN LEFT THE RPP AN I MISSED IT? WELL, I'M RUNNING AGAINST HIM.

[Marokai Backbeat]

BEN LEFT THE RPP AN I MISSED IT? WELL, I'M RUNNING AGAINST HIM.

Yeah, well, you can't.

Off with you now.

[Alexander Hamilton]

BEN LEFT THE RPP AN I MISSED IT? WELL, I'M RUNNING AGAINST HIM.

Yeah, well, you can't.

Off with you now.

He's a better poster than you, to be frank.

[Marokai Backbeat]

BEN LEFT THE RPP AN I MISSED IT? WELL, I'M RUNNING AGAINST HIM.

Yeah, well, you can't.

Off with you now.

He's a better poster than you, to be frank.

Don't you have more members to expel or people to suck up to? No wasting your time in other threads!

[Alexander Hamilton]

BEN LEFT THE RPP AN I MISSED IT? WELL, I'M RUNNING AGAINST HIM.

Yeah, well, you can't.

Off with you now.

He's a better poster than you, to be frank.

Don't you have more members to expel or people to suck up to? No wasting your time in other threads!

I'll get to that stuff later.

[Kaine for Senate '18]

BEN LEFT THE RPP AN I MISSED IT? WELL, I'M RUNNING AGAINST HIM.

Yeah, well, you can't.

Off with you now.

He's a better poster than you, to be frank.

Funny.  If you think that, you're a fool.  Marokai isn't the best poster, but he's better than Ogis.