The Update for Everybody Else

[Bacon King]

My favorite roommate is moving to Tennessee in two weeks to move in with her girlfriend and I'm sad because dude I'm really gonna miss her.

[Bacon King]

GUYS GUYS GUYS

I've just finished my second date with this girl. We hung out literally all day, like 10 hours. I have all these butterflies in my stomach it's amazing. She's so hot, we think on the same level, I never have to explain what I say to her, I can be myself around her and still have a great time, we have perfectly complimentary sexual predilections, we're just all-in-all very awesome for each other. I know I've already told IRC about this but I just needed to gush a bit on the forum proper

[Bacon King]

... we have perfectly complimentary sexual predilections...

Hmm.. what are those?  And how did you discover this commonality?

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She loves to be thrown around, abused, dominated during sex. Having been with a few girls who enjoy sex this way, I've easily learned to love it- the rush and thrill is just incredible and it's so contrary to my generally amiable nature that's its exhilarating.

I learned this on our first date, we were sharing a drink together, she was talking about sex with an ex and made a joke hinting at it, I caught it and was jokingly like, "heeeeey you enjoy that?" And then she said yes; we talked about it for a bit and I said something to the effect of "OH, we are going to get along so well" and then we made plans to have sex in her car one we were finished with our drinks. It was a very enjoyable evening for the both of us.

[Bacon King]

indeed! We're both fond of it but we haven't yet in any of our three times due to the considerable time and effort it takes to, well, get it in

[Bacon King]

Also, because I missed it earlier, just wanted to say thank you to Cathcon, Sanchez, Nathan, and Beet

[Bacon King]

Damn, and only after two dates.

I've traditionally kept most of this stuff on IRC instead of on the forum, but truth be told, for better or worse I'm kind of a huge manwhore

I wish I was Bacon King.

Aww, thanks

But really though. Just be yourself and be confident, kind and sociable and that's really all it takes.

But also if you're going to wish you were a forumite there's totally better ones out there. I for one wish I was Joe Republic because he seriously looks like a model no homo

GUYS GUYS GUYS

I've just finished my second date with this girl. We hung out literally all day, like 10 hours. I have all these butterflies in my stomach it's amazing. She's so hot, we think on the same level, I never have to explain what I say to her, I can be myself around her and still have a great time, we have perfectly complimentary sexual predilections, we're just all-in-all very awesome for each other. I know I've already told IRC about this but I just needed to gush a bit on the forum proper

Congrats, mate! This is the best thing that could possibly happen to someone.

(to be fully honest, there is slight a note of jealousy in my mind right now - and I sincerely apologize for that - it just has to do with my own recent experience)

Thank you! But honestly, no need to be jealous If anything just use it as motivation to better yourself?

[Bacon King]

Update has been locked (presumably by Bushie himself).

If it isn't reopened, and a new one isn't started, should I continue "Hog and Blondie" ( https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=174552.msg3776225#msg3776225 ) in this thread, or put it in a standalone thread, or drop it completely?  I probably have another 15-20 episodes or so before the story is finished.

EDIT: In the rest of the story, there's a bit less focus on Bushie than there was in the first four episodes, and we bring in more Atlas memes and characters.  For example, you'll see Naso in more than one future episode.

Definitely deserves its own thread.

[Bacon King]

So I'm stuck in horrible traffic and worried I won't make it on time to my cousin's rehearsal dinner

[Bacon King]

Damn, hope everything is okay Joe

[Bacon King]

On Monday my psychiatrist gave the the go-ahead to stop taking the antidepressant I was prescribed back in May (I'm still taking the mood stabilizer o/c). Today I started feeling the SSRI Withdrawal and it's pretty much the most annoying thing ever. Like it's not debilitating or anything, it just that every few minutes I feel like my brain got struck by lightning.

Also here's an amusing gif

[Bacon King]

My car is totaled, this is depressing

[Bacon King]

Planned to have a boy toy tonight, but I got distracted drawing yet another Michigan map. My priorities suck!

Back in 2011 during reapportionment season I accidentally forgot that had plans to meet up with this girl I was fooling around with because I was caught up in Dave's Redistricting App trying to draw a really good State House map for Georgia. I have always felt so embarrassed for that; thank you Torie, I now have someone to share my pain