The Comedy Goldmine

[opebo]

I listen to hardcore and wear hoodies all the time, but rarely with the hood up.

The part I underlined had me laughing.

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I'm sure that there are plenty of underprivileged youngins in OKC that you can love on, Bushie.

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I don't get it.

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I don't get it.

Check out the faces in the last picture.

Oh!  Ladyboys!  Thanks I hardly notice them anymore.

Wait, Dr J is a female impersonator as well?

It's a harmless hobby. I don't hold it against him.

[opebo]

Yep, I am aware of how obtuse are those morons. We are pretty familiar with obtuse and stale attitudes towards certain issues related to sex and gender, aren't we?. It's just that the photo made me laugh, like certain opebo's 'funny' remark on the price of prostitutes (single-issue man until the grave), btw.

I don't know which one you mean - perhaps you should post it in here?

[opebo]

Sorry, opebo, the thread is locked. However, this was your reply to one post of mine where I mentioned Mad Men.

opebo: All I care about is access to prostitution.

Nathan: That's actually a very effective and succinct answer to the question.

opebo: I watched Madmen, and there were only a few prostitutes, and not at all reasonably priced, so...

I don't know why, but I found it somewhat hilarious, because it made me think about you as a crazy man or as a man going crazy due to the lack of reasonably priced prostitutes. Don't take that into account, it's only that some persons like me have a certain sense of absurdity and even find funny a certain type of humour based on absurdity, which is too fine tasted to all people outside Europe, you know In your favour plays that I can laugh with some of your posts, on the other hand I can't stand memphis. Do you know what I mean?

Yes, I know!  I like to think my humor is tailored for many tastes, a kind of shotgun approach.

Forget it, friend, Valero is like Robert Conrad begging you to knock the battery off his shoulder so he can kick your ass.  

Thank you very much, man, I like Robert Conrad!

This Robert Conrad battery braggadocio is a new meme on me!

[opebo]

The headache that was trying to develop earlier today has left the room.  It briefly got up to about a 4.0, but now is down to a 1.5.

Sounds like it's gotten much further than you have.

[opebo]

Oh wow, that sucks.  You never know when your time is up, no matter how young you are.  At least he was doing something he loved at the time.

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If politicus didn't do her Inks impression and lock the thread we could have quoted it earlier. 

Thread closers suck.

[opebo]

Good Evening again folks!  It has it’s been very busy and wonderful all at the same time although now I have a massive migraine unfortunately.

God has blessed me and my heart is so happy right now!  Seeing my kids, spending time with them and with the other children makes my heart sing with joy!  I’m going to enjoy church with them tomorrow and next Sunday as well.  I'm so happy it's going to be hard to sleep!

Things are coming along just fine but there is much work to do.  You guys would be proud that I have to drink so much water during the day.  I hope it helps.

Mom is going to talk to Dad while I’m gone.  She knows what my long term goals are and what is in my heart.  Since it’s just the two of them she can share my goals about Kenya with him.  I think he will be accepting.  I’m thinking I can be here full time within a few years, hopefully 2015 but not much later than 2016 and really be a Dad to my kids.

I’ll try and update you again soon!

[opebo]

So the cast is to keep himself from...

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Left out the best part, rejectamenta:

I certainly don't want to come into contact with prostitutes who smell like dirty diapers.

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In my family, the man pays for EVERYTHING and the woman pays for NOTHING

Hey your family and opebo have something in common!

[opebo]

It is rare that a humorous artifact of Atlas (modesty forfends any mention of the original authorship) can be re-used so many different times and in so many different ways (context):

[opebo]

Being a noob here, I have to ask: what does that map of France mean?

Sorry.

just be glad you don't know.

I don't know, dude. How do you expect him to survive without such a basic knowledge?

He's apparently survived in the real world despite being a mental defective, so he'll be ok here.

[opebo]

How come I'm not making it on here as much anymore?

1. I've been more mature.
2. People have me on ignore.
3. This forum is less active in the past couple of weeks.

For the bland and middlebrow, ballbuster, familiarity breeds contempt.  To be loved over the long haul you need to Be Somebody - see Bushie, BRTD, and (risking forfending modesty, myself).

[opebo]

Looks a bit better if you make the man very obviously pink, like we honkies:

[opebo]

Looks a bit better if you make the man very obviously pink, like we honkies:

He's standing in Louisiana, so obviously he's got that perma sun-deepfried look to his skin. Pink he was as a baby.

I'm still pink.  We tropicals never go outside, staying in air conditioning.

[opebo]

Mechaman is as brilliant as always.

The writing is on the wall.

As much as the forum's contingent of naive and uneducated blue avatars masses would like to believe otherwise, the future belongs to the Democrats.  Despite election loss after election loss and being in a permanent minority status, Republicans continue to lie to themselves, just like they do on basic science.  Republicans will never win another election ever again, because voting trends are set in stone.  2014 will see a net gain of Democratic House and Senate seats and in 2016 the Democrats will win a filibuster proof Senate and over 270 House Seats when Hillary Clinton wins a massive 450 vote landslide.

So cry home to mama all you blue avatars.  Nobody wants to be your friend anyone.  By this time next decade you will be lucky to be competitive in Oklahoma when the GOP starts debating which day Adam and Eve rested.  People everywhere are seeing that Barack OBama is the greatest president in a generation and has brought back true liberalism to America.  So stop hiding behind corporatist hopes and dreams and put down that cigarette before you die of lung cancer, you shills.

WHy don't you just go ahead and concede the race?  That's what I would do at least if Ted Cruz was in my party.

I'm pretty sure someone else did exactly that same joke over a week ago.

[opebo]

marriage is overrated, bushie.  in fact it is probably more soul killing than the doubles inks likes to work on weekends.

[opebo]

Vapid idiot

This, but in addition, a degenerate attention seeker. A rather unfortunate example of the consequences of drug use.

What the heck is wrong with you people?  Neither of those posts meets the standard of being the least bit funny.

[opebo]

Vapid idiot

This, but in addition, a degenerate attention seeker. A rather unfortunate example of the consequences of drug use.

What the heck is wrong with you people?  Neither of those posts meets the standard of being the least bit funny.

I posted it here because it was idiotic but in a little more ridiculous way than deserved to go in the deluge.

Oh well that's ok then.

[opebo]

Meanwhile, the former senate majority leader and the deputy MNGOP chair had their affair exposed, and the latter has lost most everything and recently was in a pretty serious car accident.

Wonderful news!

I think it's been established that BeccaM is an HP.

What? Why?

Just more of that moderate hero false equivalency bull we get around here.

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opebo, obviously (not a moron)

Not wanting to sound pretentious, but taking into account my academic record, you would be wise not to insinuate that I am a moron.

Perfect.

Well you have to give the poor hifly the benefit of the doubt - presumably he doesn't understand English very well, being from Germany.

Actually to get into Oxford University you do need to speak fluent English I believe.

He is quite ridiculous.

[opebo]

Allison realizes he really does love her after all and jumps into his arms jumps to him, thus slamming the physical manifestation of her history of culinary overindulgence against his own with enough force to cause at least one prolapsed anus.

You're welcome.

(we don't get nearly enough prolapsed anus jokes on here)