The Comedy Goldmine

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WTF is this?

...the beginning.

This truly opened my eyes.

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Context

Has Pope Francis ever been to Dudefest?

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I apologize for making this thread, FWIW.  I take full responsibility for the ensuing s**tstorm.

snowstalker no stop
don't give him ideas

we're only five down from majority nonvirgin, this is so much better than I expected and an improvement compared to polls like this in the past

good job atlas i'm so proud of you

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Intentional or not:

He has the capacity to display wit, intelligence, and collegiality when he wants to, and when he does he's great. I don't like his caustic affected personality of a brazen ideologue though, especially when he decides to spontaneously flip between different sets of beliefs (which honestly ruins the entire act).

Net FF but needs improvement. A respected IRC institution

Pretty much this.

Either Snowstalker is going throught an annoying phase or he a Bushie-style masochistic attention seeker. Hopefully he'll return to his pre-2013 quality.

Yes, he should go back to posting about My Little Pony.

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One of the easiest answers I've ever given. South Park, duh. What's morally repugnant about it?

Tonight on Some Dude With a Computer: Inside the mind of BTRD

1. If South Park has done episodes making fun of Democrats and/or liberals, then South Park must be right-wing propaganda.

2. If South Park is right-wing propaganda, then South Park must be evil and morally repugnant.

1. If Family Guy has done episodes making fun of Republicans and/or conservatives, then Family Guy must be left-wing propaganda.

2. If Family Guy is left-wing propaganda, then Family Guy must be awesome and the best thing ever.

This has been Some Dude With a Computer; join us next week when Hifly tells everyone about how he went Oxford.

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Option three: not respond to stupid troll question scenarios.

I agree with BRTD, these troll questions are really annoying. Asking if Opebo's ban is worth getting rid of Sneakers O'Toole is as obnoxious and unfunny as comparing South Park against Opebo's history, or asking if a show in Fargo, ND, is better than a show in the suburbs, and so on.

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If not for the Atlas Forum, we would be somewhere else having sex right now.

Correction.  You humpbacked losers are here because you couldn't get laid in a whore house.

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Context:

James Buchanan obviously

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Archaeological evidence indicates that the mod cave was created some time after the initial creation.  (And the infraction system even later.)

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Context:

...it was, in fact, dickish behavior.

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atlas foram during brelin airlift

"west brelin more fiscal consrevative, east brelin more soshal consrevative?"

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quote author=Paul Kemp link=topic=187756.msg4074243#msg4074243 date=1393717167]
Just for reference:

You must be logged in to read this quote.

Notice how it's completely readable?

Some of our contributions here simply look like extreme cases of keyboard falling...
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Ben-gaz-eee.

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Maybe I should put up a pic of my hairy chest, with text below stating "I'm here for you RUSS POWERS."

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I'm sure Kim Jong Un will take heed of the opinion of a useless spammer on the internets and start holding free elections now.

Made my morning!

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bushie do you see yourself working more than 40 hours a week?

You bet.

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Damn, man, I just came here to post this.

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Godwin ought to become an infractable offense.

You know who else suggested new infractable offenses?  That's right….Hitler.

Tip: check the last page before posting

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April 5th, 1924

Thread: The Final Solution

GPORTER:



It is 1933.  After many years of being in the political minority in Weimar Germany, Adolf Hitler and his cronies are on the eve of their finest hour.  Having compelled the Weimar President Paul Von Hindenburg to bestow upon him the Chancellorship in the spirit of independent nonpartisan rule, the party and it's charismatic leader are about to score their most successful victory yet when a mysterious fire at the Reichstag is blamed on the KPD (Communist Party of Germany).  Using the episode to push for the passage of an Enabling Act that would give the Chancellor broad and authoritarian powers to persecute those who he disagrees with as well as force his National Socialist agenda down the throats of the entire populace, Hitler goes to work.  Under his direct powers granted under the Enabling Act he forces thousands of his political opponents into concentration camps, if they weren't murdered before then.
It was on this pretext that he was able to seize power and push Germany into it's darkest era.

Kalwejt: Sorry bro, this isn't realistic.  I mean, Hitler just got thrown into prison for five years.  I really don't see him going anywhere legitimately.  He is through as a political force in the country, as is his party.
Antonio: Yes, Hitler is passe.  I could definitely see this happening under the current regime if the depression in Germany gets even worse than it is now.  But Adolf Hitler?  Hahahaha, the man is a joke!
Mechaman: Yeah man, do a little bit more research next time.  Hitler's political career is deader than Warren G. Harding.
Cathcon: Sir, that is most uncouth of you to say.
Kalwejt: Too soon.
Mechaman: Too soon?  He's been dead for like a year!  Anyway, this needs more details.  Because what you are describing is just ridiculous!  What will Hitler do next?  Kill the Jews?

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Apparently he was 'excommunicated' from his own church.

If this is true they will probably hold a funeral for him just so they can picket it.

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Why do we have two threads on Fred Phelps?

Because Mr. Phelps had an impact upon both U.S. events (largely by causing disgust and the passing of laws to limit where and when he and his followers could emit his virulent hate) and religion (since he claimed that was what motivated him.  If he were to be limited to one board, this is probably the best one, since few would agree his hate was religious.

It was a rhetorical question.  

Because, as I already said, Fred Phelps was a very effective attention whore.

Then why has Fred Phelps never posted here?  Oh.  Right.  You said "effective" attention whore.  That explains it.

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Here's what we have so far:

"Dear prospective employer,

Take your pants.  Don't hire me.  I'm not well.

Best regards,
Bushie

Just joking, actually.  You can't tell me I'm not doing the right thing.  Where was I?  I sponsor children and love on...I love Jesus.  I was trained, love on kids.  4 hour naps.  As you see, three weeks cleanup.  fart purple cheese, Russ Powers Oklahoma and bryan kropfinger will be there, end of letter.

I'm not opebo, who admired laziness.  These GUARANTEED FACTS stole from parents.  Trust me guys, I'm a Kenyan.  Like Barack Obama, who I voted for twice.  In fact I hesitated to vote for the uppity negroe....This is stupid, but I'm optimistic you will hire a good Christian who honors his momentary, brief relaxations.

This is crazy.  Here's my resume.  Call me, maybe."

I think it reads better than his actual cover letter.

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Sorry, Antonio, but I LOL'd